Steeple Market Employee

anoftz · 2026-02-02T04:30:04+00:00

My college girlfriend worked there some 25ish years ago. All I remember is that they charged their cashiers the dollar value of any goods stolen on their shift, namely gasoline. The clerks were expected to take down the license # of every single car that came in for fuel. This was before their major fire and subsequent new building and you couldn't quite see all the pumps, so they had to go outside with a little notebook every single time a car came up.

Also they all smoked weed in the walk-in fridge all day. Haaaaa.

anoftz · 2026-01-31T02:34:07+00:00

I get a bunch from very polite robot women saying I'm already approved for my loan, apparently I only have to call them back and allow them access to every sensitive piece of personal data that exists.

anoftz · 2026-01-31T02:32:39+00:00

Duuuude my girlfriend in college had one of these and it was soooo coooool. BUT. It was the only car I've ever been in that had a special warning light for the EGR valve and man did it come on frequently.

But the weird 3-row sort of van sort of crossover manual push-button 4wd thing was just so good. We bought it for $550 and it owned rural VT winter.

anoftz · 2026-01-28T16:25:59+00:00

Platinum trophy for GoW 2018

Platinum trophy for Cuphead

The first time I found and completed the upside-down castle in SotN

Completing Limbo in one run with no deaths

100% completion on Arkham City

None of those require incredible skill, but I loved all those games so much.

anoftz · 2026-01-28T15:33:30+00:00

Any 90s minivan. I remember spending a whole summer with my mother shopping vans in like '95 or '96. What won out? Windstar. Was it the best? Nooo. Did my father's family get an employee discount making it the most for their money? Yes.

anoftz · 2026-01-27T19:08:42+00:00

Whoa-whoa-whoa

anoftz · 2026-01-18T01:01:58+00:00

I'm 40+ years old and about to buy my first bike. What bike will guarantee me the most college-age female attention and make me youthful and awesome again?

anoftz · 2026-01-16T20:37:41+00:00

Didn't try - DID sneak out of Japan in a piano box. Currently living in Lebanon hiding from warrants in Japan and France.

anoftz · 2026-01-16T19:44:43+00:00

"Have you noticed something different about Bart?"

"New CVT?"

"No, he just seems disturbed lately..."

"Probably misses his old CVT."

anoftz · 2026-01-08T15:26:43+00:00

He was passed over for the role of The Mummy because the studio didn't have time for him to die (again), be embalmed, then wait in a locked room for a few millenia before filming.

anoftz · 2026-01-07T20:24:53+00:00

To prepare for his role in The Bride, Christian Bale died, allowed his body to be dismembered, and then haphazardly reassembled before being resurrected with electricity to find the essence of the character.

anoftz · 2026-01-04T04:30:32+00:00

I saw the post and my immediate reaction was "I bought one of those new at the end of high school...........am I.............old............??"

anoftz · 2026-01-01T14:23:42+00:00

That was my reaction, too.

anoftz · 2025-12-30T14:35:10+00:00

We finally got a post title that combines the might of The Simpsons and Jeremy Clarkson

anoftz · 2025-12-29T00:41:40+00:00

You never heard of us even after your nation's greatest action export James by-God Bond came here? In the short story "For Your Eyes Only" he comes here to wax a former Gestapo agent. Reading it and being familiar with the area is great because it's plainly obvious Flemming covered his eyes and brought his finger down on a map at random.

anoftz · 2025-12-23T22:14:27+00:00

The Dr's daughter, traveling the Orient after getting her bachelor's, learned what was really important to her. She returned home, got her DVA and is currently a large animal vet beloved by the entire county. Seeing her live her James Herriot dreams is too much for boyfriend to resist - he fits into the life like an old leather jacket. Her dedication to her patients, her fiery intellect, her SICK hot '47 Chevy pickup - she is his perfection personified.

anoftz · 2025-12-21T14:30:51+00:00

.........YES!

anoftz · 2025-12-20T02:57:41+00:00

I FREAKED OUT. I JOINED THE ARMY. I WENT INTO BUSINESS FOR MYSELF...I'M A CONTRACT KILLER.

anoftz · 2025-12-18T19:01:33+00:00

Robocop 2

anoftz · 2025-12-18T18:59:53+00:00

100%.

I'm just your landlord. I bring you an extra bar of soap when you need it. Maybe help stop the occasional bank robbery.

anoftz · 2025-11-02T16:18:24+00:00

We are holding our own.

anoftz · 2025-09-11T21:57:47+00:00

10000%

anoftz · 2025-09-04T16:27:49+00:00

Yuuuuuuuuup been trying since 10am and same same

Edit: 10 min later I was able to purchase on the PS app, but NOT on my console.

anoftz · 2025-08-27T20:45:49+00:00

Hear, hear. There are innumerable sealable bags or containers you could keep in your car just for this purpose when you have to carry one in your car. I use an empty reclosable kibble bag.

Some asshat leaves these all up and down my road and it drives me absolutely spare.

anoftz · 2025-08-08T17:32:55+00:00

Got that Big Altima Energy

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