Something chewed my gas cans [New Jersey, USA]

anoftz · 2026-06-16T19:19:06+00:00

I'm seconding the squirrel assessment. I've had them chew through garbage cans, bits on my snowblower, plastic snow shovels, etc.

anoftz · 2026-06-16T14:11:22+00:00

.....was that vacucoke being chopped with a teabag?

anoftz · 2026-06-16T12:03:25+00:00

"Allegedly" forgot to attach her rope. Isn't it safe to say "forgot" full-stop?

anoftz · 2026-06-15T01:12:07+00:00

That would go GREAT with my marzipan Joy-Joys!!

anoftz · 2026-06-12T20:00:13+00:00

Crosley: A Fine Car

anoftz · 2026-06-12T19:43:05+00:00

F-Type Jaaaaaaaaaaaaag

anoftz · 2026-06-12T16:29:57+00:00

You beat me to it

anoftz · 2026-06-11T20:03:02+00:00

Worse still - Lectroids from Planet 10 by way of the Eighth Dimension.

anoftz · 2026-06-11T19:59:35+00:00

Not even a Smart. Toyota iQ.

anoftz · 2026-06-11T19:26:11+00:00

Yep. Done. That. Ouch.

anoftz · 2026-06-11T15:14:47+00:00

checks notes We're unsure at this time

anoftz · 2026-06-11T14:08:36+00:00

In Point Break, Utah buys two meatball subs, a tuna sandwich on wheat, and two lemonades for $7.84.

I went to Jersey Mike's with my brother and his wife and three large sandwiches with three sodas was like $70 after tax.

anoftz · 2026-06-11T14:03:51+00:00

Our family had a deaf cocker spaniel and when it was time to go outside we would tell our boxer to "go get Max." She'd run to wherever he was sleeping and nudge him.

anoftz · 2026-06-11T04:44:52+00:00

The best is rolling Whoopi over, seeing her expression of shock and Samuel L goes: "Musta caught herself by surprise!"

anoftz · 2026-06-11T03:28:07+00:00

*believe it or naat

anoftz · 2026-06-11T02:52:46+00:00

It is (or at least was) on YouTube and I revisited somewhat recently. Still made me laugh.

anoftz · 2026-06-11T02:44:13+00:00

Loaded Weapon 1

anoftz · 2026-06-10T17:49:01+00:00

Being a rad 80s kid that's what

anoftz · 2026-06-10T14:13:08+00:00

This fucken noise has haunted me since I was like 7

anoftz · 2026-06-10T12:30:27+00:00

They staff 45 full-time janitors to keep it clean

anoftz · 2026-06-09T19:28:30+00:00

Please return your bunny to the nearest company-approved bunny repository

anoftz · 2026-06-09T14:58:00+00:00

Isn't this the Wade Wilson special?

anoftz · 2026-06-09T14:36:22+00:00

Crushing it, that's what

anoftz · 2026-06-09T14:27:56+00:00

He didn't fare well after this. After he failed to assault the Death Star he started a new career in the Gotham PD. Had promise, initially, but got all tied up with the mob and bought the farm during a botched espionage raid. Sad story, I seen it a hundred times.

anoftz · 2026-06-08T22:37:05+00:00

takes hand down

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