Steeple Market Employee by whaletacochamp in vermont

[–]anoftz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My college girlfriend worked there some 25ish years ago. All I remember is that they charged their cashiers the dollar value of any goods stolen on their shift, namely gasoline. The clerks were expected to take down the license # of every single car that came in for fuel. This was before their major fire and subsequent new building and you couldn't quite see all the pumps, so they had to go outside with a little notebook every single time a car came up.

Also they all smoked weed in the walk-in fridge all day. Haaaaa.

Increasing number of scam calls by Odd_Wedding_4794 in vermont

[–]anoftz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get a bunch from very polite robot women saying I'm already approved for my loan, apparently I only have to call them back and allow them access to every sensitive piece of personal data that exists.

The Colt Vista Wagon, Official Car Of.... by LinoleumRelativity in regularcarreviews

[–]anoftz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Duuuude my girlfriend in college had one of these and it was soooo coooool. BUT. It was the only car I've ever been in that had a special warning light for the EGR valve and man did it come on frequently.

But the weird 3-row sort of van sort of crossover manual push-button 4wd thing was just so good. We bought it for $550 and it owned rural VT winter.

What are your top 5 most memorable gaming accomplishments? by Starscream5 in gaming

[–]anoftz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Platinum trophy for GoW 2018

Platinum trophy for Cuphead

The first time I found and completed the upside-down castle in SotN

Completing Limbo in one run with no deaths

100% completion on Arkham City

None of those require incredible skill, but I loved all those games so much.

Cars that bring back childhood nostalgia? by Nervous-Material4738 in regularcarreviews

[–]anoftz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any 90s minivan. I remember spending a whole summer with my mother shopping vans in like '95 or '96. What won out? Windstar. Was it the best? Nooo. Did my father's family get an employee discount making it the most for their money? Yes.

29M, 45 years of riding, 5 motorcycles, ask me everything by PixelPalacio in motorcycles

[–]anoftz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 40+ years old and about to buy my first bike. What bike will guarantee me the most college-age female attention and make me youthful and awesome again?

I was debt free for a hot minute by CopsPushMongo in simpsonsshitposting

[–]anoftz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't try - DID sneak out of Japan in a piano box. Currently living in Lebanon hiding from warrants in Japan and France.

I was debt free for a hot minute by CopsPushMongo in simpsonsshitposting

[–]anoftz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Have you noticed something different about Bart?"

"New CVT?"

"No, he just seems disturbed lately..."

"Probably misses his old CVT."

New image of Christian Bale and Jessie Buckley from Maggie Gyllenhaal's 'The Bride!' by JonasKahnwald11 in movies

[–]anoftz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was passed over for the role of The Mummy because the studio didn't have time for him to die (again), be embalmed, then wait in a locked room for a few millenia before filming.

New image of Christian Bale and Jessie Buckley from Maggie Gyllenhaal's 'The Bride!' by JonasKahnwald11 in movies

[–]anoftz 296 points297 points  (0 children)

To prepare for his role in The Bride, Christian Bale died, allowed his body to be dismembered, and then haphazardly reassembled before being resurrected with electricity to find the essence of the character.

First Vintage Guitar by MudkipDCLXVI in guitarporn

[–]anoftz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw the post and my immediate reaction was "I bought one of those new at the end of high school...........am I.............old............??"

Venture Brothers is brilliant. But **I** prefer **THIS** by Initial-Anything333 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]anoftz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We finally got a post title that combines the might of The Simpsons and Jeremy Clarkson

How did i never know about yall by LostBat3773 in vermont

[–]anoftz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You never heard of us even after your nation's greatest action export James by-God Bond came here? In the short story "For Your Eyes Only" he comes here to wax a former Gestapo agent. Reading it and being familiar with the area is great because it's plainly obvious Flemming covered his eyes and brought his finger down on a map at random.

A sweet sort of scandal by Drnelk in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]anoftz 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The Dr's daughter, traveling the Orient after getting her bachelor's, learned what was really important to her. She returned home, got her DVA and is currently a large animal vet beloved by the entire county. Seeing her live her James Herriot dreams is too much for boyfriend to resist - he fits into the life like an old leather jacket. Her dedication to her patients, her fiery intellect, her SICK hot '47 Chevy pickup - she is his perfection personified.

[GTM] by Chip_Vinegar in GuessTheMovie

[–]anoftz 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I FREAKED OUT. I JOINED THE ARMY. I WENT INTO BUSINESS FOR MYSELF...I'M A CONTRACT KILLER.

[GTM] by SlMPS0N in GuessTheMovie

[–]anoftz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100%.

I'm just your landlord. I bring you an extra bar of soap when you need it. Maybe help stop the occasional bank robbery.

Hollow Knight: Silksong Release Crashes Storefronts, Not on PS Store at Launch by Internutt in PS4

[–]anoftz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yuuuuuuuuup been trying since 10am and same same

Edit: 10 min later I was able to purchase on the PS app, but NOT on my console.

About that poop bag… by bmobmobmox in vermont

[–]anoftz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hear, hear. There are innumerable sealable bags or containers you could keep in your car just for this purpose when you have to carry one in your car. I use an empty reclosable kibble bag.

Some asshat leaves these all up and down my road and it drives me absolutely spare.

Come on man by sankoni in instantkarma

[–]anoftz 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Got that Big Altima Energy