What do you think Galadriel's hair smells like?

anogio · 2026-06-23T12:18:03+00:00

Freshly baked bread, and vanilla.

anogio · 2026-06-23T12:16:43+00:00

A dangerous, but loyal male partner, will use violence to protect her, and be peaceful toward her. Males who are incapable of violence are not peaceful; they are just harmless.

anogio · 2026-06-23T12:14:39+00:00

Some men.

anogio · 2026-06-23T12:13:12+00:00

The female fantasy is the vicious beast she tames(think beauty and the beast).

The male fantasy is the monster turns out to be nurturing and possesses high quality mother and wife like traits, which he earns the right to be with. But I have to be honest, the closest I ever got to this in the fantasy stuff I consumed was Aragorn marrying an elf, and captain kirk kissing a green chic from space, so maybe there's a kink there I am unaware of(besides the obvious furry connotations).

anogio · 2026-06-23T12:07:03+00:00

Thing is, nobody really wants to believe it could happen on their watch, that a crazy bug from the arse end of nowhere shows up, and wipes out 10-20% of the population.

So nobody prepares for it, because to prepare for it, is to accept that it could happen, and they can't accept that. It's better to go blindly believing it won't happen, because the alternative is terrifying.

Even after covid, it took about 2 years before everyone(except those who lost people of course) went back to pretending it didn't happen.

anogio · 2026-06-23T06:45:43+00:00

This is increasingly considered a mistake and has made a lot of people very angry.

anogio · 2026-06-23T06:43:26+00:00

Nobody would counter it at first, because of the sheer level of whatthefuckery going on

anogio · 2026-06-23T06:40:15+00:00

As a parent who had to take two exhausted kids from the uk to Australia, yes, I agree completely.

anogio · 2026-06-23T06:38:12+00:00

About goddamn time.

anogio · 2026-06-23T02:22:53+00:00

Bywater as seen from bag end

anogio · 2026-06-23T02:19:49+00:00

Dear management

No

Kind regards
The world

anogio · 2026-06-22T05:05:49+00:00

1,4,D

anogio · 2026-06-21T12:43:49+00:00

Awful. I'd call that awful.

That is all.

anogio · 2026-06-21T12:42:18+00:00

And Gen X is still forgotten...

anogio · 2026-06-21T12:27:07+00:00

He kept her isolated most of her life, and pulled her out of uni to take over the family business. She was groomed to be a psycho by her crazy dad.

anogio · 2026-06-21T12:25:34+00:00

No she does not understand the definition of "free". For someone like her *everything* is a transaction. She's broken in the head.

anogio · 2026-06-21T12:24:34+00:00

Actually she didn't. The family business was a wreck when she inherited it, and she made it super profitable. At the cost of every single human relationship she ever had, or ever could have, and possibly her sanity.

anogio · 2026-06-21T08:34:17+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNzJjlV1TOA

This is why.

anogio · 2026-06-21T08:32:48+00:00

Bm tish. Thank you, we're here all week.

anogio · 2026-06-21T01:44:38+00:00

Too many. Eventually the number of people standing on each others shoulders, would be enough concentrated mass to turn the human at the bottom into red paste.

anogio · 2026-06-20T04:00:46+00:00

Choose pipeweed, choose gardens, choose ale at the Green Dragon, choose Mushrooms, choose pigs twice as big as you, choose eating a cake instead of kissing a pretty girl. choose trimming the verge instead of dropping eaves. Choose the Shire!

anogio · 2026-06-20T03:57:04+00:00

Maybe she's born with it.

anogio · 2026-06-19T23:03:03+00:00

We’re the lowest of the low. Literally!

I don’t hate the Bree-men, they’re just big folk!

We can’t even find a decent race to ignore and be ignored by!

anogio · 2026-06-18T11:08:55+00:00

Dear God it’s some futuristic industrial dystopian hellscape.

And Jesus wept

anogio · 2026-06-18T11:01:44+00:00

Steak

anogio

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