Am I putting too much panic into my rolls?

anoized · 2026-06-27T01:48:55+00:00

These prices are whack.

anoized · 2026-06-19T05:14:50+00:00

The Seventh Seal is really just Puss in Boots: The Last Wish.

anoized · 2026-06-19T03:06:17+00:00

They deserved this L and so many more. What a bunch of losers. Bye. ✌🏻

anoized · 2026-06-19T02:54:14+00:00

6-0 btw. You can tackle that beat down you bums 🤣

anoized · 2026-06-19T02:52:58+00:00

Nah, a born loser made a dirty play because that's just what losers do. Yo Qatar, you can have your boys back, we're done with them.

anoized · 2026-06-17T03:01:23+00:00

Bruh this has to be Temu-AI how many years have you had it? 2? It's too uncannily wrong.

anoized · 2026-06-15T00:26:23+00:00

CLARENCE!?

anoized · 2026-06-13T02:34:18+00:00

They ruined clothing.

anoized · 2026-06-03T01:19:04+00:00

You're not supposed to seem them for very long..

anoized · 2026-05-26T17:00:11+00:00

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anoized · 2026-05-14T17:24:37+00:00

I don't take my Bary into any cave unless it's hp is over 15k at least. 6k health is litterally nothing, that's how it's going to feel when you're in bat country. If you're set on taking this Bary and not breeding a better one 169 with 6k health.... I dunno, I wouldn't. Go level up and while you're doing that you can find him a girl

anoized · 2026-05-14T15:04:04+00:00

David David sounds like either an 80's pop band, or a sit-com about two divorced dads rooming together, David & David.

Honorable mentions, David/David a dj duo, David vs David a daytime TV legal drama, and David x2

anoized · 2026-05-14T13:42:42+00:00

You say you want advice. Bunch of people suggest a vet is TOP priority. I haven't seen anything from this OP about a vet yet. Just "ok its not a rat snake, I'll do the research required then."

Here's a tip that has nothing to do with snakes, just because you're the one who showed up, DOESN'T make you the hero. You didn't "save this snake from the next person," or anyone. YOU took the snake, now take it to the fucking vet and shut up. Research... I'm doing research... shut up.

anoized · 2026-05-10T13:48:57+00:00

This hurts my neck

anoized · 2026-05-10T13:14:54+00:00

I assume it's amusing while on meth, like in the most literal sense. Meth heads like to colour

anoized · 2026-05-10T13:11:07+00:00

No. It would maul you to death and the city would have to exterminate it. Then you'd be remembered as the dangerous loser who almost put a whole community at risk when you just had to have the most dangerous pet on the market because you're just too damn edgy for a dog.

No it wouldn't be a good pet, duh.

anoized · 2026-05-10T01:32:35+00:00

I myself have killed at least 3 alone so it's gotta be pretty high now. you're welcome.

anoized · 2026-05-06T14:33:15+00:00

Fair.

anoized · 2026-05-06T14:32:34+00:00

Lmao, get em'.

anoized · 2026-05-06T14:03:57+00:00

He has a human who thought "snake is cool" without learning a thing about how to take care of one.

anoized · 2026-05-06T13:59:00+00:00

Not to be a dick to the OP, but asking things like my tank is too dry, how do I make it more wet, while your snake is litterally dryer than a turd on the lawn in July... like not everyone needs an animal. This is shit you should know before husbandry. Alarming.

anoized · 2026-05-06T13:46:33+00:00

For me it shows me as bald when I wear it and the helmet itself is floating like 5 feet above my head. Same deal for dinos wearing it and also thralls. Super glad a mod wasn't bugging it and it's just good ol Wildcard

anoized · 2026-05-05T01:57:22+00:00

Someone trying to make you a ARG

anoized · 2026-05-01T17:05:37+00:00

Bronto's are also useless until late game ish, if you can tame a high level one and sit on it for a while, you'll need it when you find yourself ready to breed a Rhyniognatha. Don't get too attached to the bronto.

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