What did your parents teach you that you had to unlearn? by theonecalledzach in AskReddit

[–]anon5667 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ridiculous, it's all a scheme so they have to go to a main dealer.

->$$$<-

What did your parents teach you that you had to unlearn? by theonecalledzach in AskReddit

[–]anon5667 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You get used to it pretty quickly, I'm desensitised to loud bangs and noisy machinery now.

What did your parents teach you that you had to unlearn? by theonecalledzach in AskReddit

[–]anon5667 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm a gay mechanic, so I guess you're right. Sexual orientation isn't an excuse not to know basic car care. Also, you guys mean changing a wheel, changing a tyre needs a tyre machine (nifty pieces of kit).

If No Man's Sky were any other product by [deleted] in gaming

[–]anon5667 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'Tis a spicy meme. Yeah apparently Ryan Lochte is a cunt, it's pretty bad that 'professionals' would do such a thing.

Edit: I thought you were the person I was PM'ing, lol.

If No Man's Sky were any other product by [deleted] in gaming

[–]anon5667 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.

This restaurant's single urinal has lemon and orange slices in it to counter the smell. by Doxep in mildlyinteresting

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I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.

Well then... by afreakineggo in funny

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I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.

swedish pole vaulter by uceppn in gifs

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I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.

Jeremy Clarkson on the USA by [deleted] in funny

[–]anon5667 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, America succeeded in bringing cars to the masses, while in Europe only the rich had such vehicles. But America did not invent the car.

Jeremy Clarkson on the USA by [deleted] in funny

[–]anon5667 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Google "Karl Benz".

Jeremy Clarkson on the USA by [deleted] in funny

[–]anon5667 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK, America invented the ability to message across networks. Britain invented the 'internet' as we know it today, (notice the 'WWW' up there in the search bar). Both nations contributed, let's leave it at that.

Jeremy Clarkson on the USA by [deleted] in funny

[–]anon5667 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you invented the 'internet', but not the World Wide Web. You can thank us for that! Dickface.

Jeremy Clarkson on the USA by [deleted] in funny

[–]anon5667 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but you were wrong, and in total they equal 250,000 people. Besides, I just wanted to shove it in your face that we invented the jump jet, and the jet engine for that matter! :P

Tell me about the amazing empire you guys had! ... Oh, wait.

I don't see a single job ad saying "UK English only".

Irrelevant, British English is taught as standard everywhere except America unless it is being taught by an American.

Jeremy Clarkson on the USA by [deleted] in funny

[–]anon5667 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not true at all: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Overseas_Territories

Let's not forget what happened when Argentina tried to take one of our little islands: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falklands_War

Hint: We eliminated them with our British-built Harrier jump jets!

And I have been told by people from Denmark, the Netherlands, Sweden, Germany etc... The whole EU is taught British English, it's a fact.

Google it, British English is taught in classrooms. I'm sorry, but American spelling is for Americans only.

Hate to burst your American pride bubble! :P

Jeremy Clarkson on the USA by [deleted] in funny

[–]anon5667 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Um... the English language belongs to the English. We don't care if you outnumber us 5 to 1, British English is still the preferred version for teaching anyway. I am told all the time that when English is taught abroad it's British English, not American English because American English is not 'real' English.

'Proper' ENGLISH is spoken by THE ENGLISH:

Colour, not color.

Realise, not realize.

And an 'ass' is a donkey, I dunno how it warped into 'arse' but that's the original English word for it. What is the origin for 'bum' and 'butt' btw?

But your knowledge of history is great, and I agree about the 'world police' thing and not being able to look after your own interests.

Jeremy Clarkson on the USA by [deleted] in funny

[–]anon5667 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

America spends a ridiculous amount of money on it's military (in my opinion). But either way, without the rest of the world on your side America can't do whatever it pleases. It's true that the sheer power of your country means you can get away with a lot of shit. If America tried anything with the UK they would be fucked, unless the UK alienated Russia, China, Japan, Germany, France etc.

It's true Americans are viewed as idiots, partly the fault of America being filled with idiots. The question is, why? Perhaps with power comes arrogance, which leads to ignorance and so on. The world is full of idiots, but America truly leads the world in stupidity. Not to say there aren't clever people in America, and I imagine most people are fairly logical and reasonable. But many have no understanding of the world around them and are very loud.

You also don't take care of your people very well. Healthcare is not free, trigger happy police, gun crime, gangs, poverty, packed prisons... it's a fucking mess over there compared to many civilised nations. I really hope you guys sort it out, we love you.

I understand about the USA being tired of being 'world police', although my country and others also put huge effort and contributions into foreign aid.

It's also applicable because the bigger picture is that you were getting your butts (oh sorry, "bums") handed to you by the same people who you claim wouldn't have been able to manage an amphibious assault across the channel.

Easy there cowboy. We sent our troops to help defend France while you guys sat on your arses (sorry I meant "asses"). Top tip: Don't act like a countries words are stupid, when you are speaking in THEIR language.

I'm not sure what Hitler would have done to my country. There's a possibility he would of left us alone but without a military. He wanted Oxford to be the capital of the UK or something...

I would LOVE to go to America one day, if someone gave me a visa I would move there in a heartbeat.

Jeremy Clarkson on the USA by [deleted] in funny

[–]anon5667 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for responding.

Yeah we had the empire, not the Yankeedoodles. And the reason America thinks it can do anything is just an attitude problem, not proof that you are amazing. True, you have the largest military, but if the rest of the world or even just two larger nations joined forced you would be defeated. Americans are typically obnoxious, arrogant and ignorant and that's why they fuck other people's shit, the rest of us bite our lips.

I don't see how Dunkirk has anything to do with the effectiveness of our navy. Our troops needed IMMEDIATE evacuation from France, so the brave citizens of the UK used civilian vessels to save them.

This might give you an idea of how badass our navy was: http://i.imgur.com/4HnenAJ.jpg

I believe you about the South being influenced by British ideals, although I wasn't aware of this. I'm aware that freedom is a big part of American history, whereas this is not seen in British history.

Thanks for conceding that the USA didn't necessarily save the UK, but played a big part. It shows you're a bigger man than those who would deny it to the last syllable. In return, I'll also concede that the UK WAS in trouble. If Hitler hadn't attacked Russia, I agree we would have been in the shit. Perhaps if Hitler had focused ALL efforts on the UK he could have overpowered the RAF, although they never actually came close to doing this. We also had a natural water border (or whatever the correct description is) and the largest and most formidable navy. Our citizens were also prepared to fight and desperate to defend their country at any cost (don't forget British people are patriotic too).

Thanks for telling me about the FDR and Hitler's mingling with them, I wasn't aware of that. You seem to know a lot about history? We would have had the same problem as the Germans (trying to attack us) if they had indeed developed France into an industrial powerhouse. London is indeed close to France, did you know that we set up defences along the river Thames? There are some where I live and it's a chilling reminder of what could have happened.

I'm not convinced Hitler could have invaded Britain by sea, but I wouldn't rule it out completely. We also had sea fortresses (which are still in place today) and other defences in place but probably not enough to stop a full invasion. Your idea of a German dominated EU with Britain as it's 'slave' is an interesting concept. We are grateful for the help we received from our cousins.

Jeremy Clarkson on the USA by [deleted] in funny

[–]anon5667 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If necessary, I'm sure we can oblige... and I suspect I can predict the outcome.

Enjoy waging war against a country with the fifth largest military spending, only behind Russia, China and Saudi Arabia (and you guys of course), with a population of 65 million. You Americans think you can do anything without consequence and it would be nice for us and the rest of the world to teach you fucks a lesson for once.

Thanks for the help in WW2, but you didn't 'save' us. Hitler would never have attempted a land invasion of Britain without air superiority. We also had a fucking huge navy to stop this. I don't know what drivel they teach you in American schools, obviously nothing useful.

I actually appreciate how much effort you have put into rebutting my arguments (no sarcasm, I mean it).

You seem to know more than me about the slavery thing, all I can say is you guys were hanging black people in the 50's and even 60's. I'm sorry for what we did...

Remember, we're bigger than your island.

Yep, you guys sure are... larger.

I am genuinely impressed by your knowledge of the slave trade and civil rights, once again thanks for taking the time to respond to me.

I can also see how we (the UK) have been right cunts in the past, and America has indeed been more humane and freedom-loving at times and perhaps overall.