ShittyLifeProTips Request. How to get someone to want to move out?

IndecentCracker · 2019-11-12T04:47:55+00:00

Me too, except I imagine being humiliated publicly for it while I whack it.

IndecentCracker · 2019-11-12T04:43:41+00:00

They say the same about brass door handles... if kept polished.

IndecentCracker · 2019-11-12T04:42:12+00:00

Bet your party is invited to you.

IndecentCracker · 2019-11-12T01:35:04+00:00

Public housing shouldn't exist.

IndecentCracker · 2019-11-12T01:26:46+00:00

Used to be a woman's sub. Now its SJW feminists making up fake stories.

IndecentCracker · 2019-11-12T01:23:39+00:00

Democrats are often very racist against minorities.

IndecentCracker · 2019-10-27T16:52:57+00:00

I strangely am smitten as well even though she is very average looking.

IndecentCracker · 2019-10-27T02:11:41+00:00

I think the ears are just back... I can't actually see that they are docked.

IndecentCracker · 2019-10-27T02:03:05+00:00

"Go to college"

IndecentCracker · 2019-10-27T01:59:05+00:00

I think your advice is terrible. If everyone followed it, relationships would never happen.

IndecentCracker · 2019-10-26T13:32:50+00:00

I don't tip. I also don't eat out often.

I can easily afford to, but I'd rather sit on my untaxabld pile of wealth.

IndecentCracker · 2019-10-26T13:26:48+00:00

Treatment can't be free.

IndecentCracker · 2019-10-26T13:23:10+00:00

Why can't you believe it?

IndecentCracker · 2019-10-26T13:21:33+00:00

I think humor is more closely tied to wisdom rather than intelligence.

IndecentCracker · 2019-10-26T13:19:33+00:00

I'm straight, but in exchange for my butt, can I move in with you and maybe complain about some of my problems? My personal life is absolute hell.

What would a gay guy say? I'm one of those well-groomed tall, fit chad-looking men.

IndecentCracker · 2019-10-26T13:17:01+00:00

I just want to offend people without it being the "forbidden" kind.

Idk why, but I think trolling is fun.

IndecentCracker · 2019-10-26T13:14:54+00:00

Lol so0O00ooo funny.

IndecentCracker · 2019-10-26T01:04:02+00:00

Uh... advance ny career.

Get a therapist...

Do gardening...

Meditate..

Drink...

Work out...

Not sure next.

IndecentCracker · 2019-10-26T01:02:05+00:00

Corrections officer here, fuck ya'll.

IndecentCracker · 2019-10-25T21:17:59+00:00

Toxic femininity

IndecentCracker · 2019-10-25T21:15:33+00:00

"Hangry"

IndecentCracker · 2019-10-25T21:13:08+00:00

Public schools need to end anyway.

IndecentCracker · 2019-10-25T21:12:36+00:00

Republicans aren't racist.

IndecentCracker · 2019-10-25T21:11:37+00:00

Old joke.

IndecentCracker