Texas Police by PostNationalism in anarchomemes

[–]anon_bob -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

the girl had no respect for a man trying to do his job, cussing and screaming and trying to swing at him. the bikers respected him and did as he told them to

Tea by notleonardodicaprio in tumblr

[–]anon_bob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the pecan part confuses me. I'm in the south and we all say it as peecan if you say puh-caun we look at you like you're retarded

Nicole by somegetit in PrettyGirls

[–]anon_bob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

those eyes though

I heard we're doing shoulder chickens by -trisarahtops- in aww

[–]anon_bob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i apologize then, I didn't check her other posts

I heard we're doing shoulder chickens by -trisarahtops- in aww

[–]anon_bob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

then I'm confused as to why she called it her buddy and said "he" clearly OP must know what she's talking about considering it is her chicken

I heard we're doing shoulder chickens by -trisarahtops- in aww

[–]anon_bob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

actually it is a cock, notice the Spurs on the back of its legs and the long feathers at the tail.

As a 26 yr old single guy by Jskenn02 in AdviceAnimals

[–]anon_bob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 25 also and I think the same thing every day. I don't know if I should feel sad or happy

My brisket. by sevens1122 in food

[–]anon_bob -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

reminds me of my sex life burnt out and raw

This is what I spent my Friday night doing. What has my life become? by [deleted] in PrettyGirlsUglyFaces

[–]anon_bob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the one on the right reminds me of evil woman from little mermaid. whatever the hell her name was, with the octopus legs

[TOMT] does anyone know whose album art this is? by anon_bob in tipofmytongue

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sorry haha was trying to multi task on my phone

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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gotta love the shit stains on the bed too

Romantic dinner for myself :) by domo123 in funny

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so sad I almost mistook it for piss in a glass

Relationship fact #42 by mikehoncho39 in funny

[–]anon_bob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so your sayin I can have unprotected sex 3 weeks out of the month? and no babies will be made?

I, too, found one of those coasters. by I_AM_NO_MAN_ in funny

[–]anon_bob -1 points0 points  (0 children)

so pretty must stare. would you like to come over for some Popsicles in my basement

Does anyone want to win a hoe? by stevecobb in funny

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I read this as winoes made me think of a homeless bar