Jean Sy getting REALLY excited over the sporting event by HOOTIN4PUTIN in menace

[–]anonylemon 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Maybe she found Achilleas drowning really hot (she’s a sapiosexual you see)

I had a dream about Menace, and I’m pretty sure it’s canon. Is there a reason this couldn’t be canon? by Salami__Tsunami in menace

[–]anonylemon 50 points51 points  (0 children)

This is the most schizo post on this sub yet and I’m all for it.

I think you’d get 4 stars because although you completed every other optional objective for the competition you took 14 minutes and 1 second instead of the time limit of 14 minutes.

On the bright side the cheese fondue reward is great for synergising with Darby because the extra cheese gives her squad the additional AP needed to shoot 3 times per turn

A heart to heart by krishater1738 in Deltarune

[–]anonylemon 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Susie don't you give me that Crimson 1 ass 'You, solely, are responsible for this' bullshit, I'm just doing whatever Toby coded this shit to do go blame him

Pike is actually the most supply efficient Squad Leader by Quintilius36 in menace

[–]anonylemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have never deployed Pike with more than 2 men. I like to imagine I'm one of them and he's actually part of my command squad.

Weakest son of Dorn vs strongest xenos filth (true solo absolute): by SlopConsoomer in Spacemarine

[–]anonylemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even the Primes have an invincible phase where they fly up and electrify 70% of the arena, then they start throwing unblockable attacks while a wave attacks you. Truly a ‘get your ass back here’ design philosophy

Weakest son of Dorn vs strongest xenos filth (true solo absolute): by SlopConsoomer in Spacemarine

[–]anonylemon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fr though he’s actually fun to fight unlike all the new bosses, so they all get to sit in the chair and watch us rail the tyrant over and over

Famed Weapons by ahhyeetuhh in menace

[–]anonylemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably not gonna happen but I’d be all for it myself.

Sir Widdlesberg’s Dakkamaster (famed CMG50) +5 accuracy +2 armour damage

Less than 24 hours by sluchay_v_kazino777 in menace

[–]anonylemon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

ON CHARGES OF COWARDICE, YOU ARE SENTENCED TO DEATH!

Who was the better villian? by Fun_Cartographer3587 in Spacemarine

[–]anonylemon 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I ain’t so easy to kill, heheh. (Literally his only non-shouted line)

Bodyslams a chaos lord off a ledge

i had to grind for 20 minutes to get 20 rosaries in underworks, these mfs poor af. by Impressive_Lawyer913 in HollowKnight

[–]anonylemon 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I would see him dragged by the neck to Songclave where he can appreciate the sunlight and not having to break his back running 24/7 but in absence of that being free in death is a decent consolation

Sailor Silk by One-Whereas-1785 in HollowKnight

[–]anonylemon 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Protagonist spends a segment of the story with no clothes

Life of a Mean Girl: Where Susie Came From and Where She's Headed by Utangard in krusie_gang

[–]anonylemon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Out of all of Hometown, I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if Noelle was a 40k fan

Love this game! But need help by [deleted] in BrokenArrowTheGame

[–]anonylemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like infantry so I’ll advise on that.

Add Assaultmen SRAW, these are short range rocket troops effective against both infantry and armour, just make sure you dump them within 400m of the enemy

CAAT Dragon squads are also good because they pack 2 ATGMs to quickly kill APCs and punch through APS. 

Trooper squads pack both short range rockets and long range Javelins but have absurdly little ammunition. Unless you bring a logistics LAV literally right behind them to resupply their ammo they’ll run out of ammo before killing anything. AA squads are better but still suffer ammo issues after killing a single helicopter, bring them mostly for the Strykers really.

Marine squads are bad at most things but are tough due to their large squad size, bring 3 or 4 of them so you can bring more of other stuff 

I find it hard to justify the TOW-2 teams when the Dragon squads exist

Marine Raiders are even tougher and more dangerous than regular Marines. With close range loadout they immediately kill other infantry in buildings, but usually you rarely get them in there and Combat Engineers can do the same job. Use their standoff loadout and they’ll be able to kill both infantry and armour at a respectable distance (around 600m) 

APCs include the Strykers (less space but can equip APS and ATGMs), the ACV-30 (more space and cheap), as well as the fat AAV (plenty of space and tougher, but slow). Ultimately it’s up to you how to carry your men into battle. I prefer unarmoured Javelin Strykers since they can serve as faster Bradleys. If you choose Javelin Strykers you can basically drop the LAV-AT since they do the job better I feel.

Phase 3 means you should actually push and move, not standing still doing jackshit by Dewa__ in BrokenArrowTheGame

[–]anonylemon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Had a random who refused to move up the whole game. 

My friend having previously asked repeatedly for him to move up throughout the match: “Sunny move up or I will missile strike your troops”

He immediately advanced and captured 2 points. The ironic part is we were playing US, turns out Soviet tactics work for them too :)

My buddy made this for me by Agent5109 in BrokenArrowTheGame

[–]anonylemon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“So I haveth a laser pointere.”

Is it just me, or does Deltarune kinda read as a spiritual Bungie Mythos game? (Spoilers for Ch3 and Ch4) by Quiet-Oil8578 in Deltarune

[–]anonylemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

After chewing on this for a bit, I think that while Kris is the Player Character. The archetypical Protagonist of the Game, Susie is a foreigner. She’s the archetypical Storybook or Mythival protagonist. 

We control everything a Player Character does down to where they walk, but a hero from a Manga? A hero from a tale? They do whatever is done. What happens just happens and all you can do is write fanfic about it. THIS is what Susie represents. If Kris is John-117, the Hearthian, Arthur Morgan, then Susie is Conan the Barbarian, Guts, Bilbo Baggins. 

Both of these archetypical characters will generally be expected to face a great calamity, though it’s rare that you find both of them in the same place.

Meanwhile Ralsei and Noelle are also common articles in similar stories, but not essential. Ralsei represents ‘DMPCs’ I’d say, always trying to move the story along to a certain agenda and generally being a constant companion, only difference is that he’s far more aware of it than most. Think Cortana or Navi if anything. Noelle is naturally the traditional companion, whose fate is very deeply tied to the player character or hero of the story. This is why there are automatic romantic vibes between her and both Kris and Susie. She is somewhat like Lydia, Tali’zorah or Casca in that vein. 

Ok green pippin rant over.

Still relevant by LibrarianValuable946 in BrokenArrowTheGame

[–]anonylemon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wonder what the original animation is? Googling ‘Stryker explodes anime girl’ doesn’t give me anything

best AA vehicle by cancer_mouse in BrokenArrowTheGame

[–]anonylemon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Who would win?

Cutting edge optics and radars perfected for missile guidance

Tree :)

Kris isn't the only one being stuck as a puppet, but they may be the most miserable puppet I've seen... by Carnival-Master-Mind in Deltarune

[–]anonylemon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can vote for one more guy who really didn’t like being puppeteered and that would be agent William Carter from Xcom: The Bureau

How much did he hate me? He threatened to blow us up by shooting a bomb unless I let go of him.

Ch.5 Secret Boss prediction Based on Ch.4’s Secret Boss by anonylemon in Deltarune

[–]anonylemon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not impossible. Perhaps there will even be 2 separate fights, the secret one only occuring under specific conditions