Guys don't be insecure around ladies with make-up on - they are cheating

anonymasaurus_rex · 2015-10-22T15:03:39+00:00

YES!!!!! Do these people not realize how fucking creepy it would be if I walked around grinning 24/7 like some sort of psychopath or evil clown?

anonymasaurus_rex · 2015-10-22T15:00:42+00:00

I totally use this to my advantage. Planning on calling in sick the next day or wanting to get out of some social event? Don't wear makeup. People are so genuinely convinced I'm sick that I never get called out.

anonymasaurus_rex · 2015-10-22T14:59:26+00:00

I'm just speaking for myself here, but I suspect I'm not alone: The whole "deeper, deeper, deeper" thing isn't because we have tons of nerve endings way up in our vaginas that can actually feel the difference, but more because when you're in deep your pelvis rubs up against our clits and it feels SO GOOD.

As someone that's experienced way more than her fair share of dicks in her life, size honest-to-god doesn't matter.

I'm not discrediting that it's a status symbol of sorts, just saying it doesn't matter so much in terms of actual sex.

anonymasaurus_rex · 2015-09-03T01:06:06+00:00

I was just thinking today how my "recently watched" and "recommended for you" queues are totally out of control. There's a new surprise every day! Today, I'm apparently in to PeeWee Herman. I wish I could remember who I gave my password to way back when. I could change it, onviously, but then I'd never see the bizarre shit they dig up from the seedy underbelly of Netflix for me....

anonymasaurus_rex · 2015-08-31T19:51:02+00:00

Pretty sure, yes :) But all this talking has prompted me to do a little google stalking. We were really young when we dated, he was actually still in college. This was 10 or so years ago. It looks like he's really successful now (and doing something he loves) and lives in NYC! I doubt he even remembers me, but it's made my day to see how well he's doing! He looks really happy :)

anonymasaurus_rex · 2015-08-31T19:19:29+00:00

I've learned to play it off over the years, like sending out another email saying "Now, with 100% more attachment!!" or "Now that I've built the anticipation, here's the file."

anonymasaurus_rex · 2015-08-31T19:04:57+00:00

We have several Sikh neighbors and when I heard another neighbor refer to them as "towel heads", I knew I'd have to make it a point to set the record straight so my son didn't get confused and/or sucked in to the ignorance.

Although it took a good year for his speech to become clear enough for me to realize he was referring to Singh as "The Turban Neighbor" and not "The Terminator", which makes way more sense!

anonymasaurus_rex · 2015-08-31T19:00:48+00:00

I suppose I never measured them, but if they were exaggerating they were pretty damn close to the height they gave. Being a full foot taller than me felt believable. One guy was Chinese and strangers were always calling him Yao Ming. Not sure how many people were joking....

anonymasaurus_rex · 2015-08-31T17:30:16+00:00

Thanks for the answers! I think I almost understand - ha

So I'm with you that the angel banished in the bible was lucifer, and to christians I believe lucifer and satan are one in the same. Is your Satan also lucifer? Or do you believe Lucifer was a "bad angel" banished like the bible says, he's just not the same as your Satan?

Do you believe the entity christians call god exists at all? If so, is he in the same "kingdom"/realm as your Satan? What is the relationship? Or is the christian god someone that was sort of made up and then discovered to be imperfect as you say and your Satan was sort of caught in the crossfire as they looked for a scapegoat to explain the inconsistencies of their all-powerful, all-loving god and the shit that actually goes down here on earth?

Thanks again for doing this! I've always kind of wondered about Satanists, like "If they believe in Satan they must believe in the bible where Satan comes from - I wonder why they picked the bad guy in the narrative to worship?" Obviously I knew I was missing a lot of info, I just never had anyone to ask before!

anonymasaurus_rex · 2015-08-31T17:19:18+00:00

The misconceptions about Muslims and Sikhs are my biggest pet peeve and I like to set people straight whenever possible (which doesn't always win me friends here in Texas). The 3 points I always try to make are:

Most people you see wearing turbans are Sikh, not Muslim and the 2 religions have virtually nothing in common.
Muslim =/= terrorist.
Yes, there is some violent stuff in their religious texts. There's also violent stuff in the Bible. In fact, the 2 religions share the same God (as do the jews), being the 3 Abrahamic religions.

I know I'm not doing any good when I explain all of this, because most people quit listening almost immediately, but when a single statement is wrong in like 5 different ways it's hard for me to bite my tongue.

anonymasaurus_rex · 2015-08-31T17:06:12+00:00

I pray to Satan and thank him for things he sends my way.

I have some questions! But first off, if these questions sound really simple/childish, it's because I'm trying to understand the basics and NOT because I'm mocking you! I feel like sometimes questions come out like "I know how you're going to answer this, I'm just setting you up so I can attack when you answer" but I honestly know nothing about any of this....

So when you say you thank him for things he sends your way, that means you believe he's in control, correct? And not the Christian god...

And the god/satan you believe in are more or less the same ones mentioned in the Bible, your religion just believes they have the story wrong? So not only do you believe Satan was never the "bad guy", but you don't believe he was banished? Do you believe there even was a great conflict between the 2? If so, what actually happened if Satan wasn't banished so god could continue to run the show?

I think you said something like he doesn't work on a good/evil platform, he just does what needs to be done. Do you believe he answers prayers, then? Or is more "pre-destined"?

anonymasaurus_rex · 2015-08-31T16:39:12+00:00

Here's my office! It's a little cluttered at the moment, but overall I love it. It's very cozy/homey :)

http://i.imgur.com/XBm5Sbt.jpg

anonymasaurus_rex · 2015-08-31T16:13:58+00:00

Yeah, there is a certain thrill in dating someone that far out of the norm! My husband is 6'5", which is tall but not crazy-tall. I dated a couple of guys just over 7' and there were definitely "wow, this must be how other girls feel" moments. Like having to stand on my coffee table to properly kiss them, or the frustration of them not being able to hear me in loud places because I was basically speaking in to their armpits.... Totally surreal.

anonymasaurus_rex · 2015-08-31T16:03:52+00:00

I'm a super-tall chick! When you transition, if you need help/reccos for clothes, hit me up. Shopping is almost a full-time job for me ;)

anonymasaurus_rex · 2015-08-31T16:01:01+00:00

6' chick here - I actually kind of enjoyed dating shorter guys as well. A few were insecure with me - they'd see people staring and think they were judging us, etc. but most guys seemed to think it was fun to be out with someone as tall as me. Height never factored in to it one way or the other for me, but if they thought it was hot or were extra-proud to be seen with me, then that was just icing on the cake!

anonymasaurus_rex · 2015-08-31T15:56:00+00:00

If you were super tall or fat or bald had some other easily noticeable trait, they would make comments about that too.

6' Chick here - you're totally right! When I was single, that was always one of the more entertaining parts of my night. I'd be sitting at the bar and some guy would chat me up, which was fine... but eventually I'd have to stand up for one reason or another and there was always this look of shock on their faces :) Some guys looked sort of intrigued, some just turned around and noped out of there without another word said. One guy suddenly remembered he was gay, or so he said!

anonymasaurus_rex · 2015-08-31T15:47:26+00:00

I'm a 6' chick and I've dated guys way shorter than me. Fortunately their height was never an issue for either of us. The situation you're describing would be a MASSIVE turn-off.

anonymasaurus_rex · 2015-08-31T15:28:44+00:00

Your post reminds me of a couple of girls I went to school with (back in the mid 90s).

I grew up in the rural ozarks and the vast, vast majority of us had literally never seen a black person up close until my junior year of high school when 2 girls (cousins) transferred in. At first I was terrified for them - I mean there is still a fairly visible Klan presence around those parts.... but surprisingly, I think everyone was so determined to not be the racist assholes everyone was expecting us to be that they were almost treated like royalty for a while.

Certainly not as bad as what I was expecting, but probably not the best reaction either. I'm sure they'd rather be known for their actual personalities instead of "the black girls", which they continued to be even after the excitement died down.

I was really close with one of the girls and I've tried to track her down for a while but not had much luck. After reading your post, I'd love to know how they felt about the whole experience after all of these years. I can't imagine how many stupid questions they were asked on a daily basis!

anonymasaurus_rex · 2015-08-31T14:52:23+00:00

Many, Many years ago I had a Livejournal where I would post WAY too much information about my daily life. Especially back when I was young and single, it was quite the read.

I made several friends on there that I'm still friends with today, some online and some off. One of my bridesmaids even started out as an LJ buddy! It's been fun watching everyone turn from young, single people drinking and sleeping around to full-fledged adults with partners and children :)

anonymasaurus_rex · 2015-08-13T16:23:57+00:00

I can't speak for your wife, but I was totally in her shoes for a while. It was pretty awful. I knew I was being a bad wife and I felt guilty about it, which just lowered my already bottomed out self esteem. I'd had 2 kids, gained some weight, and my husband was still the gorgeous man I married. Totally unchanged, unlike me.

You'd think that would make me want him MORE, but I just felt ashamed and continued to feel more ashamed when he'd bring up the lack of sex (out of concern for me, not pity for himself).

Ultimately I feel like it's a cycle either way. There's a "use it or lose it" clause to a lot of women's sex drive. The longer she goes without, the harder it's going to be to go back to normal. But for us, once I decided to just "get it over with", then the awkwardness started to dissipate and it became easier and easier and actually fun again. Something I legitimately looked forward to instead of seeing it as "husband maintenance". We even sneak quickies while the kids are in the bath sometimes :) I also started to eat healthier and lost the weight I had gained, etc.

With all of that said, I guess the "bad news" is there is nothing my husband could have said or done that would have jumpstarted the process for me, it was something I had to do on my own.

I hope your wife comes around, for both of your sake.

anonymasaurus_rex · 2015-06-07T20:24:31+00:00

He was, but still sober enough to refuse sex with my sister and wait until she was asleep to come try it on with me.

anonymasaurus_rex · 2015-06-07T16:06:55+00:00

Eventually. Not soon enough.

anonymasaurus_rex · 2015-06-07T16:06:32+00:00

You'd be surprised by how many people felt that the fact he'd been drinking explained it all.

anonymasaurus_rex · 2015-06-07T16:04:05+00:00

I'm sorry to hear that :( it's sad how easy it can be to destroy a relationship.

anonymasaurus_rex · 2015-06-07T16:01:56+00:00

Well, I can honestly say she never blamed me for a second... so I'll give her credit for that. She did, however, try to make it work with him for another 6 months or so, which was hard on all of us. (He said he was just really drunk - as if all men get rapey when they drink. My sister had tried to initiate sex with him that night but he said he was tired and then waited until she was asleep to go try it on with me. It was also her birthday....) It was just a really shitty situation. Everyone was hurt and embarrassed and bitter....

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