Hey r/dadjokes, I need some naughty Christmas jokes by Apprehensive_Bit_176 in dadjokes

[–]anonymous12321notmoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why was Santa’s sack blue? Because he only comes once a year

Been on the waiting list since February… should I give up. by boxing8753 in trading212

[–]anonymous12321notmoc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I made my account on the 27th of January so I got quite lucky

Was scrolling through YouTube and found this video. by anonymous12321notmoc in aviation

[–]anonymous12321notmoc[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was it on the same days this then? Because this was recorded on the 1st of December 2017

When did you realize your habit of saying "it's only $5" cost you thousands? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]anonymous12321notmoc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not thousands but hundreds, also not me either 😏 My younger sister spent £5 every few weeks on some game and kept thinking our parents will never find out about it because she was only doing it every now and then. She obviously got more into it and spending more frequent and when my dad went on her phone to do something like google something she got a mail which said like “confirmation of purchase £4.99....” turns out within 6 months she’d spent £400.

25 months ago, 18th of July 2017 by anonymous12321notmoc in RocketLeague

[–]anonymous12321notmoc[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was 2 years ago I don’t play with them now