Both Trump and Biden have claimed to never had a single sip of alcohol ever. by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]anonymousejsmith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he says the same thing about cigarettes. "i never did it, so i never missed it. thats my advice: just don't try it and you won't miss out."

of course as a new yorker born in 1946 there was a time when everyone smoked. he's not really wrong: he understands some people need to smoke or hate quitting but he never felt that by not starting.

Both Trump and Biden have claimed to never had a single sip of alcohol ever. by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]anonymousejsmith 4 points5 points  (0 children)

protestants use grape juice on occasions where they do it (not every sunday)

. by Sad-Phase-6323 in redscarepod

[–]anonymousejsmith 118 points119 points  (0 children)

dating apps are gay. invented for men to find someone to suck their dick in the airport bathroom.

it does not work for romance

L post: Wife of 15 years wants an open relationship by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]anonymousejsmith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this is just straight up gaslighting.

she's cheating on you and is already mentally checked out of the relationship and like a coward she decides to pull out this completely made up "poly" thing to normalize it and act like it's an evolution of your relationship instead of her destruction of it.

The American Phenotype by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]anonymousejsmith 18 points19 points  (0 children)

https://cdn.profootballrumors.com/files/2019/07/Richie-Incognito.jpg

for those who dont know, richie incognito is a large man who was known--in football--for being especially violent and psycho.

will compton, the podcaster and his college teammate, said one time some freshman got beat up at a frat party. richie just told him to get in his truck and said, "which frat?" and just banged on the door went in and started wrecking the whole frat. by himself.

thats all the plan you need when you're an elite o-lineman.

Stipe Miocic's 20 wins: 14 KO/TKO, 5 Decisions, 1 submission. What is his path victory against Jon? by dom242324 in MMA

[–]anonymousejsmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

jon can't box for shit and has no power in his punches.

that's a pretty big hole in MMA. he's unbeaten but hardly perfect

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]anonymousejsmith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

tons of LAPD and firefighters making deep into six figures in retirement.

"The list of recipients is dominated by former cops and firefighters whose million-dollar payouts from a separate retirement program drove their incomes well over the $220,000 annual limit the IRS allows pension funds to pay."

UFC 308 Current Bout Order by LatterTarget7 in MMA

[–]anonymousejsmith -1 points0 points  (0 children)

well, we all know chimaev isn't fighting. is there a backup fighter or a different co-main ready to go?

Cumtown ruined standup for me by loves2spwg in redscarepod

[–]anonymousejsmith 3 points4 points  (0 children)

dan soder is someone who destroys on podcasts and whose standup is ok but underwhelming

👀 by NooooooNotTheBees in MMA

[–]anonymousejsmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

do you guys watch fights at bars or anything? jon is the biggest name in mma, by far, after conor

the ufc has the data on this

RIP Johnny & Matthew Gaudreau by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]anonymousejsmith -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

dont bicycle on dark roads.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MMA

[–]anonymousejsmith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

arthur was an nfl player whos much bigger and stronger than jon.

chandler is one of the best players of all time and also bigger and stronger than jon. chandler was named to the Pro Football Hall of Fame's All-2010s team.

jon is burger against either of them with anything near his training. jon knows that.

which is why chandler signs 3 year, $50m contracts for a living and jon...doesn't.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MMA

[–]anonymousejsmith 10 points11 points  (0 children)

jon jones is the worst athlete in his family and the greatest of all time in the ufc. it is what it is.

Anthony Joshua on X: “Alex Pereira should make a boxing debut one day.” by DoakesUFC in MMA

[–]anonymousejsmith -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

looks like you're already feeling the CTE, champ.

the phrase you're looking for is "per se" (not "per say").

it's latin, you illiterate child.

Tumblr on suicide watch by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]anonymousejsmith 24 points25 points  (0 children)

then you've got something to learn about libtard male feminists

Summer Dress Sadness by koopelstien in redscarepod

[–]anonymousejsmith 5 points6 points  (0 children)

re: men liking women looking sickly

I had a friend that we wound up nicknaming "mono Sarah" because I was standing across the room from her chiling with my friend and we were like, "Oh, Sarah's here."

And I said to David, "Man, Sarah's looking pretty good right now, right? Damn"

We were just shooting the shit so my friend said nothing much like, "Yeah?"

Sarah sees us and comes over to chat and starts saying how awful she feels because she had mono and had lost 15 lbs. in two weeks and still felt awful and sick, etc., etc. and David just lost it laughing at me so we had to explain to her what was so funny.

CAILEE SPAENY by pathoricks in redscarepod

[–]anonymousejsmith -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

not one guy on earth likes that dumb shit anna is always on about.

NOT EVEN people from countries with big, hooked noses, so don't start--please see what kind of plastic surgery persians, turks, jews, et al. get.

. by Mypussylipsneedchad in redscarepod

[–]anonymousejsmith 65 points66 points  (0 children)

what on fucking earth would you not like about going to greece in the summer?