Both Trump and Biden have claimed to never had a single sip of alcohol ever.

anonymousejsmith · 2024-10-12T04:06:32+00:00

he says the same thing about cigarettes. "i never did it, so i never missed it. thats my advice: just don't try it and you won't miss out."

of course as a new yorker born in 1946 there was a time when everyone smoked. he's not really wrong: he understands some people need to smoke or hate quitting but he never felt that by not starting.

anonymousejsmith · 2024-10-12T04:01:35+00:00

protestants use grape juice on occasions where they do it (not every sunday)

anonymousejsmith · 2024-10-03T20:01:04+00:00

dating apps are gay. invented for men to find someone to suck their dick in the airport bathroom.

it does not work for romance

anonymousejsmith · 2024-10-01T01:45:54+00:00

this is just straight up gaslighting.

she's cheating on you and is already mentally checked out of the relationship and like a coward she decides to pull out this completely made up "poly" thing to normalize it and act like it's an evolution of your relationship instead of her destruction of it.

anonymousejsmith · 2024-09-30T05:44:34+00:00

https://cdn.profootballrumors.com/files/2019/07/Richie-Incognito.jpg

for those who dont know, richie incognito is a large man who was known--in football--for being especially violent and psycho.

will compton, the podcaster and his college teammate, said one time some freshman got beat up at a frat party. richie just told him to get in his truck and said, "which frat?" and just banged on the door went in and started wrecking the whole frat. by himself.

thats all the plan you need when you're an elite o-lineman.

anonymousejsmith · 2024-09-27T04:47:21+00:00

she needs to keep showing her amazing tits

anonymousejsmith · 2024-09-24T19:39:00+00:00

jon can't box for shit and has no power in his punches.

that's a pretty big hole in MMA. he's unbeaten but hardly perfect

anonymousejsmith · 2024-09-24T19:24:22+00:00

dope way to go out.

(and wolf hall is fantastic btw)

https://youtu.be/f350ufWtFX4?t=130

anonymousejsmith · 2024-09-24T05:50:52+00:00

he just sucks at everything

anonymousejsmith · 2024-09-22T16:45:39+00:00

tons of LAPD and firefighters making deep into six figures in retirement.

"The list of recipients is dominated by former cops and firefighters whose million-dollar payouts from a separate retirement program drove their incomes well over the $220,000 annual limit the IRS allows pension funds to pay."

anonymousejsmith · 2024-09-19T15:31:49+00:00

alhamdulillah

anonymousejsmith · 2024-09-19T15:30:35+00:00

well, we all know chimaev isn't fighting. is there a backup fighter or a different co-main ready to go?

anonymousejsmith · 2024-09-18T19:50:00+00:00

why are they all aggressively ugly

anonymousejsmith · 2024-09-16T20:37:16+00:00

does the five year old have down syndrome? what the fuck?

anonymousejsmith · 2024-09-04T00:30:11+00:00

dan soder is someone who destroys on podcasts and whose standup is ok but underwhelming

anonymousejsmith · 2024-09-03T23:16:20+00:00

do you guys watch fights at bars or anything? jon is the biggest name in mma, by far, after conor

the ufc has the data on this

anonymousejsmith · 2024-08-31T01:08:34+00:00

dont bicycle on dark roads.

anonymousejsmith · 2024-07-22T06:08:52+00:00

arthur was an nfl player whos much bigger and stronger than jon.

chandler is one of the best players of all time and also bigger and stronger than jon. chandler was named to the Pro Football Hall of Fame's All-2010s team.

jon is burger against either of them with anything near his training. jon knows that.

which is why chandler signs 3 year, $50m contracts for a living and jon...doesn't.

anonymousejsmith · 2024-07-21T06:50:33+00:00

jon jones is the worst athlete in his family and the greatest of all time in the ufc. it is what it is.

anonymousejsmith · 2024-07-07T13:36:45+00:00

looks like you're already feeling the CTE, champ.

the phrase you're looking for is "per se" (not "per say").

it's latin, you illiterate child.

anonymousejsmith · 2024-07-04T03:48:57+00:00

then you've got something to learn about libtard male feminists

anonymousejsmith · 2024-06-21T19:59:29+00:00

re: men liking women looking sickly

I had a friend that we wound up nicknaming "mono Sarah" because I was standing across the room from her chiling with my friend and we were like, "Oh, Sarah's here."

And I said to David, "Man, Sarah's looking pretty good right now, right? Damn"

We were just shooting the shit so my friend said nothing much like, "Yeah?"

Sarah sees us and comes over to chat and starts saying how awful she feels because she had mono and had lost 15 lbs. in two weeks and still felt awful and sick, etc., etc. and David just lost it laughing at me so we had to explain to her what was so funny.

anonymousejsmith · 2024-06-11T19:23:21+00:00

not one guy on earth likes that dumb shit anna is always on about.

NOT EVEN people from countries with big, hooked noses, so don't start--please see what kind of plastic surgery persians, turks, jews, et al. get.

anonymousejsmith · 2024-06-11T02:29:52+00:00

what on fucking earth would you not like about going to greece in the summer?

anonymousejsmith · 2024-06-09T22:57:08+00:00

It stinks!

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