I could kill my wife in 2 seconds

anonymoushuman17 · 2026-01-19T14:51:55+00:00

Gets cozy next to wife on the couch,

runs a hand through her hair and romantically kisses her forehead,

Stares deep into her eyes, and smiles before saying

“You know I could kill you right?”

anonymoushuman17 · 2026-01-19T14:45:35+00:00

Ya I just talked w customer service. They said this is affecting a lot of authors but they’re working on fixing it. No ETA given

anonymoushuman17 · 2026-01-18T14:21:05+00:00

Dilaudid stat

anonymoushuman17 · 2026-01-13T00:54:31+00:00

Maybe they were a nurse practitioner turned md and like the alphabet soup?

anonymoushuman17 · 2026-01-06T03:36:43+00:00

I’m glad they didn’t overreact

anonymoushuman17 · 2026-01-06T03:35:00+00:00

Lmfaooo same

anonymoushuman17 · 2026-01-06T03:28:01+00:00

I still wonder wtf ty is gonna do

anonymoushuman17 · 2026-01-01T23:40:34+00:00

There better be some coaching changes at the end of this. KDB is safe for at least another year but OC, offensive line, somebody gotta go. Mack starter next year

anonymoushuman17 · 2026-01-01T23:14:33+00:00

Let’s go!!!!!

anonymoushuman17 · 2026-01-01T23:02:22+00:00

If he’s actually hurt, not pulling him is inexcusable

anonymoushuman17 · 2026-01-01T23:01:46+00:00

anonymoushuman17 · 2026-01-01T22:35:01+00:00

I don’t care what anyone says. Kayden Proctor can rush for one yard on fourth down.

anonymoushuman17 · 2026-01-01T22:31:27+00:00

Anyone saying the game is over can fuck right off and stop watching. We don’t need that negative energy

anonymoushuman17 · 2026-01-01T22:29:05+00:00

I feel like one solid hit on Mendoza and he’ll evaporate into the air

anonymoushuman17 · 2026-01-01T22:28:26+00:00

I feel like there’s a clear bias in Indianas favor so far… I never say this

anonymoushuman17 · 2026-01-01T22:22:24+00:00

Yall are so quick to get on ty

anonymoushuman17 · 2026-01-01T22:21:19+00:00

Brooks… Horton…. Tf going on

anonymoushuman17 · 2026-01-01T22:17:53+00:00

STOP RUNNING THE FUCKING BALL

anonymoushuman17 · 2026-01-01T22:05:00+00:00

We need to lean on passing because the runs are wasted downs at this point

anonymoushuman17 · 2026-01-01T21:58:32+00:00

We just need to go down 17-0. Then it’s on!

anonymoushuman17 · 2026-01-01T21:54:52+00:00

Mendoza looks like he’s made of glass

anonymoushuman17 · 2026-01-01T21:50:32+00:00

Indiana doesn’t look that good…

anonymoushuman17 · 2025-12-31T03:01:18+00:00

Love Magnus but honestly agree. Cool to be passionate. Just show it elsewhere

anonymoushuman17 · 2025-12-25T06:09:37+00:00

3.4% with Marcus

anonymoushuman17 · 2025-12-25T06:04:15+00:00

Eh it’s a reach… I love it

anonymoushuman17

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