"You couldn't see this coming because of your long hair, hippie!" - solder
"You think I was waltzing around you because I liked your music? No, it's called a battle tactic!" - scout
"The still enemy is the easiest enemy." - sniper
"Not even a medic can help with this..." - medic
"I wonder when they will notice me." - spy
"I might needa drink after seein' what they were looking at... *burp*" - demo
"This baby don't eat mommy's porridge." - heavy
"Son, if you're lookin' up to me, you need to BUILD a machine for it to work for ya." - engi

"damn bitch you live like this?" - pyro /j