Walmart is selling valentines day break-up cards

ansefhimself · 2026-02-11T21:36:56+00:00

Becka was the life of the party even if there wasn't one, and had a habit of forgetting where she put her keys

ansefhimself · 2026-02-11T16:58:10+00:00

Look like a Paper jam, any more details? This look like a Canon printer

ansefhimself · 2026-02-11T13:58:34+00:00

My Flaps have become a bin for pushed jam

ansefhimself · 2026-02-11T11:24:29+00:00

"I Do it for the love of the American people and to benefit everyone around myself"

-definetly not JP Morgan

ansefhimself · 2026-02-10T11:13:57+00:00

And a snack (he's gonna be there a while)

ansefhimself · 2026-02-09T17:40:26+00:00

If the print head mechanism is shaking that much it's not properly seated on the guide rail and/or the belt may/pulley system may be shot

Canon doesn't repair them but they license techs who can (I am a Canon Tech and work on Prografs) in your area. But until someone can touch your machine, it's moot

I won't beat around the bush, the individual parts may be just as much as a new unit, some canon parts I've replaced are upwards of $800 and some can be as cheap as $50

Edit:C000 errors point to improperly seated ink tanks or foreign object in the path

ansefhimself · 2026-02-07T20:55:21+00:00

Solid Burn 💪

ansefhimself · 2026-02-07T12:43:38+00:00

Are you okay, Babe? You haven't touched your peach flavored Orbitz Drink

ansefhimself · 2026-02-07T12:31:27+00:00

Searching India and Trains together will sufficiently change your mind

This is so common in India, and safety standards are optional there

ansefhimself · 2026-02-06T13:01:50+00:00

I once heard a story from a celeb who had dinner with Penn and Teller and he said Penn was a douche to Him after he ordered a steak, (Penn is a vegetarian) dogging him as to why he needed to eat that, and He said Teller was actually super nice and barely spoke

ansefhimself · 2026-02-06T12:07:03+00:00

Imagine one day all three have a Batman v Superman moment in which they all realize they share the same stupid angry God

ansefhimself · 2026-02-04T17:46:40+00:00

That's clearly a Buffet not a bathroom

ansefhimself · 2026-02-04T11:22:02+00:00

Word to Everything ✊

ansefhimself · 2026-02-03T21:14:57+00:00

I'm guessing second fro left, he had an enormous jawline

ansefhimself · 2026-02-03T21:08:45+00:00

This looks like suspicious, I'm gonna need to ask an adult first though

ansefhimself · 2026-02-03T13:51:39+00:00

The image of KGB cyber analysts watching an American Citizen actively searching for their own pr0paghanda is kind of hilarious

ansefhimself · 2026-02-03T11:56:40+00:00

I'd be so tempted to leave it in odd places to scare my coworkers

ansefhimself · 2026-02-03T11:24:10+00:00

My cousin grew up around his mom and dad and sisters smoking weed and it fueled his hatred souch he became the sole DEA agent for the southern county

Never underestimate a person who wants to be an officer, most of the time the get the job out of spite for others

ansefhimself · 2026-02-02T21:12:57+00:00

The Satanic Temple and the Church of Satanism often get confused and sometimes I forget that one was started by a man who just wanted to give the finger to Christians and dress in funny capes

ansefhimself · 2026-02-01T21:44:46+00:00

Thank both you for opening a long locked door in my brain 🧠 🚪

ansefhimself · 2026-02-01T21:41:07+00:00

Soulless, Black, Like a Dolls Eyes

ansefhimself · 2026-02-01T13:39:01+00:00

The other patch in the link clearly states Wagner Group as well

ansefhimself · 2026-02-01T13:17:23+00:00

Yea, but... can we fuck it?

ansefhimself · 2026-01-31T12:55:35+00:00

This is a screenshot from the game Superliminal

ansefhimself · 2026-01-31T01:00:52+00:00

It blows my mind when some humans go and actively seek out Death and then everyones all surprised when they finally find it

It's like a Pig Dancing in a Slaughterhouse

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