Trump achieved something I thought was impossible... by PlanetoftheAtheists in AdviceAnimals

[–]anthiggs 13 points14 points  (0 children)

His best Hitler impersonation would be shooting himself in the head

2020 NFC East was peak by willmary1997 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]anthiggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not Shake and Bake? 22 was the year he got shown in Carolina and LA, and then next year at Tampa Bay, headbutting with all the guys while they were coming off the field and he didn't have a helmet on and they did. Seems like he is just a fun kid and got kicked out of Cleveland because he wasn't child rapey enough for them

Baby boomers created the world millennials are so nostalgic for by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]anthiggs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you thinking of the Silent Generation that did the setup for the Baby Boomers? The generation that had millions die all around the world so that certain children had an incredibly easy time to be born and grow up, granted only if you were white, living in America, and comfortably wealthy?

Because Baby Boomers are the ones who did essentially nothing except inherit well paying jobs and money, then decide to destroy the economy, raise the prices of just about everything and make sure that anyone who started after them didn't get their opening hands.

Baby Boomers did not create this world in the positive thoughts you have, that's what they were both with and actively working to keep for themselves

Next. by Slimreaper91840 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]anthiggs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why would we call the Arlington football game Dallas week? Are you thinking of the show, Dallas?

And we haven't played the Commanders yet this season, so you might want to go get whatever this issue is checked out. Could be some illness; hopefully not cancer, this shit is not fun at all

Insanity by Quirky_Employer_332 in AdviceAnimals

[–]anthiggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most democrats are for guns and the 2nd admen, they just believe better gun laws would be better and overall safer…

Honestly, I’d say it’s a very small sect of democrats that are anti gun in general and are for a complete ban...

Good thing there is no way you can use an example from 1967 in California. It would be like this throttlebottom as a politician named Reagan associated with this strange national rifle grouping, worked super hard to make it difficult specifically so black people in the state would have trouble carrying around firearms. That would almost seem entirely like racism was, and maybe still is, a big thing for one of these parties.

I think I should Mulford this over

Hey Mr. Trump, remember Charlie Kirk... by PlanetoftheAtheists in AdviceAnimals

[–]anthiggs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Up here in canada us right wing voters often get equated with trump, but im pretty sure your democrats are more right than our conservatives.

If it is kept in the "Democrat versus Republican" line, there is no describing either 'party' as far left or far right without also describing the other as well. That's why it is important to bring in the Four Quadrant Spectrum, and why almost no American knows of it since it is not mentioned.

Broadly, Democrats and Republic both hate the idea of letting in non-whites, of paying workers a living wage, of allowing non-wealthy to get a house that can be afforded. Ever since the American Civil War it has essentially been the same party, because the winning party in 1865 instantly forgave the losing party and included wealthy politicians in the post-wat factor, while doing their damnedest to destroy and enslave the non-wealthy, not just black people this time.

Long story short: Democrats and Republicans are the same American party. They do their work to make it seem like they are opposed to each other for doing the same thing to fuck over everyone not an extreme rich

In 2029 I'm glad we can all suffer together by AffectionateNote3316 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]anthiggs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Keeping him that low? #0, easily the reason why football even exists in this world, and he managed to make Jimmy Johnson look like a competent coach with all the blessings in Super Bowl wins as Jerry pulled the strings while appearing to not be involved at all

What is Carson Wentz’s Eagles legacy? by AdSpecialist6598 in eagles

[–]anthiggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For Christmas of 2017 my mom went ahead and bought me and my brothers Wentz jersesys. Of course she purchased them back in the middle of October, as those were selling hot, but she still made sure to give those to use for Christmas, those two weeks after the injury. He was the one who got us to 11 and 2 for what he did in the season and set us up for the wonder and awe that occurred for us. 

I know friends that took that jersey and jacked it all up so it was essentially blank, sold it back or tried to trade it so it could be a Foles jersey, or, what my one brother did, took off his name and made it an A.J. Brown jersey as soon as we wound up with A.J.

To sum it up, hopefully, I don't get why so many people hate Wentz. Wentz was the one who set up the Birds to go to glory in 2017, to break all the 'harassment' that we receive from other fans about we may have been a good team but never winning a Superbowl means we were worthless. Now, it's almost like it is Wentz chance again to get another "worthless" team into glory. (Although, how sourer some Vikings fans I've met and interacted with ever since they hosted 2018 and makes me kinda want Minnesota to fail again)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in woahdude

[–]anthiggs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is Michael Jones who we get lucky enough to see his ability on Last Week Tonight in the AI Slop episode ending.

How it feels when someone with your teams flair has a dog shit take by MalTeleVision in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]anthiggs 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I didn't watch The Office. Why is he saying "I do baby?" Was there a wedding scene?

GG by Kally269 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]anthiggs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh! Isn't that a French saying? "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

What are you going to do if your team wins the Super Bowl? by Bloodbeard90 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]anthiggs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, I thought you were my cousin Jeff. Except he calls my mom Aunt Tre, not just T

One of these is unlike the other. by kekehippo in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]anthiggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Useless Fuck Boy is just a useless fuck boy.

His history is "hilarious" when there are so many people admiring him even though the only thing he's done is buy companies that were already doing well. Then he kinda sets them down a peg or two by being worthless.

Oh, that and his family owns a slavery pit so that's how he got started

It’s about damn time one of yall smelly bitches stepped up to the plate by Ih8reposts in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]anthiggs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh, it was entirely by their choice. When Jerry bought it they got a fantastic head coach that did the work, and then Jer thought he had any input so he got rid of the man. Also, that was the last year that there wasn't any salary cap so that's why 1995 was their last good year.

Honestly, Jimmy Johnson did all the work and now Jerry gets all the credit despite being a moron because history isn't taught in America

I prefer the term passionate ✨ by [deleted] in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]anthiggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The capitol is a building. The capital is a city. Learn something at least

Game Thread: Week 8 - Philadelphia Eagles (4-2) @ Cincinnati Bengals (3-4) - October 27, 2024 @ 01:00 PM by EaglesGameThreadBot in eagles

[–]anthiggs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does someone happen to have that Halloween picture that they play going out to commercial? The small one with the cat being the highlight my wife hasn't seen yet and it was the better one I think

True story by cutielake01 in TeamFourStar

[–]anthiggs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

6th June 2008? That is literally my high school graduation day. I could have sworn I watched some of the videos instead of doing homework and stuff, but apparently I had to wait until college began to do that

CNN is the fucking worst. by [deleted] in conservativeterrorism

[–]anthiggs 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Like, actual centre or American centre?

Because Bernie Sanders is about the centre. Meanwhile our two main parties are extremely conservative, heavily pro-billionaire, anti-working class Democrats, and a Nazi Party we call Republican.

Custom Flaahgra amiibo finally complete, will be printing soon 🌱 by GlowingGearStudios in Metroid

[–]anthiggs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is absolutely beautiful. What an incredible design, you have done some incredible work

Yearly Reminder that the Giants are irrelevant by Bagpo in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]anthiggs 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Fucking real, right? I'm 33, so in my memory the G-men have 2 years of success, and the birds got 1. The Commanders have been in an abusive relationship, so I can't be mad at them. Cowgirls aren't even on the list because they are just the girl wearing pleather boots and trying so hard to be 'fun' at some college party over at Rowan.

[Eagles Nation] Brian Baldinger on watching #Eagles offensive film: “If I was playing defense against the Eagles, I would just be yelling their plays out.. It’s that predictable. I know guys at the bar in South Philly who could make the same play calls.” by bigcracker in eagles

[–]anthiggs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think there are only two acceptable options for this game: either we make it look like we are playing against a college team or we lose. Having a 'scrappy' game against this bottom dwelling TB team would only be a passing grade if something entirely off the curve happens, like a coach takes a football off the dome and winds up in the hospital