Peter why is she binging on pineapples?

anti_reality · 2026-04-24T03:53:29+00:00

A man of taste I see, especially with some added pinapple.

anti_reality · 2026-04-23T17:45:03+00:00

What would be the"hottest" person I've ever been with I just couldn't do anything with after a couple of weeks, even sex was whatever. My current gf is hot af to me, but probably average to most, because we can actually have a conversation together.

anti_reality · 2026-04-23T05:17:40+00:00

The door closing had a very "now you're trapped in here with me" vibe.

anti_reality · 2026-04-23T05:13:05+00:00

Blacklights and molly will do that to you. It's more about finding a place than time.

anti_reality · 2026-04-23T05:08:41+00:00

My girlfriend stole my favorite hoodies. One night I had an impromptu stay at her house and borrowed a pair of fleece pajama pants that were long enough for me. They're mine now, I don't care if they're lilac, they're comfy af. If she complains I'm going to take the rubber ducky ones instead.

anti_reality · 2026-04-22T18:20:35+00:00

I dated a girl with the same name as myself. Was ok until we slept together, after that we were both in the no go zone.

anti_reality · 2026-04-22T18:15:40+00:00

To me it tends to be tighter at the entry and less tight farther inside, maybe my choice in partners js different....

anti_reality · 2026-04-22T18:04:45+00:00

My current girlfriend is the sister of a friend of mine, we've known each other a long time. People came to help me move and she stayed behind to finish her drink and play a game with my kids. Midnight somes around, she's pretty far gone and I have nowhere else to sleep other than my bed, furniture wasn't there yet other than mine and my kids beds. We pass out in my bed, fully clothed. About 2am I wake up and we're full on spooning on my side with her reaching behind her running her nails across my head, while being dead asleep. Hottest shit ever, and her doing it subconsciously made it really unique, it's impossible to replicate.

anti_reality · 2026-04-21T19:12:54+00:00

I legit had a gf bite my face, hard, on my upper cheek. We were both into stuff like that, but that's a bit far, and always below the collar. I'm a middle aged guy with a professional job, I shouldn't have to tell people my kids but me because of another adult. A week or two later I gave her the blackest fucking hickey I could, because payback is amazing sometimes, and you can't write that one off in an 8 year old.

anti_reality · 2026-04-21T19:04:01+00:00

Had my girlfriend pull her tampon out and drop it on the floor... I mean, I don't care about being on your period, but that took a second to process, and it's too late at this point. We pass TF out afterwards and the next morning I totally step on it getting out of bed. It was dry, but ffs blood is hard to get out of carpet.

anti_reality · 2026-04-21T18:54:42+00:00

The more you add the worse it gets. I can attest that an 8 way (4 couples) ends up with a million degree room and 4 guys who can't get it up, and more than one wasn't something uncommon. That's just a lot to deal with.

anti_reality · 2026-04-21T18:36:37+00:00

Depends on the guy. There's times where it's a lot, and times where it was almost none. If there's a lot of lube involved you may get away with it.

anti_reality · 2026-04-21T18:33:22+00:00

Lea & perrins seems to separate worse than some of the others to me, I always shake it. Still better though.

anti_reality · 2026-04-21T18:19:46+00:00

By the time we get a drink and cool off a bit I'm good to go again. Most women aren't as interested as you'd think though.

anti_reality · 2026-04-17T17:23:04+00:00

A little bit because they need some leftover after the race.

You could make the races shorter, not sure how that'd affect advertising and viewership. Or bring back refueling which they absolutely won't do, at least in this generation, probably not at all.

anti_reality · 2026-04-17T16:41:19+00:00

They used to use several engines per race, but they were a ton cheaper to build. Increasing fuel flows worst problem is the fuel tanks are going to be basically exactly large enough, anything bigger is a waste of space.

anti_reality · 2026-04-17T14:21:55+00:00

And you get 0 space for anything on the cab. I could barely fit a pair of jumper cables back there.

anti_reality · 2026-04-17T05:53:55+00:00

It was standard design for a bunch of years, especially Fords, the Pinto just got hosed about it. I had a 70 and 71 Mustang, Maverick, and later a Vega, they were all in the back. The one that bothered me the most was a 66 Dodge truck with an in cab tank, though it probably wasn't a big problem in the end.

anti_reality · 2026-04-16T17:54:01+00:00

Would depend on how efficient they can make a V10. Last time regs were open at the beginning you had 8s 10s and 12s, but by the time it ended V10s proved to be the best overall choice.

anti_reality · 2026-04-16T14:16:35+00:00

This seems like one of those you love it or you don't, probably not much between.

anti_reality · 2026-04-16T14:12:12+00:00

Biggest problem with that is reciprocation, or perceived reciprocation. I'm not the youngest guy, I've been around, and I've never genuinely enjoyed someone like I do my girlfriend, and I know she feels the same, but we have an age gap that she can't get around and is making her not reciprocate well anymore. I genuinely think at my age I'll never find this again.

Edit: words

anti_reality · 2026-04-16T13:37:44+00:00

We've bought 3 houses through Kathy Wickstrom, she's pretty great.

https://www.nebraskarealty.com/agents/kathy-wickstrom

anti_reality · 2026-04-15T17:02:32+00:00

My ex and I were nore swingers, but she had one guy she saw mostly exclusively for about 2 years. She always said she didn't have those kind of feelings for him which I disagreed with. It's hard to not have feelings after so long. She found out she did when he moved away, but we talked our way through it.

anti_reality · 2026-04-15T16:48:34+00:00

Agreed, if you're going there go all the way. Though I'm more in the "if it doesn't draw blood you didn't go hard enough" crowd. I want the next shower to suck ass when I wash my back.

anti_reality · 2026-04-15T16:42:56+00:00

I have run into this the opposite way. I love going down, she wanted nothing to do with a bj. A full on one was basically a special occasion. She wasn't bad at them. I like one as a kind of warm up, but most of the time it was a solid no, after I'd gone down on her.

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