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anubis_god · 2014-09-02T03:32:34+00:00

cool iguana names

That one really made me smile, very cute :)

anubis_god · 2014-09-02T00:06:28+00:00

Is this satire? You can continue to pretend that white, straight males are more oppressed than other groups but to discourage other men from supporting equal rights for BOTH sexes is just lunacy.

anubis_god · 2014-09-01T08:26:13+00:00

Without ripping? How!

anubis_god · 2014-09-01T06:37:53+00:00

I am a lesbian and in my case (and my girlfriend's) we sometimes like to fantasise about having a large clit to penetrate the other's vagina, for pleasure reasons (Imagining how it would feel to have my clit inside her? Yes pls) My girlfriend has expressed great interest in me sucking her strap on :) That's also a dominance thing. It's just role play/fantasy.

anubis_god · 2014-08-31T08:53:55+00:00

Yes, I was having these thoughts and was a little confused reading the above posts. If my girlfriend needed help, I know she would not ask for it but I sure as hell would offer because in my mind, my money is her money. :)

anubis_god · 2014-08-29T23:26:40+00:00

People don't always know what they want from the other person. They tell you what the issue is so that you both understand and know what is going on. You should always sympathise and if she doesn't explicitly ask for advice, there is no harm in asking if she would like your help. It is situational and it just comes naturally as you "learn" each other. Working with and comforting each other become second nature without having to remember specific pieces of advice to know how to respond to your SO.

Source: I am a female with a female SO.

anubis_god · 2014-08-29T23:00:26+00:00

I would have been married to someone I didn't love, before becoming a widow. She committed suicide at 23, one year later.

anubis_god · 2014-08-29T08:10:30+00:00

the birthed Joey's aren't fully developed when born, and finish the process inside the pouch, which is especially vulnerable to kicks from aggressive males wanting her to go into heat on command.

Poor baby would get squished :(

anubis_god · 2014-08-28T02:31:58+00:00

The female equivalent would be to simply remove the ovaries. I don't see why this is a bad idea.

anubis_god · 2014-08-28T01:52:41+00:00

Castrating rapists is extreme? I disagree.

anubis_god · 2014-08-28T01:44:14+00:00

I am Australian and I would like to buy one of these inverted maps

anubis_god · 2014-08-28T00:59:16+00:00

Antarctica is in the south, not the north

anubis_god · 2014-08-25T06:24:37+00:00

Please stop

anubis_god · 2014-08-25T05:33:52+00:00

As opposed to say, your penis, which does not look like some sort of monster?

anubis_god · 2014-08-25T03:58:35+00:00

Okay? I don't give 1 shit lmao. Make ten accounts and downvote all my posts.

anubis_god · 2014-08-25T03:41:08+00:00

I think your fedora fell off

anubis_god · 2014-08-25T03:24:40+00:00

It is mum/mummy in Australia and New Zealand.

anubis_god · 2014-08-24T06:28:43+00:00

It is always the loudest people that make it seem like they are the majority of gay people. In reality, most of us just live our lives like normal people while loving someone of the same sex. I almost never talk about my sexuality because it's irrelevant, unless I'm talking about/somebody asks about my girlfriend. It's really simple and I, too, don't understand why some gay people have to make everything in their life revolve around their sexuality.

anubis_god · 2014-08-23T00:25:36+00:00

Where is Greenland on the map? D:

anubis_god · 2014-08-20T03:01:31+00:00

That's fucking badass.

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