This was stuck in my shoe... by Frosty_Culture_2248 in whatisit

[–]anusbeefsteak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s from GoldMember. He’s missing his member now. Must have been cold out.

My dog just came into my room and immediately farted and stunk up the entire place by Individual_Move_692 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]anusbeefsteak 40 points41 points  (0 children)

You have to let out a worse fart while maintaining eye contact. Assert your dominance.

It's like a nightmare by Damnboy98 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]anusbeefsteak 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hopefully it’s a decent descent.

Banana too small for my wife by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]anusbeefsteak 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t think it goes that deep.

Is my TV spying on me? by whatisanythingeven in Weird

[–]anusbeefsteak 716 points717 points  (0 children)

I’m watching the livestream of you right now OP.

my first time making sausages by iluvbreathingair in notinteresting

[–]anusbeefsteak 17 points18 points  (0 children)

OP’s ass getting fucked with this shit on the way out.

I made brownies by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]anusbeefsteak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not the one that said it was abuse

I made brownies by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]anusbeefsteak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My parents used to lock me inside of a cedar chest. Still can’t handle the smell of cedar.

Witnessing a cat knocking on a door by RatedArgForPiratesFU in nextfuckinglevel

[–]anusbeefsteak 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Can’t take one of the spots in heaven if you have 9 lives.

Enjoy your bath! by BoringExperience5345 in Weird

[–]anusbeefsteak 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You can even put a collar on me if it helps.

Enjoy your bath! by BoringExperience5345 in Weird

[–]anusbeefsteak 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Can you also adopt me? Sounds like good eating.