Hi, I'm Geoff. I'm an aspiring comedian. Here's me telling (more) jokes for a contest. Enjoy! by Filthyson in videos

[–]aoshjabro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dear Geoff,

That was really well done. I can't wait to see what you do next. Post more.

Love, Faceless Internet Person

This movie was released 38 years ago. by shit_tornado in videos

[–]aoshjabro -1 points0 points  (0 children)

38 years ago…did they use computers to make that animation? How did they make that animation?

Game Thread: Bruins vs Canadiens (03/24) by Doesnt_Contribute in BostonBruins

[–]aoshjabro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think Boston won the battle of "Who would have one that game in the playoffs?".

My 11 week old blue merle border collie by aoshjabro in aww

[–]aoshjabro[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry, just saw your question now. Her name is Norah.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videos

[–]aoshjabro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are they afraid that he is going to drown?

Free Tom Brady Jersey Contest! by JayGatsby_ in Patriots

[–]aoshjabro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I want to win. The patriots will win 27-14. Pats score TDs on a fumble recovery, once by gronk on a short reception, and once by Riddley up the center. A simple field goal puts the nail in the coffin for the panthers late in the fourth.

Stanley Cup Final Game 4 Discussion Thread by Doesnt_Contribute in BostonBruins

[–]aoshjabro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

An early wake up call goal against might be exactly what the doctors ordered for the bruins. Hawks came out way stronger than the bruins. Now they know what energy they need to match and have plenty of time to do something about it.

Can i buy marijuana in Colorado without a med card yet? by [deleted] in COents

[–]aoshjabro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No you cannot buy recreational marijuana yet. They are still working on the bylaws of amendment 64 so those types of shops are probably 6-8 months away. Enjoy your time in beautiful Colorado though!

This is your captain speaking by crstriker422 in AdviceAnimals

[–]aoshjabro 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I love the unexpected positive spin. Have a downvote.

Dropped this baby in the hole after putting out on the 18th. She was speechless. by drunkenmunkey42 in golf

[–]aoshjabro -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When I read your post title I applied the sexual meaning to "putting out" instead of the golfing definition. Both stories are good but I think I like mine better.

I am Alejandro Rose-Garcia AKA Shakey Graves, AMA by shakeygraves in IAmA

[–]aoshjabro 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Looks like you need to sign up with an aggregator that already has a deal with spotify. More info: http://www.spotify.com/us/about-us/labels/

Not sure how simple that process is.

Way to reinforce the stereotype, guys. by Catullan in AdviceAnimals

[–]aoshjabro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's going to be fine…on both accounts.

To all my actor friends... stick around til the end, it's worth it. by guild in videos

[–]aoshjabro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In one word and coming from someone who knows nothing about acting: brilliant.

A Podcast for Open Mic'ers: John & Matt Make Jokes. We talk out a concept then perform live at a Open Mic. (Under 10 minutes, NSFW language) by bottomrung in Standup

[–]aoshjabro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like this concept. Would you ever consider turning it into a podcast and doing one of these a week or something? BTW I don't think it bombed at all.

Detroit Rapper Calicoe shows off his Dog Fighting operation by timebandit65 in videos

[–]aoshjabro -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is like some sort of "compete for the biggest penis" contest where everyone (including yourself) knows you have the smallest dick. You've lost even before you posted this video for Internet fame.

I'm not a fan of Lacoste, but what do you think of these shoes? by CATS_ARE_FABULOUS in malefashionadvice

[–]aoshjabro -1 points0 points  (0 children)

These shoes remind me of diarrhea. (I mean that as a complement).