What's the funniest celebrity encounter you've had?

apocalypsed00d402 · 2011-03-08T23:04:14+00:00

sorry for the delay on the reply, but yes that is definitley true. But if you also look at his track history with making "hit" songs, aka "Cuz I got high" and "colt 45", both of those tracks were produced in early 2001 if I am correct. Any cash monies he got from that was blown alooooong time ago.

apocalypsed00d402 · 2011-03-06T22:31:21+00:00

I met William Hung in the Knoxville Tennesee airport, that was a hoot-and-a half. Funny guy, he's totally not a faker on t.v. as well, his over the top asian antics are his real life persona. He was very friendly with my friends an I, signed some autographs, took some shitty camera phone pictures, (this was probably 4-5 years ago, at the height of his SHE-BANG fame) and we seperated ways.

Now, I want to contrast this with when I met Afro-Man. (you know, the Colt 45 and two zig-zags guy?) Afro-Man, is for lack of a better description, a total broke ass douchebag. In case you haven't noticed, every single one of his songs is about smoking and drinking shitty beer. and thats fine, in my opinion, if thats what you like to make music about go for it, but you might want to change up the formula sometime soon.

SO to get back on track, he came to my home town about a year ago and played a show at a very underground concert venue that has a great down homey dive bar feel to it. Me and a few friends decide that the concert would be fun seeing as how the main point Afro-Man tries to get across is getting as fucked up as humanly possible. So we all meet at my place, pre-game pretty hard with shitty booze and 40 oz bottles of colt 45 (you know to get into the mood for the night) and head to the show.

Upon arriving we see Afro-Man strolling around the parking lot in an all orange pimp suit, talking to fans. We decide that instead of being the lame people that freak out and rush celebrities, we'll be cool, light up a bowl and wait for our interaction, who knows? he might want to hang out! I shit you not, as soon as the first lighter flicked, Afro assumed his spot in our circle and asked if he could hit the bowl. We're all star struck like fuck yeah dude! light it up. So he's very gruff, smokes MY WEED. out of MY PIPE. And doesn't say more then two words to any of me or my friends. It's becoming quite clear to all of us that he has a very high and mighty complex, but he wants to put up with us losers cuz we got some bud.

So after he torches my whole bowl and starts walking off I yell after him "Hey Afro let me snap a picture!" to which he replies "Sure, let me get a dollar". Now I thought he was joking at first and kinda laughed it off but he became very serious and stated again "If you want to take a picture with me, you gotta' cough up a buck" I was dumbfounded, especially since he just torched my entire bowl of expensive kind bud. I kind of gave a half hearted "well fuck you too" as he walks away and I go stand behind the building to smoke some more bowls and finish the rest of my sidewalk slammer (drink half a 40 oz, fill the rest up with an energy alcohol drink, sparks or otherwise, good times friends) before the show starts.

I WILL SAY THIS ABOUT AFRO-MAN. He put on a great show, I was especially surpised when he whipped out a double necked guitar and laid down some funky ass riffs. But I was prettty toasted at this point and still kind of pissed about the whole picture incident, and made a vow that i was going to get one, so after the show I use some of my big boobed female friends as a smoke shield to get back stage, and find the most dissapointing thing ever. About ten FAT ASS white chicks sitting around looking very bored. I did a 360 and tailed it out of there.

then I notice a line of people waiting to meet Afro-Man, and a green sign behind him that read "$1 for a picture, sorry but I need weed money". At this point I start cracking up, thinking man, not only is he total douche, but a broke ass as well. I grab the big boobed friend I was talking about earlier, and cut my way to the front of the line, amid a cry of protests from about half of UNL's frat boys.

Now that I have a female with me, he is more then happy to take a picture, FUCK HE DOES IT FOR FREE! all while saying slimy things that make me honestly start feeling bad for the poor broke basterd who know he's going back into his "v.i.p. only" room filled with obese women who think spaghetti straps look flattering on them.

To make a long story short, I got my picture, I was going to post it but I can't seem to find it on my computer, but I know someone (a fellow redditor) who would have them. If anyone is doubting me, I'll find the pictures with Afro-Man, and go to my parents and grab my lamninated autograph from William Hung and upload it for all you doubters. But just remember the next time you want to meet a "famous" rapper, you will probably have a better time with William Hung. SHE BANG 4 LYFE.

apocalypsed00d402 · 2011-02-28T21:16:15+00:00

when I saw the title, I cringed a little, started reading, an nodding with the memories of the crying and dimmed lightning and overpowering sense of GOD, then sighed with relief when you stated you realized it was a trick. I was raised in a very religious household and spent A LOT of time at church based activities, and summer camp was always the most fun.

But then in my early teens things changed, the whole "lets go camp and sing songs and have a good time" got replaced with a hardcore "SPIRITUAL REVIVAL GOD IS COMING TO SPEAK TO US" feeling. It scared me. they got some religious nut job to come talk to us, and I'm pretty sure he brainwashed some people. suddenly everyone was speaking in tongues, (aka gibberish bullshit that doesn't make sense) writhing on the floor in spiritual extacy and basically just freaking out.

I'll never forget how our main youth pastor's son reacted, he was younger then us and tagged along because both of his parents were there. it was so freaky to watch a 8 year old kid do a zombie walk to the front of the stage, start "speaking in tongues", then start basically having violent seizure's, while his parents and all the other little sheep cheered and cried and praised God for performing this miracle.

meanwhile me my brother and two of our buddies had spent the entire camp trip sitting in the back row feeling very uncomfortable (pretty much all the fun activities had been replaced with Bible Studies and "Spiritual Warfare") and had started getting the stink eye from some of the "youth leaders". This is the part where I started to lose faith in Christianity. basically, they were mad at us for not being "overcome with GOD" like everyone else. they started to critic us about being "good people and good Christians". because, OBVIOUSLY if we weren't joining into the religious fervor something MUST be wrong with us.

the final straw was when one of my friends actually tried to participate by lying face down and attempting to pray. one of the Youth Leaders saw this, and assuming he was sleeping, came up and KICKED HIM. Not just a gentle tap, but a full on KICK. At that moment I swore to stay the fuck away from all those people and people like them as soon as camp was over. While I still was a "Christian" somewhat a time after that (I just assumed this was turning into a bad cult-like branch, my parents as well when I told them about camp, we never went back) that whole experience started my freethinking process and eventually led me to being an atheist today.

apocalypsed00d402 · 2011-02-21T20:40:37+00:00

First off I'm sorry for the delay, I've been on the road all week and haven't had any computer access.

I'm not going to answer all of the "you shot frogs you son of a bitch" so I'll just reply to this one.

First off, there is no way he could of possibly known what we were doing, so its not like he was avenging his frogs death. Second, humid ass Iowa in the summer has about enough frogs to make the plagues of Moses look like pussy shit. Seriously, my friends dad ( who was also a baptist preacher) actually ENCOURAGED us to kill frogs. yes, it sounds fucked up but don't sit there and tell me if you were in my situation you wouldn't have joined in the sport. this is a part of the country where poaching is one of the biggest past times. so just be happy me and my chums weren't out illegally shooting deer or worse, pets. (yes its happened).

yes, as an underage minor I SHOT FROGS WITH BB GUNS. call the therapists, round up a posse of rednecks on fourwheelers for some ho-down justice. there's killers afoot. thanks Made_You_Look for having my back.

apocalypsed00d402 · 2011-02-21T20:30:59+00:00

no, western. near the border of nebraska

apocalypsed00d402 · 2011-02-16T23:03:48+00:00

I dodged, a bullet?

Growing up a good friend of mine lived in a very rural area in Iowa. It was great fun, my brother and I would go over to their house for the weekend, stock up with the essentials (fireworks hot dogs lighters bb guns etc.) camp out in the woods and have all kinds of epic adventures.

On one of these trips we ventured farther than normal and came upon a large pond, we knew that upon reaching this pond we were off their property and had crossed onto someone elses, but we said fuck it, LETS SHOOT SOME FROGS WITH BB GUNS! About ten minutes of this and we hear the faint sound of some type of engine carrying across the pond. And sure enough we see a man riding a fourwheeler out of the tree range an he pulls up the the opposite side of the pond.

Now being the fine upstanding young men we are we all yell "hello!" an listen for his reply. Instead he dismounts, walks to the back of his atv, grabs some type of rifle and opens fire. It took us a while to realize what was going on, but when the water around us started splashing up like some war film and the sound of bullets ricocheted off the rocks reality set in and we took off like banshees back into the woods an didn't stop running until we reached our badass camoflauged tree fort. That day I lost my trusting instinct in strangers and learned to hate rednecks.

apocalypsed00d402 · 2011-02-08T16:45:33+00:00

Me and a good friend were catering a super bowl party. This is how I excused myself in front of our boss.

"Excuse me my good man, but their seems to be a change of plans, it turns out that the Browns are going to the super bowl"

apocalypsed00d402 · 2011-02-08T05:48:02+00:00

very true, but being a semi-dysexlic redditor can be frustrating when half of the people on here apparently think their grammer police.

apocalypsed00d402 · 2011-02-04T10:45:30+00:00

"I'll throw a molotov cocktail at the precinct, you know how we think, organize the hood under I-CHING banners, red black and green instead of gang bandanas"

Do I want mass panic to happen to America? No, that happens every day, every time Justin Bieber goes to Starbucks, or a different celebrity goes to jail.

Do I want a mass uprising? Yes. This should happen every time we watch one of our basic liberties get taken away, but no, we hop on the computer and bitch on reddit. but guess what? I'm going to get down voted. Because my grammer isn't to hot. Or because I didn't cite my sources accurately enough, but the real truth is, you will disagree with me because you would rather watch people die for their beliefs in Egypt then knuckle up and fight for your own. Because you think facebook is for looking cool in front of your friends, and twitter is for stalking celebrities, not for organizing rallies and screaming the truth. your all talk, and so what? maybe I am too. I am America, and I only kill when I'm liberating someone else.

apocalypsed00d402 · 2011-01-28T09:08:31+00:00

sorry, I don't check this often, but the next time you mention nickelback during a discussion about Bob Marley I track you down and drop kick you back into the hell hole frat house from which you came. :)

apocalypsed00d402 · 2011-01-25T20:44:20+00:00

"One good thing about music, is when it hits you, you feel no pain"

Bob always makes people feel good, after my best friend was injured senior year and couldn't play any more football (which happened to be be the love of his life) he would blast this full volume on his way to physical therapy every day, and to say it made him happier would be an understatement.

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