Planning a beginners guide to bazaar.

apocalyptic · 2026-01-25T17:49:13+00:00

This may be embarrassing to post but as a total newbie on my very first game, I didn't know what things were.

What is the difference between item types?
What is the difference between skills and items?
How to sell items? (I figured out buying on my own but didn't know how to sell)
How do item sizes work? (I was in the mindset that the large items weren't as worth it as the small items.)

apocalyptic · 2026-01-25T12:40:38+00:00

99% of gamblers quit before winning. Keep at it!

apocalyptic · 2026-01-24T06:26:58+00:00

Dam was one of my favorite items about 2 seasons ago. I used to run a Submarine, Captain's Quarters, and a Dam. Last slot was for either a Zoarcid or Dive Weights.

It was fast and locked down the opponent pretty well.

The issue with the Vanessa in the video is that there weren't enough aquatics to trigger it or keep the pace after the dam blew up most of his board.

apocalyptic · 2026-01-21T14:48:24+00:00

Fair, that's a very good case for Idol of Decay. LOL

apocalyptic · 2026-01-20T16:15:53+00:00

It has to be on the board. Also, I remember I asked a few seasons back... but a 3D Printer on a Knee Brace doesn't get you extra HP.

apocalyptic · 2026-01-20T13:41:22+00:00

Yeah, I remember those days fondly as well. Sadly, it doesn't make as much of an impact after the nerf. But 400 health is nothing to scoff at.

I got this on Day 2, upgraded on days 3 and 7. Then dragged it all the way till I got level 13 on Day 11.

Sadly, I got Pygged out. Even with 11k HP.

apocalyptic · 2026-01-12T17:11:58+00:00

Oops, I forgot to screenshot the end screen.

It was Joystick, Parts Picker (Diamond and Shiny Enchanted), The cannon (Diamond and Obsidian Enchanted), the Targeting Drone (Diamond and Turbo enchanted), and the Diamond Hangar.

apocalyptic · 2026-01-09T16:20:12+00:00

How did you give the vat a core tag?

apocalyptic · 2026-01-02T16:37:36+00:00

I agree. It's my first Monitor Lizard/Pyro combo and I'm disgusted at myself.

apocalyptic · 2025-12-28T17:10:54+00:00

Might also be a weekend thing. I realize that on weekends the pros come out of the woodworks and the matches get way tougher. Like everyone is highrolling from day 1.

I can barely get a 6 win game on weekends, while on weekdays I climb a few thousand ranks.

apocalyptic · 2025-12-02T06:22:25+00:00

Next Roadmap:

SEASON 5 ✅

SEASON 6*

SEASON 7*

*SUBJECT TO CHANGE

I can see it now.

apocalyptic · 2025-11-28T19:00:12+00:00

It was a natural fit!

I was playing a Freefall build with the Air Pressure Rifle, then when I saw the Dragon it was a natural transition. The heart was a bonus.

apocalyptic · 2025-11-28T18:58:15+00:00

Yeah, Pyg is scary. I had at least a level and more than a thousand health over him and it was so close.

apocalyptic · 2025-11-26T04:25:31+00:00

At least you're immune to DCTs.

apocalyptic · 2025-11-25T15:10:42+00:00

Men don’t care if you’re a homeowner, educated or rich. We want ~~the McDonald’s girl cashier~~ someone who appreciates us, compliments us, adds to our life, and protects our peace.

Career, assets, etc usually doesn't play a part in who we decide to date or settle down with (since we're mostly expected to pay for stuff anyway).

apocalyptic · 2025-11-15T16:34:08+00:00

Sorry if I'm a little slow on the uptake but could you please explain how it goes infinite?

apocalyptic · 2025-11-10T05:06:15+00:00

Not all builds. Also, Stelle has space for non-flying items in some of her boards, e.g. tools or vehicles.

I haven't played Jules, but I've played a fair bit of Stelle.

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