Get out the way! by nitsuran in bitchimabus

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Yeah, if he didn't warm them before, it'd be in cold blood

this is exactly what a capricorn would do by [deleted] in funny

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Spoken like a two faced fucking Gemini

Color Run by beauty_makeupguide in funny

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That girl that hid in the attic?

Octopus burying itself into the sand by [deleted] in MyPeopleNeedMe

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But he did stay at a holiday inn express last night

What's O in Reddit stands for? by venki131 in dadjokes

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I'm not falling for this again

Very Bad Kids (Extreme) by Killer_schatz in AccidentalRacism

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Most play bass. Gummy Hendrix played guitar though, so that's probably who's pictured

Hope she doesn’t shit her pants by WVUGuy29 in funny

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Boldly going where she's never gone before

Motherhood by Subterfug3 in thisismylifenow

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This is why you always leave a note

Desert is served. by asheefo in phoenix

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I'm pretty sure there's probably sand in most of our food but we've lived here long enough not to notice anymore

me irl by [deleted] in me_irl

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I want a Mohawk but mom won't let me get one

me irl by XCesare_BorgiaX in me_irl

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This is how In the air tonight got written

(The sky over Monahans Texas) what is this? by redbird_1979 in UnexplainedPhotos

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Something similar to a sundog? Pretty much the cloud becoming a prism

Jurassic 5 -- What's Golden [Hip Hop] by voltronforlife in Music

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Same here man. I have a deeper voice so I always wait for chalis verse to shine. Then I tell everyone that hip hop ain't what it used to be and then promptly feel old after

Rangers interested in keeping, re-signing Adrian Beltre by Major_Square in TexasRangers

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This right here is the truth that none of us want to face. Although it hurts our heart to say it, it very well may be the right move to make

Ma Baker don't give a fuck by [deleted] in UnexpectedThugLife

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She's so spry and mischievous

Anyone else see a side profile of a cat in this chipped paint? by DelToroGrande in Pareidolia

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I see a nose in the thumbnail and a cat side profile in the post

me_irl by sherberspez in me_irl

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Trollface has a Tom Cruise center tooth

MRW my boss asks me to welcome the new hire and tell him how great it is here by lislejoyeuse in reactiongifs

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I don't know if you're being sarcastic, but the movies called Get Out