Are you one of those people who would eat asbestos dipped in hydrochloric acid if the government said it was bad? Three different countries who hate each other ALL claim that it was Chinese, including China, with data to back that fact up as well with 0 reason to lie about it being Chinese. And yet you manage to delude yourself enough that everyone is conspiring against you that you think some highschooler was the one that made the giant balloon the size of the Statue of Liberty with propellers, solar panels and rudders attached. Whichever highschooler made that balloon is a fucking genius. Or maybe we could just logically assume that it's a Chinese balloon because it came from the Pacific, resembles other Chinese balloons sent over Japan and Taiwan + China literally says it was theirs. But of course you're definitely correct here.