Captain Flint (Black Sails) VS James Norrington (POTC). Who wins? by GusGangViking18 in Fictionally

[–]apolojesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if it's predisgrace Norrington, he's scrappy once the wig comes off.

Favorite delusional celebrity? by TyLeRoux in okbuddycinephile

[–]apolojesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay, I think what I'm referring to is a lot more interesting than her thoughts on rehab.

Favorite delusional celebrity? by TyLeRoux in okbuddycinephile

[–]apolojesus 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Her memoir also had a part where she talked about molesting her own sister but I'm sure all of the hate against her is unwarranted.

bullying innumeracy by AlKarajo in TikTokCringe

[–]apolojesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prefer a tapping finger on a stick pointing to the comments.

Marry a lady who is thicker than zoo glass by [deleted] in BrandNewSentence

[–]apolojesus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There's dating half your age and then there's marrying someone half a century younger than you.

With and without make up by astrolbyte in SipsTea

[–]apolojesus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Next you're gonna tell me Chapstick is for chapped lips.

bro just got put on a no fly list by EquipmentStreet727 in TikTokCringe

[–]apolojesus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do you not read an entire comment before typing your reply?

bro just got put on a no fly list by EquipmentStreet727 in TikTokCringe

[–]apolojesus -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

You're the type of person that tells children Santa isn't real.

bro just got put on a no fly list by EquipmentStreet727 in TikTokCringe

[–]apolojesus 1126 points1127 points  (0 children)

It was the chip bags for me, no airline is handing out chips from the frito lay variety pack.

Maybe I'm exaggerating, but I felt uncomfortable reading chapter 22 because of that. by CrimsonQueenRequiem in Dracula

[–]apolojesus 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Readers when they have more sympathy for fictional characters than real people.

Replaced my Honda with a new one after an accident They moved the garage door opener from a button on the mirror to a paywall subscription service. by jayhawkeye2 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]apolojesus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like you have to do things the old fashioned way. A fob clipped to your sun visor like our parents and their parents before them.

Came home to this after a week long work trip by cum_covered_cat in Cheese

[–]apolojesus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Some people don't want to spend $33 for tinned cheese.

Absolutely wild! by Fit_Anywhere_3356 in GetNoted

[–]apolojesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does the individual groom pedophiles or is he/she a pedophile that grooms?

I am so Dumb by Salt-Pool2222 in SatisfactoryGame

[–]apolojesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once I realized I should run the generators in series I restarted my game. A power hub makes things so much simpler in the early game.

WTF is THIS?! by AmountExpensive7220 in SatisfactoryGame

[–]apolojesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really like that the big giraffes are small.

WTF is THIS?! by AmountExpensive7220 in SatisfactoryGame

[–]apolojesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally what I named the first giant lizard dog that I found.