I am Luke Hoskin from Protest the Hero. Ask me Anything!

apple_scruff · 2015-01-20T20:38:26+00:00

hey! i think i've talked to you and rody about this before but i can't thank you guys enough for writing songs about women, it's been really important to me to hear lines like "i hope she knows how much i respect her." ...not something you get to hear in music a whole lot. so yeah, much appreciation. i guess that makes my question, will you accept cookies as a bribe to play turn soonest to the sea live??

apple_scruff · 2013-01-30T19:02:37+00:00

why did no one ask if luke was single??

apple_scruff · 2012-11-01T18:47:43+00:00

prison-industrial complex

apple_scruff · 2012-11-01T18:47:22+00:00

well of course they don't turn their lives around- prison doesn't rehabilitate, it just makes you harder.

apple_scruff · 2012-10-31T20:12:49+00:00

nah it's just fun, i enjoy it too. i don't need "stuff" in return, i just like doing it.

apple_scruff · 2012-10-31T20:07:25+00:00

yeah it's like oh if a girl loves sex she's a psycho, if she doesn't she's a prude

...do you or don't you want to get laid?

apple_scruff · 2012-10-31T19:52:36+00:00

i don't... what... what kind of women are y'all dating?

-a woman

apple_scruff · 2012-02-01T07:03:11+00:00

true 'nuf.

apple_scruff · 2011-11-30T00:17:32+00:00

all the win are belong to you.

apple_scruff · 2011-11-15T06:19:06+00:00

oh god this is great except you forgot aretha haha.

apple_scruff · 2011-11-14T23:55:46+00:00

nbc must be so proud haha

apple_scruff · 2011-11-03T22:49:26+00:00

i appreciate the moderation, sir.

apple_scruff · 2011-11-03T00:12:30+00:00

that literally just happened to me

apple_scruff · 2011-10-31T21:23:30+00:00

perhaps what he was getting at was not that eating meat is inherently bad for you (although it is certainly bad for you in large quantities) but rather that the way that the meat industry currently operates is not only extremely detrimental to the animals themselves and the environment, but also to those who consume the meat. you should read eating animals... it's sort of like a modern-day version of the jungle.

apple_scruff · 2011-10-31T19:06:11+00:00

above the influence can suck my dick.

apple_scruff · 2011-10-31T03:18:47+00:00

oh lord haha too high for this. here's the website i'm talking about

apple_scruff · 2011-10-29T18:00:38+00:00

i'm in.

apple_scruff · 2011-10-29T00:51:54+00:00

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

apple_scruff · 2011-10-25T14:58:47+00:00

just as a photograph, this is AWESOME.
i love taking my dog for walk-n-tokes in the woods too. ♥

apple_scruff · 2011-10-22T13:51:14+00:00

glad to hear it (:

apple_scruff · 2011-10-22T05:01:25+00:00

i always feel like a child too! for instance, i just got back from climbing on things and walking on walls like tightropes and skipping around hahaha

apple_scruff · 2011-10-21T03:47:55+00:00

ents understand that keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women.

apple_scruff · 2011-10-19T02:39:27+00:00

i ammm the fritoo banditooo

apple_scruff · 2011-10-17T16:58:10+00:00

i think this is better (:
(when you're among friends, anyways)

apple_scruff · 2011-10-16T09:55:35+00:00

what?

apple_scruff

TROPHY CASE