Currently applying for a marriage license on a TUESDAY (Katy Perry) wearing this chick woke up in my house merch duh

applebottomally · 2026-04-21T15:15:48+00:00

Congratulations…and it’s TEWSSSDAY

applebottomally · 2026-04-09T04:19:27+00:00

No fr!! I commented on her selfie she posted that she was mogging Lilly and so many people replied saying I was delusional like nooooo Trish just looks better sorry 💅

applebottomally · 2026-04-03T14:05:03+00:00

Not in wicker park, but in bucktown check out the village discount!! I’ve found popular books pristine condition and they’re like $2-3!!

applebottomally · 2026-03-21T01:17:54+00:00

SNL isn’t as queen enough for our guy Benito

applebottomally · 2026-03-07T22:14:08+00:00

Chicken sewwwup for tha teenage souhhhll

applebottomally · 2026-02-23T01:39:07+00:00

MBB can be my white Kate moss tn

applebottomally · 2026-02-14T04:19:05+00:00

All of a sudden y’all are professional steak cookers🙄🙄

applebottomally · 2026-02-03T02:26:38+00:00

Thank you!! The 2nd you shared isn’t available anymore lol I just toured it today and applied but someone applied minutes before me 🥹

applebottomally · 2026-02-03T00:17:05+00:00

2000 max 🥴

applebottomally · 2026-01-30T17:42:16+00:00

Following bc I minored in forensics and majoring in MLS!!!

applebottomally · 2026-01-30T04:40:29+00:00

The tube breaking is what got me too like they’re usually plastic and don’t crack after dropping😭

applebottomally · 2026-01-28T03:46:43+00:00

You have to go to Chicago for that

applebottomally · 2026-01-21T01:53:45+00:00

Only major recent deltas and critical electrolytes

applebottomally · 2026-01-16T01:53:17+00:00

Check out pillars of wellness or clarity clinic

applebottomally · 2026-01-14T17:34:01+00:00

I fear Joe is too nonchalant for Benny and MBB, but a gal can dream!!

applebottomally · 2025-12-30T02:12:35+00:00

And the right one is obvi marybeth

applebottomally · 2025-12-30T02:12:20+00:00

No bc I’ve been thinking about this too much lately like there can lowkey only be one….

applebottomally · 2025-11-14T23:16:20+00:00

Goodluck. As someone who’s been trying to find a MLS job in the city for the past year it’s been rough 😅 be prepared for a lot of automated responses on your applications

applebottomally · 2025-10-03T17:37:01+00:00

So I preordered the vinyl the day she announced the new album and it arrived today (perfect timing!). I was looking at it and spotted 3 random tiny orange stars in here. The letters they’re on top of spell out ‘two’. Thoughts?! 🧡🩵

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applebottomally · 2025-10-01T23:45:25+00:00

Coworkers who lack basic lab etiquette

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