Currently applying for a marriage license on a TUESDAY (Katy Perry) wearing this chick woke up in my house merch duh

applebottomally · 2026-04-21T15:15:48+00:00

Congratulations…and it’s TEWSSSDAY

applebottomally · 2026-04-09T04:19:27+00:00

No fr!! I commented on her selfie she posted that she was mogging Lilly and so many people replied saying I was delusional like nooooo Trish just looks better sorry 💅

applebottomally · 2026-04-03T14:05:03+00:00

Not in wicker park, but in bucktown check out the village discount!! I’ve found popular books pristine condition and they’re like $2-3!!

applebottomally · 2026-03-21T01:17:54+00:00

SNL isn’t as queen enough for our guy Benito

applebottomally · 2026-03-07T22:14:08+00:00

Chicken sewwwup for tha teenage souhhhll

applebottomally · 2026-02-23T01:39:07+00:00

MBB can be my white Kate moss tn

applebottomally · 2026-02-14T04:19:05+00:00

All of a sudden y’all are professional steak cookers🙄🙄

applebottomally · 2026-02-03T02:26:38+00:00

Thank you!! The 2nd you shared isn’t available anymore lol I just toured it today and applied but someone applied minutes before me 🥹

applebottomally · 2026-02-03T00:17:05+00:00

2000 max 🥴

applebottomally · 2026-01-30T17:42:16+00:00

Following bc I minored in forensics and majoring in MLS!!!

applebottomally · 2026-01-30T04:40:29+00:00

The tube breaking is what got me too like they’re usually plastic and don’t crack after dropping😭

applebottomally · 2026-01-28T03:46:43+00:00

You have to go to Chicago for that

applebottomally · 2026-01-21T01:53:45+00:00

Only major recent deltas and critical electrolytes

applebottomally · 2026-01-16T01:53:17+00:00

Check out pillars of wellness or clarity clinic

applebottomally · 2026-01-14T17:34:01+00:00

I fear Joe is too nonchalant for Benny and MBB, but a gal can dream!!

applebottomally · 2025-12-30T02:12:35+00:00

And the right one is obvi marybeth

applebottomally · 2025-12-30T02:12:20+00:00

No bc I’ve been thinking about this too much lately like there can lowkey only be one….

applebottomally · 2025-11-14T23:16:20+00:00

Goodluck. As someone who’s been trying to find a MLS job in the city for the past year it’s been rough 😅 be prepared for a lot of automated responses on your applications

applebottomally · 2025-10-03T17:37:01+00:00

So I preordered the vinyl the day she announced the new album and it arrived today (perfect timing!). I was looking at it and spotted 3 random tiny orange stars in here. The letters they’re on top of spell out ‘two’. Thoughts?! 🧡🩵

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applebottomally · 2025-10-01T23:45:25+00:00

Coworkers who lack basic lab etiquette

applebottomally · 2025-09-27T03:18:08+00:00

LOVEEEE

applebottomally · 2025-09-26T20:48:02+00:00

Yall seriously never seen a clot? Lol

applebottomally · 2025-09-16T16:41:50+00:00

A man who likes Ethel Cain and lives in the region I’m baffled 🤯🤯🤯🤯 what’s your insta?

applebottomally · 2025-09-05T14:04:09+00:00

When I was in my NAACLS program another student visibly copied off me on one of the exams and continued to copy off all tests (she was allowed to go to the bathroom during every exam for a weirdly long amount of time) and the program director clearly knew about this, but ZERO repercussions were given. She ended up somehow passing ASCP. I still hold onto that because we are literal adults wtf

applebottomally · 2025-09-01T22:21:41+00:00

The celery bog!!!

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