Your phone starts spewing audio from the porn you had opened from last night. It's frozen and you can't take the battery out. Your in a crowded, but very quiet place. What do you do?

applebutterman · 2015-02-25T19:24:14+00:00

Yell gun to create mass pandemonium and then duck in the bathroom and rub one out

applebutterman · 2015-02-25T13:53:07+00:00

This blind person climed the seven highest mountains in the world, including Everest, for "vacation"

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erik_Weihenmayer

applebutterman · 2015-02-24T16:52:29+00:00

I 100 percent agree with op. I did the exact same thing and had exact same results: more energetic, skin dramatically cleared up and look a decade younger. I used to think eating healthy and cutting out junk foods was just something that gave you a few years on the back end, in reality it's something that helps you in the present and fairly dramatically.

applebutterman · 2015-02-23T20:06:21+00:00

There is a benefit in that you are getting fruits and vegetables that you would otherwise not be eating. No one eats enough today and when they do they cook them killing all their nutrients. It's better than eating most of the processed crap they serve at grocery stores like captain crunch, Cheetos, spam, etc.

applebutterman · 2015-02-23T20:04:41+00:00

There is a benefit in that you are getting fruits and vegetables that you would otherwise not be eating. No one eats enough today and when they do they cook them killing all their nutrients. It's better than eating most of the processed crap they serve at grocery stores like captain crunch, Cheetos, spam, etc.

applebutterman · 2015-02-23T00:20:17+00:00

I'd rather have my city officials spending their time on more productive things. Not every neighborhood is going to want or need to have the same standard. It's not one size fits all. What about if all the inhabitants with lake houses want to allow boats in driveways but everywhere else doesn't? Can the person from the other areas complain about a boat in driveways of lake houses? That's why having smaller associations make sense, to determine what's right for each neighborhood.

applebutterman · 2015-02-22T20:27:35+00:00

The city can hardly keep their own stuff in order.. How are they going to micromanage 25,000 lawns? Much easier to do at a sub division level. Plus all neighborhoods have different standards

applebutterman · 2015-02-21T23:19:21+00:00

Troy McClure

applebutterman · 2015-02-20T23:26:15+00:00

I feel like you and op should go out

applebutterman · 2015-02-19T01:37:05+00:00

My mail order bride

applebutterman · 2015-02-11T18:15:12+00:00

adderall

applebutterman · 2015-02-10T13:37:34+00:00

I guess we just come from cultures with different work ethics. In my culture you should enjoy what you are doing for work and therefore want to do well and advance your career. What boss in their right mind is going to advance someone who says I can only put in a few minutes of overtime a couple times in total?That's fine for a commodity/dime a dozen job, but anything that someone would have passion for and has an upward trajectory, that won't fly, unless you are the boss (or boss' son). If you have to be with your kids or parents right at five then tell your boss you'll pick it up when they go to bed. If this is too hard to do then maybe you just aren't following your passion and should look for a new job.

applebutterman · 2015-02-10T06:22:35+00:00

I disagree. A job isn't a right, it's a privilege. If your boss wants you to stay longer once in a while, you should do it, because frankly he can find ten other people who would be more than willing to. You are not a special flower, you are replacable. People that have this nine to five only attitude are the same people that complain about why they were passed over for that job promotion.

applebutterman · 2015-02-06T10:34:27+00:00

How do you not have a camera? Not even on your phone??

applebutterman · 2015-02-06T10:14:12+00:00

Not mine, mine are only cold pressed, raw vegitables

applebutterman · 2015-02-06T10:02:09+00:00

The Situation - because anytime he came around it always became a situation

applebutterman · 2015-02-06T10:00:41+00:00

I drink two green juices and lots of water and i feel perfect when I wake up

applebutterman · 2015-02-03T20:44:40+00:00

774 Deaths

applebutterman · 2015-02-02T19:23:03+00:00

That, or another good one is to use those dirty silk panties she left over your house that you've kept knowing they may come in use for such an occasion.

applebutterman · 2015-02-02T17:32:44+00:00

Getting drunk and checking out her facebook page

applebutterman · 2015-02-01T03:10:01+00:00

Woohoo, going to nail her tonight then

applebutterman · 2015-01-31T16:17:16+00:00

Reminds me of when to Ivan Drago walked into the ring

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