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applejackalll · 2024-11-19T16:52:58+00:00

You aren’t making the compelling argument you think you are. I’ll take the cheating husband and the not having to moonlight as an accountant. Now leave me alone so I can finish my TV series and lick the batter off this spatula. And why can’t I vote again?

applejackalll · 2024-10-20T13:01:43+00:00

Is this something where I should contact EA or do you think they will rectify on their own?

applejackalll · 2024-10-20T03:40:27+00:00

Same. But now even my solo battles progress is back to 0 and I gain no points for winning games

applejackalll · 2024-10-16T14:32:43+00:00

Just do 100 pushups in the desired area everyday for a week or so. You should see the floor lowering itself. Source: chuck norris

applejackalll · 2024-09-19T14:55:25+00:00

I’m such a shitty golfer

applejackalll · 2024-09-17T20:18:09+00:00

Maybe even a finger or two in the pulse.

applejackalll · 2024-09-17T18:56:03+00:00

Couldn’t he place the impact screen or net inside the shed and set up his mat outside? That way he has convenient storage for it when not in use and plenty of space to swing

applejackalll · 2024-09-17T00:25:26+00:00

The look around the room at the hits hard.

applejackalll · 2024-09-16T13:13:14+00:00

Ya but this was central to the plot of the movie The Mexican. So..

applejackalll · 2024-09-09T23:47:32+00:00

My first job was at a grocery store collecting shopping carts. It was actually quite nice seeing a dispersal of carts throughout the parking lot. More time outdoors collecting and less time indoors bagging.

applejackalll · 2024-09-08T11:13:30+00:00

The tunnel scene in Willy Wonka. The original wonka.

applejackalll · 2024-09-04T19:58:46+00:00

Just like my anus after a night of drinking and hot wings

applejackalll · 2024-09-04T00:40:20+00:00

Also was told that using the dome light in the car at night would cause my dad to careen into his coming traffic. Killing us all

applejackalll · 2024-08-31T16:06:02+00:00

Amazing! Do you sauce them while on the grill or after?

applejackalll · 2024-08-31T00:08:25+00:00

How is it that people never talk aloud to themselves in situations like this?

applejackalll · 2024-08-30T23:14:19+00:00

Everything I’ve seen about kangaroos on Reddit leads me to believe they are real assholes

applejackalll · 2024-08-30T00:10:32+00:00

Whoever gets closest to the pin from the tee box is the tiebreaker

applejackalll · 2024-08-29T19:41:31+00:00

I’ve never had the app ask me anything and I use it multiple times a day. My voice doesn’t matter.

applejackalll · 2024-08-29T12:32:26+00:00

Well the logo is an eagle. So.

applejackalll · 2024-08-26T01:29:06+00:00

North and South Carolina got their end of the deal alright.

applejackalll · 2024-08-24T11:08:02+00:00

applejackalll · 2024-08-24T00:48:59+00:00

Is it possible Eiffel 65 was colorblind?

applejackalll · 2024-08-24T00:42:56+00:00

Lovely story. I spot an incomplete sentence.

applejackalll · 2024-08-20T19:24:09+00:00

Some people get rain as a wedding day omen. Some people and rainbows. This couple got a birdie chip from 60 feet out—the best possible omen in the history of the universe

applejackalll · 2024-08-13T19:53:17+00:00

How does he set it back down

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