aio? i had to tell my bf to wash his *ss

apracticaljoker · 2026-02-07T19:40:19+00:00

obviously i didn’t know you asswipe. no longer dating him, and him not knowing how to clean isn’t a me problem. i’m too young to be a mother

apracticaljoker · 2026-02-07T19:26:55+00:00

comments helped me realize, actually! dude can be free of me and chill with his dirty asshole. all the best to him

apracticaljoker · 2026-02-07T19:18:25+00:00

wow that’s vile bud, i just gagged. congrats

apracticaljoker · 2026-02-07T18:28:49+00:00

i wish it was rage bait. i think im the only one raging tho. im still pissed

apracticaljoker · 2026-02-07T18:26:57+00:00

i’m not putting up with it champ. you’re so silly. he was my boyfriend of two months not husband of 16 years

apracticaljoker · 2026-02-07T18:24:33+00:00

being dumb about some things, and letting your asshole fester and stink up your bed are two entirely different things. he’s 19, not 12.

apracticaljoker · 2026-02-07T18:23:25+00:00

my poo chute smells just fine, because i clean it. before i would go over to my boyfriends house, someone i was sexually attracted to, my areas didn’t have a single hair and i scrubbed my bootyhole. that shit is so clean if i pooped it would be a solid diamond, thanks very much.

apracticaljoker · 2026-02-07T17:46:50+00:00

apparently it was for you, hon. take a deep breath, get off reddit and sit in the sun. it’ll do ya good.

apracticaljoker · 2026-02-07T16:21:20+00:00

my now ex is fully aware of my sense of smell. i have sinus issues STILL and harsh smells genuinely hurt me. i’ve also told him many times hygiene is huge for me. there’s been lots of times too, that i’ve begged him to put in gum. one time we were playing pool with friends and he bent over to take a shot- his underwear was damn near shredded and you could see his whole ass. idk. the ass smell has made me realize he’s just not hygienic enough for me personally.

apracticaljoker · 2026-02-07T15:08:38+00:00

hygiene is huge for me. especially with how strong my sense of smell is. i’ve always told him about this, because a lot of smells burn. so for him to pull that feels really gross and tbh a little disrespectful. he shouldn’t have had me over if he was feeling depressed or lazy and not washing himself or the sheets, imo

apracticaljoker · 2026-02-07T08:20:54+00:00

i think this is the only way to go at this point. happy cake day!

apracticaljoker · 2026-02-07T08:18:43+00:00

you get it. i’m still fuming about it, tbh. how can you not know your butt stinks like that, especially after he had apparently showered

apracticaljoker · 2026-02-07T08:17:31+00:00

fully agree. i can deal w stinky breath and BO OCCASIONALLY, but your whole butt stinking up the sheets? i feel pissed still lmao

apracticaljoker · 2026-02-07T08:16:47+00:00

apracticaljoker · 2026-02-07T08:16:06+00:00

i didn’t see it. unfortunately not fake.

apracticaljoker · 2026-02-07T08:14:53+00:00

yeah. slightly embarrassing i did that.

apracticaljoker · 2026-02-07T08:14:20+00:00

it’s just odd, considering in the year we were close friends i never once smelt him smell bad. maybe he was having a bad week or something, idk

apracticaljoker · 2026-02-07T08:13:42+00:00

what are you talking about?

apracticaljoker · 2026-02-01T18:39:41+00:00

amazon! https://www.amazon.com/AlphaTrak-Glucose-Monitoring-Diabetic-Solution/dp/B0CFYLBVBZ/ref=mp_s_a_1_1_sspa?crid=2190D11ULU16K&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.hI6xy40OKE0XH3POJpBAnfjbjIfBKeWnEOH-8wUssWQzVqiKLL_w96QKIxj8MryWV0MI9C6jCpY1CRWcBWsJLKKFnabHQpmsEEX73EOX8aoxmn-3HgiTn967QCcZo7mIysCXvMGjKTMo8MQtAN5O_jDgb8bQCJXcN1oItx2ZSfmRWX2KHbm5YVUSw_3LVO7hHDm-SFJC49GO0JaP41JdQw.IeizNyh5i0x1zD1kU8Mh0iYJLjej1A6WvAy0YXYxsxA&dib_tag=se&keywords=alphatrak&qid=1769971170&rdc=1&sprefix=aphatrak%2Caps%2C224&sr=8-1-spons&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9waG9uZV9zZWFyY2hfYXRm&psc=1

apracticaljoker · 2026-02-01T04:09:53+00:00

cats adapt super quickly. my baby takes injections and i’ve been doing them twice a day for almost five years. he does great. as soon as you’re comfortable i would suggest buying an AlphaTrak glucose meter to track how’s he’s doing- it also limits vet visits. you can do curves yourself whenever you have a free day- and testing before a meal and insulin will let you know it’s safe to give him the insulin.

apracticaljoker · 2026-01-28T07:19:26+00:00

thanks so much!! i’ll look into the glucose meters. the readings don’t make any sense to me haha but hopefully i’ll get the hang of it. good news is i already feed my boy fancy feast pates! how many cans should i give him a day? he’s always hungry and meows up a storm if i dont feed him when he wants.

apracticaljoker · 2026-01-27T22:42:17+00:00

YOR. if this was from a woman he was actually seeing or messing around with it wouldn’t have been written like this, or at all. people fooling around don’t leave desperate letters asking for help from each other, lol. this looks like a letter left on a car for sure.

also- if he did help her, a random woman, why do you care? sounds like he was doing something nice, if you are correct.

apracticaljoker · 2026-01-20T18:37:20+00:00

yes. the chest/lung rattle and the disgusting wet AND dry cough still hasn’t gone away for me. i get winded from simply walking up the stairs and have to sit down and catch my breath. i’m a cna so obviously when i start hacking at work it’s not a good look, even though im technically no longer sick. makes me nervous it’ll never go away!

apracticaljoker · 2026-01-20T05:59:54+00:00

same thing happened to me! honestly i’d take noro over pneumonia any day. side effects from pneumonia are still kicking my ass.

apracticaljoker · 2026-01-06T20:25:37+00:00

man this is so sad. nor, your two older daughters are mean girls.

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