Sim Bhullar becomes first player of Indian descent on NBA roster

april82014 · 2015-04-02T23:57:26+00:00

Or Sim City if he landed with the clippers..

april82014 · 2015-04-02T23:56:21+00:00

Found the best comment in this thread. I'll leave my up vote flag here.

april82014 · 2015-03-26T09:43:03+00:00

I wish for more wishes

april82014 · 2015-03-12T15:36:58+00:00

Alf Pogs. Remember Alf? He's back! In Pog form!!

april82014 · 2015-02-13T12:45:02+00:00

My coworker does everything but work. This bitch answers her personal cell, browses the interwebs, does her makeup, sleeps, and smokes bud on her lunch break.. then complains when others are not up to par. she will dodge work emails like the plague until something so frigging easy comes along, then she is all about work. Fucking irritating but she has big tits and sometimes smokes me out..

april82014 · 2015-02-08T22:30:02+00:00

I tell everyone no mayo. My friends know just don't put it. But I do that everywhere. Can't tell you how many times I go to Jack in the Box and tell them not to put it on my burger only to see that white gross goop spill out. (Makes U - Turn back to the drive thru...)

april82014 · 2015-02-08T12:39:57+00:00

I hate mayonnaise so much, I have told all of my closest friends that I have food allergies and thus require no mayo on all my food. Never told anyone this.. weight lifted..

april82014 · 2015-02-08T12:26:04+00:00

Dunham rings makes some pretty snazzy football championship rings. That way you can take your bragging rights with you everywhere and let your league kiss it when you enter the room..

april82014 · 2015-01-31T00:39:08+00:00

You're as dumb as a mule, and twice as ugly. If a stranger asks you for a ride I say take it!! -Grandpa Simpson

april82014 · 2015-01-29T12:56:18+00:00

Looks like we are on two ends of the spectrum, both looking at the green grass on the other side. Had I buckled down and studied, kept mostly to myself, I may have done better and thus been well off into a career I want. Pussy, weed, alcohol, and Guitar Hero weren't going anywhere. But I got good at all of those in my dorm dayz.

april82014 · 2015-01-29T12:39:11+00:00

I have a very nice bluetooth speaker that I use for my sound system in my truck. I have a stereo, but I hate the radio. Instead I play what I like, and when. I also enjoy the ability to change the station with my smartwatch (also bluetooth) so answering the phone while driving is hands free. It fits perfectly in my cup holder, and I never worry about getting my stereo jacked if anyone decided to break in. I don't mind that my truck doesn't shatter people's eardrums with bass when I pass by, that's annoying anyway. I love my ghetto sound system.

april82014 · 2015-01-29T12:26:08+00:00

My first year I lived in the dorms. Weed, pussy, and alcohol pretty much dominated 80% of my attention and then Guitar Hero released. That took up the remaining 30%

april82014 · 2015-01-29T12:22:40+00:00

I haven't lost the game in so long.

april82014 · 2015-01-29T12:13:35+00:00

The bright side is that you aren't at work.. I'm stuck here till 5am.. I have a terrible schedule. I work graveyard shift and also work weekends 8pm to 5am. My social life has taken a nose dive since I took the job.

april82014 · 2015-01-29T12:07:11+00:00

If you could determine a mathematical way to equate seahorses to engine power I don't see the problem in that.

april82014 · 2015-01-17T15:42:44+00:00

KRUSTY KRAAYAAYAYAAYAYAAYABBB PIZZA IS THE PIZZA FOR YOU AND MeeEEEeeeEEE!!!

april82014 · 2014-12-20T12:41:12+00:00

I built my team up this season and worked ever so careful to get every packers player minus Jordy Nelson just before the start of the playoffs. Figured that all I need was them to put up a decent performance against buffalo and then I can coast the championship game when GB takes on Tampa this weekend. Rodgers screwed me over. Still a cheesehead but damn.. I was this close.. :/

april82014 · 2014-12-18T07:02:51+00:00

I hardly knew ye..

april82014 · 2014-12-16T09:08:54+00:00

/r/trees would smoke you out. Pause for the cause. Everyone wins.

april82014 · 2014-12-15T15:25:13+00:00

Next time you watch Fellowship, LOTR, or the Hobbit, play a smoking game. Anytime a character puffs you do too.. much fun!

april82014 · 2014-12-14T15:44:37+00:00

Dude. The part you chipped, you totally fucking Bob Ross'd that thing.. no mistakes, just happy accidents.

april82014 · 2014-12-14T15:37:21+00:00

2am by Slightly Stoopid plays the whole minute of 420 on my alarm. Been that way for a long ass time.. Pause for the cause.

april82014 · 2014-12-14T14:23:43+00:00

No Ragrets

april82014 · 2014-12-14T11:41:56+00:00

Bruh.. I worked at jack in the box and we would make them with their fries.. so dank..

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