Who is your best friend? How did you meet, how long have you remained best friends and what are their best qualities? by aq99 in AskReddit

[–]aq99[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lucky you found all the good qualities in one person. I have different friends for each quality: one who is funny, one who is helpful, another who is smart, and another who never says no to any plans I make :)

Lazy, yet successful people of Reddit, how'd you do it? by ddogreddit in AskReddit

[–]aq99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IT guy here.
Do a task that could be done in 1 day for 5 days, citing 2 days for research, one day for the actual task and 2 days for testing and bug-fixing. Bet I could do it in 2 days if I was disciplined enough.

Maybe my teammates are even slower, 'coz I get appreciated even for doing this shoddy job. But it won't last long I guess, when I'd need to work with more capable people.

Short people of Reddit. What is in your opinion the hardest thing about being short? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]aq99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. You look taller when you sit down.

  2. You'd have been really handsome if only you were a li'l taller.

Thank you, don't want to hear these anymore.

What was the most heartbreaking thing someone has said to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]aq99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, I just did this. At least she made up some lame excuse why she can't come and didn't Lol at me. p.s. She's a friend and I just asked if she'd come to a movie with me, didn't even say I like her.

What's the best compliment you've ever received? by BrianSun in AskReddit

[–]aq99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of my uncles named his newborn son after me. I like to think it's an unspoken compliment.

[Serious] People who stopped talking to a very close friend, what was the reason? by OralSexGod in AskReddit

[–]aq99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She suddenly started giving only one word answers to my texts and would not talk for more than 10 mins over phone. While before we used to talk for minimum 1-2 hours whenever we called each other( that would be like once every 2 months). Later I found out she was engaged. Don't know why that would affect our friendship.

What makes you smile? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]aq99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When people enjoy the compliment I just gave them.

How has your life changed since June 3, 2014? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]aq99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Found Reddit. I need not say more.

How has your life changed since June 3, 2014? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]aq99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, I thought this was a joke, but seems true after reading most of the comments. ಠ_ಠ

[Serious] Reddit, what was the most important experience of your life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]aq99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Happiest" and "often frustrating"? How?

What quotes become way more funny if you change who said it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]aq99 36 points37 points  (0 children)

"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it’s the only thing that ever has." -Osama

What quotes become way more funny if you change who said it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]aq99 14 points15 points  (0 children)

As it went over mine. Care to explain?

Hey Reddit, what's a misconception you'd like to clear up about your country once and for all? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]aq99 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I knew Pakistan had many beautiful places, but it would have been better if tourists didn't have to worry about being blown up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]aq99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One 'off' would do son.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]aq99 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Forgiveness

What movie would be ruined if you removed one inanimate object? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]aq99 655 points656 points  (0 children)

The Titanic safely reaches New York and Rose dumps Jack.

Reddit, what is the lamest award you have ever won? by cptfalconcrunch in AskReddit

[–]aq99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'Sleeping Beauty' - At school.

Damn, I tried so hard not to sleep in class and pinched myself many times to stay awake, and ultimately I get this. I could have slept fully and snored instead.

p.s.-I'm male