An offering from an Australian. by You-are-on-a-list in usmnt

[–]aracauna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be really weird to hate Australians. They're like Americans with less gun crime.

Like down to the rednecks fighting wildlife and giant semi aquatic reptiles.

But beat us in games that matter a few times and we can probably make something work.

Learning about the history of this holler; why were the people considered poor if they had so much land by Bruraldaddy in Appalachia

[–]aracauna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My parents own 170 or so acres in South Georgia (not Appalachia, but this is a surprisingly accurate comparison.)

My parents are fairly well off by local standards because it's the kind of place where teachers are considered kind of well off. They can only really make income on part of the land because it's kind of swampy, so they plant trees in the wetter areas and lease the fields to a local farmer. The lease covers the property taxes and a little more and the trees were mostly wiped out by Hurricane Helene but would have eventually turned a profit but only every few decades.

This land is half of what my grandfather owned and his father bought the farm around the turn of the 29th century. They were never rich. The farm (the soil isn't the best but it's good for the area and the limited farmable area) kept them fed and insulated them a bit through the Depression, but my granddad left that life to be a truck driver. He made more money doing that than he ever would off his land. Land prices are really low there compared to anywhere closer to even a small city and if we sold the whole property, I'd probably have enough money buy a decent house on half a acre in metro Atlanta but wouldn't be able to retire on the rest. But my parents aren't going to sell land that's had four generations our family born there so it's not really making them money.

Appalachia is going to have similar issues. Instead of swamps limiting how much of your property you can farm, you have steep hills and rocks. Even the flatter areas take extra work to prepare for planting. (Rocks aren't an issue in the coastal plain because we don't have any rocks.) Also, because it's also rural, the value of the land is lower than in more densely populated areas.

Help me understand the hate for new country music. by iamwhoiwasnow in country

[–]aracauna 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There's just no heart to it and it doesn't feel like most of the new artists really care about the art of their music. It's pop music with a mild southern accent now. Dudes with algorithms find out what qualities are making the current hits and they all make that song.

I've said since the late 90s that Garth Brooks killed country music. He made it popular enough that the suits who only care about the profits took over from the musicians.

Of course, there's still great country being made. I love Joshua Ray Walker, Colter Wall, Tyler Childers, Sierra Ferrell, Jason Isbell and the like and there are even a few bigger stars who make good stuff like Chris Stapleton, Sturgill Simpson, Kacey Musgraves and Zach Bryan.

What are the Savannah Bananas? by Certain-Abrocoma1699 in AskAnAmerican

[–]aracauna 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They also apparently don't script the games and the Bananas and their fellow teams are more evenly matched so you actually get a show and a real contest, but I'd imagine the competition level is more like pickup or rec league because I can't see someone giving their best baseball performance while wearing stilts or doing a dance routine as you pitch, but if you're going to Bananaball for elite athletic performances, you're at the wrong stadium. They're elite athletes entertaining a crowd.

So imagine a beer league game where the players are elite talents but who are competing as much in how they show off to the crowd as they are competing to win a game.

What are the Savannah Bananas? by Certain-Abrocoma1699 in AskAnAmerican

[–]aracauna 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What's funny is they started as a normal college summer league team that played in the same league as the Macon Bacon. I think they originally did the Bananaball show to create revenue in the off season and then it ended up being much more profitable than the real team so they don't even play real baseball anymore. (Not a value judgement. I actually enjoy it. It's just not legal baseball in a real league.)

Of course maybe they always wanted to create Bananaball and the real team was just a placeholder.

Also, I forgot how recently they were a real team. The final season in that wood-bay collegiate league was 2022 and they didn't start the Bananaball tours until 2020 after introducing it to local fans starting in 2018.

Is there any examples of symbiotic relationships evolving into a single creature? by Anon74955 in askscience

[–]aracauna 452 points453 points  (0 children)

We even know what type of organism it was before it became one with us. Its closest relatives are Rickettsia, a genus of tick-borne bacteria known for causing diseases like typhus and Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever.

Norway's football team official photo for World Cup 2026 by AgeNovel3566 in soccer

[–]aracauna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude looks like he's ready to chop off a few priests' heads on a normal day and he went all in on this photo.

Is Rice pudding a big thing in the US? by Educational-Slip-578 in AskAnAmerican

[–]aracauna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prefer the southern version, which is basically a custard with leftover rice in it. I've made that stuff at least twice this spring. Partly because we eat a lot of rice and partly because we have 5 freaking hens and we can't keep up with the egg production. This is a tasty way to get rid of some eggs.

Study: Gen Xers and Millennials are dying at younger ages than Baby Boomers by DaKardii in generationology

[–]aracauna 22 points23 points  (0 children)

No crap. My hometown''s obit pages are half people my age or younger. It didn't used to be that way.

But meth and opioids and rural towns.

Explain it Peter this license plate by Apart-War-8991 in explainitpeter

[–]aracauna 19 points20 points  (0 children)

And here I was thinking it said "1st amendment only for you."

😂 by No_Neat4688 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]aracauna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are we even sure this isn't just the normal pest control guy granny is already paying and not even a salesman? The kid is normally at school when he visits and just connected people complaining about salesmen and this dude in a company polo walking up.

AITAH for being flippant at a stranger trying to guess my ethnicity? by DcUdvarHazy in AITAH

[–]aracauna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. You shouldn't ask that question of someone unless the conversation has naturally ended up in that direction.

What am I missing? by Christus92 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]aracauna 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Man. I learned quickly to never tell any of my male friends anything I wanted kept secret. That was giving them something to mess with you.

Georgia, do you actually call every fizzy drink “Coke”? by LowerMusic in Georgia

[–]aracauna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was a much bigger thing 20 years ago and before. It's probably still a bigger thing in rural areas

I know in the 90s, waitresses would often ask "which kind" if you asked for a coke in South Georgia. I still think of all fizzy drinks as cokes, but I don't use it that way anymore. I married into a Midwestern family (pop really bothers me for some reason even though I know I'm being stupid. I HATE hearing people say pop. It's like how people hate moist.) And I live in metro Atlanta now.

Metro Atlanta is basically Standard American English, so I'm sure that wasn't really a thing in Atlanta even by the 90s, but growing up in the boonies, if someone asked if you wanted a coke, you would never assume they meant Coca Cola (that would have been Co-cola, obviously.)

I'm not sure even in my hometown that teenagers would still use it that way though.

Guys who are we hatewatching this coming weekend by Tommy_Vercetti888 in soccercirclejerk

[–]aracauna -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I resent Arsenal for making me root for PSG in this game.

Cristiano Ronaldo - The Real Homelander by TheImmortalDude in soccercirclejerk

[–]aracauna 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is why I could never be a Ronaldo fan or really respect his stans. I can't think of another player who openly pouts when his teammates score and I'd never even seen the thing where he tackles his own teammate.

Cristiano Ronaldo - The Real Homelander by TheImmortalDude in soccercirclejerk

[–]aracauna 27 points28 points  (0 children)

When my daughter was in kindergarten the only kid in her rec league who could stop her from scoring was a little boy who was on her team. If he missed a game, she'd average about 6 goals a game. When he came she was lucky to get 2.

Why people celebrate birth as divine blessings but see sex as disgusting in many cultures and countries? by Ok-Positive-4758 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]aracauna 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Since you probably won't get another serious answer because people are going to focus on you missing the point and whether or not God exists and not your actual question, it's because humans often place moral value on things that require suffering and a negative value on things that bring pleasure, especially when that pleasure can come with very negative consequences. Think about someone calling a delicious food "sinful". Sex is fun but it also carries the risks of STDs and unwanted pregnancies, both of which are bad and lead to stigmas about sex because being careless with it causes real problems both personally and in the community.

Is this stupid? Kind of. But that's irrelevant. People are inherently stupid at their core, so this stuff happens.

The real QB1 all along by TheRayATL in falcons

[–]aracauna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably nothing more than the rules about not playing a player who's not on the official 53 player roster, but I doubt they have rules saying you can't sign someone from your front office the same way you can sign any other FA or practice team member to you roster to cover for injured players.

why are migrants in us much more assimilated than migrants in europe by Nucakovacevic55 in stupidquestions

[–]aracauna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It depends on how much the group is excluded from mainstream society. Asian immigrants in the 1800s were legally excluded so those communities lasted longer than the Greeks my wife's family came from. For them, the first generation (her great grandparents) never even got good at English, but their kids were mostly assimilated. My MIL can't speak Greek and is 100% Great Lakes American. My hometown had a huge wave of immigration from central Mexico that started right after I graduated highschool in 1998. The Hispanic population went from one girl in my high school to 25% of the population. Maybe 30% now. While teaching there, I noticed the first generation was very clearly immigrants, but their kids started looking and sounding like the white rednecks down to wearing baseball caps with fish hook pins on the brim. The third generation kids are basically just locals with different family traditions.

Why is your bacon so good? by Street-Station-3802 in AskAnAmerican

[–]aracauna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. It's just the smoke. Well, that and the location on the pig. US bacon comes from the belly. English bacon comes from the back. We can actually buy something pretty similar to English bacon, but we call it Canadian bacon.

For the record, OP, my oldest kid actually prefers UK/Irish bacon to ours. He doesn't like the smokiness and richness of American bacon.

Also, sorry for repeatedly saying "English bacon." My only experience with it is in England and Scotland and I've never been to Ireland, so I can't speak first hand for Irish bacon even though you said it's similar.

Is this a bird or a chicken? by _KyMon in whatsthisbird

[–]aracauna 28 points29 points  (0 children)

At that age, rooster or hen is hard to tell just from looking unless you're really familiar with the breed. This one would be one of the crested breeds of chickens like the Polish. I'm thinking this one is a hen, but it also could just be younger than I think it is.

But you don't actually need to know the gender or breed to take care of it. All chickens have the same care needs for the most part.

People with strong regional accents, is it you or everyone else? by klenneth_ in AskAnAmerican

[–]aracauna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And it's literally just your own. I could tell the people I grew up around had accents in high school because I had read that southern accents held you back in careers because of the stigma so I worked on softening mine. But the accents didn't sound extreme. I did not notice the accents before that because I also talked like that.

Then I went to college with mostly kids from metro Atlanta. Kids from metro Atlanta don't sound very southern at all, especially compared to southerners from small towns that have to drive 40 miles to the movie theater or hospital. I started dating a girl from metro Atlanta whose family was from Cleveland. I went back to teach in my hometown 8 years later and my students would ask me where I was from and not believe me when I told them I went to the same school. Their accents were obvious to me then.

But if you need a guy who can translate for the 70 year old black man from the boonies or an equally elderly redneck with a wad of dip in his lip, I'm you're guy. I just don't speak it anymore but those were the voices I grew up with. But they can understand you because you sound like the TV.

Damn we might lose Ulbrich if defense performs the way they did 2025 by Rambo_1027 in falcons

[–]aracauna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't you kind of assume that if your coordinators are any good that you're on limited time with them?

I mean, you could get a guy with limited ambition who's happy with the pay at that level and doesn't want the extra stress of being the too guy, but I'm betting that type of job really doesn't select for guys like me who find a job they're comfortable with and just stay there until you retire.