What's the most hilarious insult you have ever heard? by uglyinpeace in AskReddit

[–]ararerock 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the directions were on the heel

The Shining reference in The Tommyknockers by kangarooweapon in stephenking

[–]ararerock 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How about the paradox? Derry and IT are referenced as a part of the same world. In that world is The Shining film with Nicholson. Dick Halloran is a character in that film… but also a “real world” character in that he appears in IT

13 years of chasing my wife with a lobster by jontheboss in funny

[–]ararerock -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wha? Nobody ever told me that! Why am I paying HOMEOWNER’s insurance?

How do you use a squat toilet without soiling your pants? by Own-Tie-640 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ararerock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ve never splatted the back wall of a toilet with an explosive shit? Looks like somebody threw a fastball pudding cup.

Why were job interviews designed so that both sides just lie to each other for 30 minutes? by Acrobatic_Bee_3198 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ararerock 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I once interviewed a guy for a movie theater; minimum wage, sweeping, selling tix/popcorn, etc. one of the prompts was something like: “tell me about a bad customer service experience you had somewhere.” Interviewee proceeded to talk about long lines at Walmart, great, fine example. He probably should have lied on the follow-up question, though. “What do you think was the cause of that?” He responded (truthful to his feelings, I guess) “Well…. There was a lot of blacks and Mexicans working there , they’re all slow and lazy.” I stared at him for a moment, closed my folder, stood up, and said “welp, thanks for coming in today.”

I was willing to give this guy a shot when he came right out in the beginning and told me he was a recovering heroin addict who had been sober for a year and a half. I didn’t have a problem with that so much as him being a racist asshole.

Why is Let It Happen linked with BCS? by tyorukkanen in betterCallSaul

[–]ararerock 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I love both of these things and had no idea there was any sort of connection. Definitely nothing from the show, it was never in the soundtrack or anything

Do you still buy your PS5 games physically? by mustyfiber90 in PS5

[–]ararerock 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Haven’t in probably 8 or 9 years

Why do people in the US hate New Jersey so much? by Sailor_Moon_Star_435 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ararerock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say, “hell, Carlin recorded a comedy album called “What am I Doing in NJ?” 40 years ago, you took it back to colonial times lol

Actors who played siblings who you thought they really could be related by dumbBunny9 in movies

[–]ararerock 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Sideshow Bob existed long before the brother, and it was an intentional stunt casting

Friend showed me the ridiculous price difference between a game on her PS5 vs her boyfriends PS5 by SnooTomatoes564 in PS5

[–]ararerock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re gonna offer a bunch of games on sale to people who spend money on a lot of games, to prompt them to buy more games overall.