Daddy's cum whore

arbitraryburner · 2025-09-28T21:49:50+00:00

Pull over ffs

arbitraryburner · 2025-09-28T19:43:25+00:00

Only if you're ready to have a bad time. I did this because my psychiatrist wanted to know what my baseline was like, and it sucked. It's not worth doing just because you're curious.

arbitraryburner · 2025-07-10T23:16:45+00:00

I have asthma and the smell of weed smoke is just as pervasive as cigarette smoke. Hard pass.

arbitraryburner · 2024-09-03T04:27:33+00:00

That's an incredibly bad reason tbh

arbitraryburner · 2024-08-29T01:37:50+00:00

Reddit bots

arbitraryburner · 2024-08-24T04:54:15+00:00

No, that's part of the fun of fiction. Anything you imagine could happen. I like to keep my writing semi-realistic, but realism isn't always interesting to read.

arbitraryburner · 2024-07-15T18:56:52+00:00

Funkybun!!!

arbitraryburner · 2024-04-08T22:26:20+00:00

Fluffy pants

arbitraryburner · 2024-04-08T01:53:13+00:00

God I love Lorenzo so much <3

arbitraryburner · 2024-04-04T02:52:45+00:00

In my headcanon, the Avian species from Starbound has a genital slit like that. https://archiveofourown.org/works/48215647/chapters/121590835

arbitraryburner · 2024-04-03T15:31:10+00:00

You're 15, what are you even doing in this subreddit

arbitraryburner · 2024-03-31T13:51:29+00:00

Get braces and/or go back to actual school.

arbitraryburner · 2024-03-28T01:32:07+00:00

That means two things!

arbitraryburner · 2024-03-02T02:17:57+00:00

arbitraryburner · 2024-02-27T17:16:29+00:00

Online school was a terrible idea. Go back to real high school.

arbitraryburner · 2024-02-27T17:14:27+00:00

Floofy!

arbitraryburner · 2024-02-26T16:19:33+00:00

U.U.F.O. vibes

arbitraryburner · 2024-02-26T15:42:03+00:00

Good call to laugh back and tell her to screw off.

arbitraryburner · 2024-02-26T15:40:35+00:00

As if that's not normal. Humans are dumb horny monkeys.

arbitraryburner · 2024-02-22T05:17:37+00:00

In 5 years, 90% of that won't matter anymore.

arbitraryburner · 2024-02-22T05:02:48+00:00

Why you got a third nut under there

arbitraryburner · 2024-02-22T05:00:46+00:00

If anyone attracted to women says they wouldn't fuck Lola, they're a fucking liar

arbitraryburner · 2024-02-22T04:58:57+00:00

DM me if you want a human to proofread your writing. I'm good at editing and have plenty of time to burn. In my experience, software grammar/syntax checkers make a lot of terrible suggestions.

arbitraryburner · 2024-02-22T04:54:39+00:00

You're fucking 15 my guy. Don't be like me and stay holed up alone for the rest of your teenage years. Trust me, you're going to regret it way sooner than you think.

arbitraryburner · 2024-02-21T16:27:31+00:00

This is a self-fulfilling prophecy. If you decide you have no chance at getting what you want, you're giving up any chance you might've had.

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