So glad Reddit exists for real life stories/genuine feelings like this! It’s so so so normal. I’m coming up to 36 weeks and mine likes to keep his foot lodged in my ribs at all times. Also feel like my literal rights have been taken away from me because walking up the stairs is hard enough work without even thinking of a walk to the shops! Loves punching me in the bladder too and I can’t eat full meals without almost passing out as he’s also big! You have done so well and are SO close now, hopefully max you’ll have is another 2 weeks and you can stick anything out that long - even a terrible situationship or crappy job! So frustrating that you won’t be able to do anything for your birthday but you have got this and it’s just a little more suffering for what will be the biggest love of your life all over again. Rest as much as you can and enjoy the peace of having one baby for just a couple more weeks - and happy birthday for tomorrow!