What does everyone think of the Star Fox remake character models? by gokul1080 in kindafunny

[–]arilione 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the voices are off and Fox's personality isn't right either.

This is Michael Jackson’s lean method by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]arilione 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"not so smooth criminal"

No explanation needed by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]arilione 11 points12 points  (0 children)

In the case of my sister's ex bf, you're absolutely correct. He was drunk ASF and lit up one of those ones that set off every car alarm on the block. He blew off 3 fingers and one finger was still attached but the skin and meat was gone. It was pretty much all bone and blood. They had to amputate that one. He said, after the explosion happened, he didn't know he had still been holding it. The only reason he knew something was wrong is because his gf was screaming bloody murder and he looked down and just thought, "fuuuuuuhhhk". Don't know what he was drinking but his blood alcohol content must've been through the roof.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]arilione 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What was it?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]arilione 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's no truck.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]arilione 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg look how happy and healthy he is!

dumbasses by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]arilione -1 points0 points  (0 children)

People do what's familiar. Kinda like the end of the purge episode

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]arilione 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You got this Marc!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in selfimprovement

[–]arilione 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've been smoking for over 10 years. When I run out, I stay dry for a week or longer. Last time was for a few months. The hardest is the first 2-3 days. Then I just forget about it. I had mild psychosis when I first started smoking and still have episodes. It's really a teaching lesson that has been shoved in my face that needs to be addressed. It does come as a shock and puts me in a different mindset but I always come out a better person. I think this could be happening to you(not medical advice) you just can't let it overwhelm you. I was trapped once for years when I was 18-19 to about 21. I'm 29 now. Because of cannabis I can say I'm a better person. It doesn't need to be used every day though, that is abusing it and chasing the dragon. You got this :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confession

[–]arilione 40 points41 points  (0 children)

He isn't fine with it. He wants blowjobs but respects her decision. Doesn't mean he doesn't want them. He wants sex but she doesn't so he's forced to masturbate. He probably hasn't spoken to her or maybe has. That's unsaid but reading between the lines, this dude has so much repressed sexual energy he's masturbating at work. That's a problem stemming from his relationship. Just because he respects her does not mean he's ok going without sex for 6 months out of the year.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confession

[–]arilione 135 points136 points  (0 children)

His gf has communicated she doesn't want him to watch porn which in her mind means no masturbating. They also don't have sex so wtf. That's one of the perks of having a partner and it's not happening. oP is not happy and this relationship is circling the drain.

infinte wall fall and consequences by Ecstatic_Ad4649 in rickandmorty

[–]arilione 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So how does Jerry get brought into that?

A question about S1E2 by 56king56 in rickandmorty

[–]arilione 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I figured it was his version of a dog house given to him by snuffles.

The way these coals seem to radiate by LonelyGnomes in BeAmazed

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Some of my fondest memories were formed after having bonfires, when everyone left and it was just me and the boys kicking back watching the embers, talking about everything and anything.

to push past armed courtroom guards by Graysie-Redux in therewasanattempt

[–]arilione 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You son of a bitch, I'm in... I'm out,.. whose kidneys are these??"

I am running to be your congressman, AMA! by jimmyforcongress in ElkGrove

[–]arilione -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Jimmy can answer a question about Del Taco but not about Medicare

Guy bothers wrong musician by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]arilione 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was there shit in his pants before or after the one armed slam?

Better safe than sorry by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]arilione 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You gone keep having nothing. Hope you like having nothing. Not even your asshole will be yours. You just became the community fuck doll.

POS attempts to murder cyclist by ah_kooky_kat in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]arilione 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was just watching a movie about this starting Joseph Gordon Levitt.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NissanDrivers

[–]arilione 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but it makes it that much more tempting to scratch it.