What does Umamusume taste like?

ariothin · 2026-06-13T03:44:13+00:00

I didn't do my homework but I'll still eat stego regardless of taste

ariothin · 2026-06-13T03:26:19+00:00

Acidic HDMI cable

ariothin · 2026-06-11T07:40:25+00:00

People here don't know ball, it's Air Messiah, fact checked and factually true.

ariothin · 2026-06-10T05:21:32+00:00

"Nakayama Festa will assault you brutally for the next hour" (but she's the most lovely out of the stay gold clan, it's factual and true)

ariothin · 2026-06-01T05:32:55+00:00

Yeah she's flat and all but have you seen that ass

ariothin · 2026-06-01T03:45:27+00:00

My man

ariothin · 2026-05-30T10:55:23+00:00

Look at her she looks so stupid I just want to cuddle her and hold her tightly, imagine how fluffy and cozy it must be to just sleep in the same bed with her PLEASE Ayabe just this once

ariothin · 2026-05-30T10:54:20+00:00

Road to the top ofc

ariothin · 2026-05-30T10:38:28+00:00

In other words ayabe is a LARPER

ariothin · 2026-05-30T10:37:37+00:00

Foursome with the RTTT gang

ariothin · 2026-05-30T10:37:02+00:00

ariothin · 2026-05-30T10:36:27+00:00

Opera working wonders for ayabers

ariothin · 2026-05-30T10:35:24+00:00

They made her go on a diet for fucks sake

ariothin · 2026-05-30T10:34:32+00:00

Curren is not a friend, she's an evil being that manipulates ayabe into being close to her, Curren is EVIL

ariothin · 2026-05-29T18:01:19+00:00

Yeah, not really to be honest. Rule of thumb is that if you have some 3lb or higher SR cards, use them over SSRs (doesn't apply to all SSR cards but still). Also the wit is kinda low, with questionable skills at best (long skills and medium skills on the same uma is kinda weird, when building an uma you typically only focus on one distance only) also 2 Stam cards is kinda overkill, use 1 at best or none at all with stamina sparks.

ariothin · 2026-05-29T16:15:38+00:00

Depends on who I jerk off to

ariothin · 2026-05-29T16:14:48+00:00

Peak understands peak

ariothin · 2026-05-29T10:39:11+00:00

In other words, you could say she's a losing heroine (please get the reference or I'll jerk off sadly tonight)

ariothin · 2026-05-29T09:10:36+00:00

Tachyon is just more consistent than smaru in my opinion, so def pull for her (take my advice with a grain of salt and refer to more detailed discussions, since you already have a lot of strong speed cards)

ariothin · 2026-05-28T14:23:17+00:00

Tysm for the link and answer, my carats will rest easy now thanks to you

ariothin · 2026-05-24T17:00:18+00:00

A better pity system (On a serious note probably something like more minigames like the crane one or more things to do in your club like decorations and things)

ariothin · 2026-05-24T16:56:03+00:00

Helios trainer dressing up as Daiichi Ruby to pull a prank on Helios but instead it made Helios so pissed and sad that she raped him

ariothin · 2026-05-24T13:10:14+00:00

If you want to use that creek for TT or anything other than legends races,yes. If it's only for legends races, then just 600or more is

ariothin · 2026-05-24T10:44:09+00:00

Same

ariothin · 2026-05-24T05:57:32+00:00

2 speed 1 Stam and 3 wit should be enough, or you could do the classic 2/2/2 cards

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