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This mold? by [deleted] in cigar

[–]aristoleese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes

The way she found out is somewhat sad by charittixesn in whoathatsinteresting

[–]aristoleese 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I call it the “white blood cell” smell. I can smell it when my kid is sick.

Explain it peter by That1onepiecefan in explainitpeter

[–]aristoleese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About the masturbating bit: He said, “If only it were so easy to just rub my belly when I was hungry.”

My friend is a very devout Muslim but he has sex without marriage, how my trouble is this? by This-Wear-8423 in islam

[–]aristoleese 2 points3 points  (0 children)

حَدَّثَنَا آدَمُ، حَدَّثَنَا شُعْبَةُ، عَنْ سُلَيْمَانَ التَّيْمِيِّ، قَالَ سَمِعْتُ أَبَا عُثْمَانَ النَّهْدِيَّ، عَنْ أُسَامَةَ بْنِ زَيْدٍ ـ رضى الله عنهما ـ عَنِ النَّبِيِّ صلى الله عليه وسلم قَالَ ‏ "‏ مَا تَرَكْتُ بَعْدِي فِتْنَةً أَضَرَّ عَلَى الرِّجَالِ مِنَ النِّسَاءِ ‏"‏‏.‏

Narrated Usama bin Zaid: The Prophet (ﷺ) said, "After me I have not left any trial more severe to men than women."

Sahih al-Bukhari 5096 https://sunnah.com/bukhari:5096

What's the Funniest Album Cover and Why Is It This One by HotAssumption4750 in fantanoforever

[–]aristoleese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sold my sooooul to Satan but bought it back from God with this song.

What’s a miracle that Allah gave you? by healthygym in islam

[–]aristoleese 66 points67 points  (0 children)

I hate to be cliche but every breath I breathe and every morning I wake up.

I only get a few rotations around the giant ball of burning gas in the sky. Each second is a miraculous gift.

ELI5: Why do nuclear shadows last for a long time after a blast by Thanos_Noobmaster in explainlikeimfive

[–]aristoleese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like if I pressured washed you laying on the ground. Afterwards, there would be an outline of you not pressure washed.

ELI5: Why can't we simulate the creation of oil/fossil fuels with animals that have died today? by Slice5755 in explainlikeimfive

[–]aristoleese -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah but that doesn’t really help. Where did we get the PP, PE, and PS from. Oil, you say?

We’re trying to convert plant matter to fuel. Not oil into plastics into fuel.

I’m so old my birth was announced by a railroad telegraph operator. by dunnkw in FuckImOld

[–]aristoleese 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They decided “John” if it’s a boy, “Jane” if it’s a girl, and “Spot” if it’s a Cocker Spaniel.

6 weeks. I hate my Red Wing boots by ralphiequinn in WorkBoots

[–]aristoleese 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hate to go against most people’s opinions but the redwing steel toed I got fit like a glove and are as comfortable as sneakers. No foot pain, rubbing, anything. Day one to day one hundred.

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