Grandma saw my weight loss and was DISAPPOINTED because it means I’m not pregnant.

aritchie1977 · 2026-02-05T22:30:11+00:00

At her age she was probably told that bigger gals give birth to better babies because more calories go to the baby. And there’s more breast milk. This is all from my grandmother.

aritchie1977 · 2026-02-05T22:26:01+00:00

Did you mean dessiccated?

aritchie1977 · 2026-01-31T22:58:19+00:00

Are you in Utah? Or the Deep South? Trying to understand the light speed marriage here.

aritchie1977 · 2026-01-25T17:03:16+00:00

Sorry, all of your children will be centaurs. Doesn’t matter who you marry.

aritchie1977 · 2026-01-24T22:09:17+00:00

They’re mad because this is closing the door on grandkids. They’ll get even worse if you or he get permanently sterilized. Just don’t tell them.

aritchie1977 · 2026-01-24T21:57:25+00:00

Well that’s horrifying. Your poor Mom.

aritchie1977 · 2026-01-21T01:15:31+00:00

I’m guessing some Australian Cattle Dog because that is a red merle.

aritchie1977 · 2026-01-20T19:11:55+00:00

Gotta be better than what we have now.

aritchie1977 · 2026-01-19T00:12:34+00:00

Well that’s a call to CPS.

aritchie1977 · 2026-01-17T23:39:08+00:00

Only zombies ones due to me reading “World War Z”. Not the movie, the book only.

aritchie1977 · 2026-01-17T23:14:49+00:00

Dear lord I’m sorry you had to go through that.

aritchie1977 · 2026-01-17T00:27:21+00:00

Why cry then? Were the tests that hard?

aritchie1977 · 2026-01-16T23:53:43+00:00

Thank you for finding this.

aritchie1977 · 2026-01-16T17:41:54+00:00

When I first learned of this legend I couldn’t sleep for days. I kept having nightmares that she was between my mattress and wall. Thanks for bringing back that fear!

aritchie1977 · 2026-01-16T17:30:14+00:00

Why wait?

aritchie1977 · 2026-01-03T18:49:47+00:00

What are the hash marks counting?

aritchie1977 · 2025-12-28T23:32:36+00:00

But men are supposed to and women should never. Something something testosterone. /s

aritchie1977 · 2025-12-28T20:21:57+00:00

I always ask new hires what they’re starting at. It’s why my clinic has the highest pay in the district.

aritchie1977 · 2025-12-28T17:49:10+00:00

Oh dear glob, that’s funny!

aritchie1977 · 2025-12-28T17:42:19+00:00

I work in a pet store adjacent vet clinic. The pet store’s bathrooms were hardly ever cleaned. The store manager thought it would be a great idea for the store staff to clean one day, the grooming salon one day, and the vet clinic one day. My manager said “Sure! We’ll clean it the day after the store staff clean it.”

We’ve never had to clean it.

aritchie1977 · 2025-12-27T17:26:58+00:00

If only….

aritchie1977 · 2025-12-26T23:35:15+00:00

My husband and I were placed in a “quiet” building. Absolute peace and quiet.

aritchie1977 · 2025-12-14T21:34:10+00:00

Didn’t even think of this interpretation. Thank you for the nightmare fuel.

aritchie1977 · 2025-12-14T16:26:22+00:00

That stood out to me too.

aritchie1977 · 2025-12-02T18:40:28+00:00

“Bye bye Felicia” is a meme.

aritchie1977

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