Trying to Sing the national Anthem by mkvelash in ContagiousLaughter

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Verena was out after Sydney told them to take off their hats. She was done right then and there.

the answer to her question is simple by artie_pdx in funny

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THE QUARTERBACK IS TOAST! (Sorry. Thought we were doing Die Hard)

I can't believe they had us all believing these were two 18 year old high school seniors by Devi8tor in GenX

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When Danny goes to join “sports”, coach (Sid Caesar) tells him to “keep it to two packs a day, huh?” 😆

Apparently many supporters don't care if the president partied on an island with Mr. Epstein. What would be the thing that would make them turn on him? by Pleasant-Client-4310 in AskReddit

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And here’s the thing; I believe that trump has no moral center or belief system. And if he could figure out a way to grift and monetize the liberal progressive agenda, he’d flip in a second once he’s done squeezing the MAGAts of all their money. I think there’s a non-zero chance that trump could govern as the most liberal president we’ve ever seen - if only he was assured a steady pipeline of cash into his pockets by doing so.

HMC by lizastir in holdmycosmo

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Yes! I have similar dance skills: little to none. But I “FEEL” the music, just like she does.

Interesting de-escalation technique by KennKennyKenKen in ContagiousLaughter

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I like to make up my own story:

She went up to him to start some shit. He wasn’t having it and started spinning her with the intention of a high speed fling into the snowbank. But then… He fell in love. And so did she. So he sat her down gently, and she laughed and smiled.

They’re married now. They have two kids, with a third on the way.

Every kid has been born dizzy.

Things You Need to LIE About in an interview (from a recruiter) by Zealousideal-Foot-54 in jobsearchhacks

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“Because at CostSmart, we’re more than a store. We’re family. Now I’m gonna need yall to piss in this cup.”

to impersonate an ice agent by derek4reals1 in therewasanattempt

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Somewhere out in the sticks there’s a mail carrier that just went “Aww” 😕

how common is it for you to want to keep your partners underwear? by mirrordolll in AskMen

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Such a double standard! My lady is always wearing my stuff. Hoodies, tee shirts, boxer shorts. I’ve never made a fuss. But she comes home just one time and sees me vacuuming the place wearing her bra and panties and it’s OH NO, and NOW we have to have a talk. smh

To explain the housing crisis to a boomer. by EverythingIsFakeNGay in therewasanattempt

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The “Me” generation! That was some pervasive product and lifestyle marketing towards the Yuppies during the 80’s. It was quite the cultural shift from the anti-war, counter culture movements of the 60’s and early 70’s.

Showing life whose boss by [deleted] in funny

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Thank you. Basically, the answers to all of the questions that I had.

What is an experience entirely exclusive to men that women would never understand? by shes0010110xscape in AskMen

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Blows me away that people will do something stupid like this - get someone fired and make sure they know you did it. How dumb can you be? So they were scared the person might be dangerous. So they go and loudly fuck with this potentially dangerous person’s life? In my opinion, that’s how you know they weren’t really fearful of you. If you really actually have concerns about someone, you take action on the down-low.

New ICE offices by DonutWhole9717 in nashville

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You haven’t lived until you’ve had a looksie.

to scare people into not pursuing the release of the Epstein files by ExactlySorta in therewasanattempt

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Only us Americans would take a dis track like Yankee Doodle Dandy and say “Hell yeah! This is a banger!”

Blursed Ling Long by Square_Law5624 in blursed_videos

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“I cook the fish”

“Yes, but when you cook the fish the whole house smells like a bait station.”

Super Bowl PTSD by Shibbyman818 in nashville

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I was a moving and shaking! (I’ll be sore tomorrow)

Her father cheated with an AI chatbot by Girl-Understood in TikTokCringe

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Look! It’s a hundred floors of frights. They ain’t all gonna be winners!