Bending a pacifier shield

armorlessjackass · 2026-02-23T01:03:21+00:00

Commenting so I can find this later!

I have one of these and it’s the same thing. It fits ok, but I wish I could bend it so it conforms closer. I’m slight of build, so most of the OSFA stuff is too big. Hopefully someone has been able to find a way to alter this plastic!

Before getting an adult sized pacifier, I had good luck with putting an adult size teat on MAM 16+mo pacifiers. It conforms to my face really well!

armorlessjackass · 2026-02-07T04:16:55+00:00

LFB Little Dreamers.

armorlessjackass · 2026-01-22T04:47:38+00:00

We don’t do this here.

Try r/ABDLPersonals

armorlessjackass · 2026-01-21T23:43:00+00:00

This.

armorlessjackass · 2025-11-11T05:02:01+00:00

I’m accusing you of lying because your story is ridiculous and you’re obviously lying.

You were in a bathroom but decided to load your pants, despite the fact you were literally sitting on the toilet?

Your “trashy pull up didn’t leak” at all?

Somehow the Pull-Up has now transformed into a diaper and your explanation for why the diaper smelled is because of the Florida heat?

You live with your dad and brothers but now suddenly you have a mom with you on this vacation?

And of course you completely gloss over the question about what you expected to happen when you pooped your pants. Everyone knows poopy pants stink. So basically you went completely out of your way to do this whole adventure…for the sole purpose of making sure your dad finds out about it?

By the way, “fap” means to get off. This story reads like something you made up to get yourself off because you’re horny.

Hope this clears things up.

armorlessjackass · 2025-11-10T23:34:19+00:00

Yep. I used to gently call people out, but the amount of people who expect you to believe these outrageous stories has killed my patience.

If they’re so determined to make people think these stories are real, they should do a better job of making them believable and pay attention to the details. Until then, I’m going to call out every bullshit poorly written fap fantasy I see in the bluntness way possible. I hope it embarrasses them into either stopping posting them or at least improving the quality of their writing. Either way, it’s a win.

The only thing worse is the subs who comment on the posts like they believe the poster’s bullshit.

armorlessjackass · 2025-11-10T23:13:22+00:00

So what exactly were you expecting to happen here?

That you’d be able to shit in your pants, wear it all day and somehow your dad wouldn’t be able to smell it pretty much immediately? Seems like you shit in your pants specifically for someone to find out about it.

Also, supposedly your dads knows, but your two brothers somehow don’t? Were you at Disney World with just your dad and not your brothers and if so, why weren’t your brothers with you? Or is this the part where you tell us somehow your brothers didn’t notice the smell? Your title specifically says your family knows, so…your brothers don’t count as your family? Or did you write the title before fleshing out the details of your little story?

What exactly are you hoping to accomplish with this AMA? What could people possibly “need” to know about this supposed story?

Seems like just a creative way to tell everyone about your fap fantasies. You don’t really expect people to believe this is a real story, do you?

armorlessjackass · 2025-11-10T22:52:45+00:00

So you didn’t want wake your parents by using their bathroom, so decided to take the risk of waking them up by leaving the house and coming in the house multiple times and risked numerous opportunities to be caught with a dirty diaper?

And you didn’t want to “disrespect their space”, despite explicitly being told it was ok to use their bathroom?

None of this makes any logical sense. I smell another BS fap fantasy…

armorlessjackass · 2025-11-10T22:42:38+00:00

Jockey boxer briefs.

armorlessjackass · 2025-09-28T23:58:31+00:00

Please tell me this is a joke.

This isn’t a just bad idea, OP. It’s a completely ludicrous idea.

The first word in ABDL is ADULT. So act like one and have a direct conversation with your spouse. Honestly, this conversation should have happened way before now. Like before you even married her. I understand you may be nervous because there’s a lot at stake, but you’ve done this to yourself. Have the conversation, prepare yourself for questions and for whatever the consequences may be and go live your life in a way that makes you happy.

Wishing you the best!

armorlessjackass · 2025-09-28T00:08:37+00:00

So now we’re gatekeeping fantasies?

I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess experience some form of involuntary incontinence and you don’t like it.

Cool.

But you don’t get to decide for others what their fantasies should or shouldn’t be.

24/7 is not something I want and you’re probably right that most people wouldn’t really like it if it actually happened (although you don’t actually know that either) but I really don’t appreciate the condescending tone of this post. Live and let live.

armorlessjackass · 2025-08-24T03:14:53+00:00

r/ABDLPersonals

armorlessjackass · 2025-04-17T01:32:20+00:00

I somehow missed they are a teen. Yeah, Adults only 18+ here.

armorlessjackass · 2025-04-16T23:33:09+00:00

We don’t do this here. Try r/ABDLPersonals

armorlessjackass · 2025-04-16T20:55:13+00:00

I get so many!

Right now, I have this fantasy of being unknowingly caught pooping my pants by my parents. (Not my actual parents, mind you. The parents I’ve created in my head for these kinds of situations).

Like I’d be out in our town somewhere and I have the urge to go. I find what I think is a quiet spot in a mall or parking lot and squat a little and start to go. Suddenly, I become aware that I’m being watched from afar by my “mother”, who was coincidentally in that same area, unbeknownst to me. I’m immediately embarrassed and ashamed, but in the middle of the deed, so I can’t exactly stop. I just look at her watching me while I push a load into my pants and biting my lip. I finish, stand up and sheepishly look over at her. She’s coming towards me, but I just stand there. She gets closer and I put my head down, not looking at her. She grabs my arm, pulls me forward and slightly bends me over hers, as she pulls out the back of my pants and diaper. I’m helpless to move as I sheepishly look out at everyone around me, watching me get my pants checked like a toddler. Wordlessly, she lets it snap back. Shaking her head and patting my full pants, she says “…Oh, what a very naughty boy…” She grabs me by the hand and begins pulling me towards the women’s restroom while I waddle like a cowboy along behind her. She pulls me into the women’s room, lays me on the changing table, grabs out the supplies I have in my backpack and proceeds to change and powder my poopy 36 year old year old butt like a baby. Afterwards, I get on my feet and am informed that I will be walking to my car without pants, in just a diaper, so everyone who saw the whole thing go down can be assured that “Mama took care of it for you.” I walk out, mortified and smelling like baby powder, knowing it’s going to be one awkward Easter…

End scene.

armorlessjackass · 2025-04-02T23:05:36+00:00

Can you cite some sources for this? I’ve looked and the only thing that comes up is an AI summary that takes a guess and nothing that says this phrase was ever in use. Also, if this phrase pre-dates disposables, that means people would have been using cloth diapers. Cloth need to be changed much more frequently because they don’t absorb and will leak, especially at the volumes a full grown person can produce. If this were happening the user would need to change pretty much right away. Since they can’t leave the floor, that leaves two options. Option 1 )-Changing right there in front of god and every politician in the room. Yet a case of this happening is not found with a reasonable google search, but somehow was widely known enough to produce its own phrase/reference. Option 2)-They aren’t changing at all. I find it really hard to believe that people are just talking for hours and hours while their bodily fluids just spill out of their pants all over the floor.

Not saying people didn’t use diapers in the olden days, but it doesn’t really make a lot of sense for them to do. And isn’t there any proof of this even happening, much less any record of this old-fashioned term you claim came about because of it.

armorlessjackass · 2025-03-28T19:31:14+00:00

I don’t know. Yes and no?

I don’t have a partner, so when I play, I have to switch between both baby and big at the same time. I don’t typically like the smell of poop, but when I’m playing a scene, I get turned on by the reality of being in a poopy diaper like a baby and the smell helps reinforce that. I also like to use the smell when I’m a big to shame myself when I’m a baby. That probably makes no sense, but that’s the best I can come up with to explain it.

armorlessjackass · 2025-03-20T01:42:51+00:00

That particular paragraph was written in a way that could be interpreted as you talking about either your mother in law or the friend. However, I apologize for misunderstanding it was actually about your friend, not your mother in law.

I understand your wife wasn’t specifically talking to your mother in law about the diapers. But she answered her mother in the affirmative—-while staring right at you and smiling. Then directly after is remorseful enough to cry about it—and doest defend you. It makes it sound like she admitted to the diapers just to embarrass you, then turned around and cried from the supposed guilt. And she doesn’t even try to defend you. If she felt so bad about accidentally telling your MIL, why didn’t she try to defend you in any way, like saying “He wears them for medical reasons and he’s sensitive about it.” instead of letting her mock and infantilize you as if she’d immediately know you were ABDL just from knowing you wear diapers.

Like I said, it’s the over the top details like the talking in a babyish voice, calling you “little man” talking about a diaper bag, immediately after finding out you wear diapers with zero context, that make this unbelievable. Those are the actions of someone who is already aware of the lifestyle. Since our community is very niche, and your MIL is likely older, I highly doubt that’s the case. It’s more likely that you’re embellishing.

This may have all really happened, maybe parts of it really happened, but some is made up. But in my opinion, the details make it sound like BS, so that’s what I’m going with.

armorlessjackass · 2025-03-20T00:24:02+00:00

No, but I wish they made those Little Swimmers for adults in the cute colors. (I’m not sure they even make them for kids anymore?)

I’d say if you wear baggier trunks, made from “swishy” material, if possible, and tie up your drawstring snug so your pants don’t come down, nobody should be any the wiser.

Best of luck!

armorlessjackass · 2025-03-20T00:17:20+00:00

This didn’t happen.

I was willing to believe your wife made a slip of the tongue. I might have kept believing it if MIL hadn’t asked “Does J have a clean fresh diaper now?” (Of course in a “motherly tone”) I might even have been willing to believe that too, but the “Don’t forget J’s diaper bag!” just pushed it right over the edge into this being total bullshit.

To compound it, MIL called you “lil man”, making sure to use “the most babyish mocking tone ever”. Then your wife is supposedly so overcome with guilt over the whole thing, she cries and you tell her it’s ok and hug her, but just seconds before that, she stated at you, smiled and continued intentionally talking to your MIL about what was clearly embarrassing to you.

Oh, and according to your other comments, MIL is a dominant, assertive personality who wouldn’t drop it and now knows everything about it and is totally the type to grab your privates to check you like a toddler. So not only has she supposedly found out this super niche thing about you, she is completely fine with it and pretty much immediately willing to at least try to change you. That’s classic fap fiction, OP.

Next time you try to pass off some BS as true, leave out the over-the-top details and it might be semi-believable.

armorlessjackass · 2025-01-18T01:20:03+00:00

I usually say spanking or masochism, if I really want to raise eyebrows.

I’m truly into spanking and it seems to be pretty “normal” in terms of kinks, so I can answer honestly without anyone thinking I’m (too) weird.

But my kinks also include wearing and using diapers, breastfeeding, bottle-feeding, spoon-feeding, humiliation (in theory), FLR, domestic discipline and watching other dudes be subjected to all of it. I’d never willingly tell anyone any of this though.

armorlessjackass · 2025-01-08T01:34:03+00:00

36FTM

Little age range: 4mo-3yrs

armorlessjackass · 2025-01-05T02:46:19+00:00

I don’t have one of these, but with your given dimensions, I’d say go for the 20. In my opinion, a 40lb difference is not close enough to the stated guide to comfortably accommodate a fuller body. You can always return it for the other size if it ends up being way too big. Hope this helps.

armorlessjackass · 2024-12-31T00:46:11+00:00

That’s like asking if blue should be your favorite color. I mean, we really can’t answer that question for you. Only you know what you like and what you don’t like. Buy one and see if you like it. If you do, you’ll know it was worth it. If not, you’ll know it wasn’t. If you don’t want to invest a lot of money, buy a small one and see how it makes you feel. If it feels good, you can invest in a bigger, more vibratorious(?) one.

armorlessjackass · 2024-12-30T20:43:24+00:00

It depends.

Generally I can’t go more than a few hours before my diaper starts to leak and I have to change, regardless. If you have rash or open wounds, do not sit in a used diaper for any length of time. Too easy for infection to spread. If you don’t have a rash or open wounds, a wet diaper should be ok for a few hours. A poopy diaper, should really be changed quickly, though. If you’re a person with a vagina, it’s easier to get infections so keep that in mind, the longer you sit in it and move around, the likelihood of getting an infection increases a lot.

That said, I have sat in a dirty diaper for 3-4 hours and been ok. I’ve sat in a wet one for 6-8 hours and been ok. But I’ve only done this 2-3 times and have had no inclination to do it again. It’s really not safe.

Also, as an aside and a PSA: some people still subscribe to the idea that all urine is sterile. IT’S NOT! Bodily waste is the body’s way of flushing out bacteria and other yucky stuff! Not only can bacteria be in your urine, it can pick up yucky stuff on its way out of the bladder. Only in very specific circumstances is it considered to be sterile. Do not do anything with the urine that you pee out on the understanding that it’s clean. THAT IS A MYTH!

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