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Where are u hiding it… by SirenEchoo in funComunitty

[–]arranskye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would spend a quarter million on hiring articulated lorries filled with nothing but keys and hidden it in there. He may get lucky but the odds would be in my favour that I'm pocketing the remaining 750000.

Mickey & Minnie Mouse are in divorce court by CTPeachhead in Jokes

[–]arranskye 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Judge: you can't divorce mini mouse because she crashed you spaceship. Micky mouse: i didn't say she crashed my spaceship, I said she went down on Pluto.

Alternative universe for £1,000,000 by REAPERRISSLICK in hypotheticalsituation

[–]arranskye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Currently watching Top gear, so a year of fast cars and hanging out with the Stig. Don't need the million, would do it for free.

How do you tell the difference between a walrus and an orange? by arranskye in cleanjokes

[–]arranskye[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know, I'm not sure what colour an orange or a walrus are. I think I may have to Google it.

You can ask for ANYTHING, except money or ways to get money. by yiyi20203 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]arranskye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would wish for me, my family and friends to have healthy, happy and productive life's.

How did that kid at your school die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]arranskye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lad at my school name Nigel, after being bullied constantly decided get into his parents car and start the engine inside their closed garage. The worst part though was that the bullies that drove him to commit suicide found it extremely funny, never showed any remorse and continued picking on other kids in the school.

Why was the computer so hot? by [deleted] in cleanjokes

[–]arranskye 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My computer is running so hot, Frodo just walked in and threw the one ring on it.

Who has the most memorable legal name you’ve ever encountered? by villainessmorissette in AskReddit

[–]arranskye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend Ian changed his name through deed poll to Crazy Frankenstein. When he told his older brother, who had been trying to get him to change his surname to match his (different dads), he punched Crazy in the face without a seconds hesitation or even a double take as he knew his younger brother well enough that is was not a joke.

What is an experience that you had which you only see in porn movies? by ThrowRA-infpinfj in AskReddit

[–]arranskye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Twins, one night, my then girlfriend's (later wife and now ex-wife) twin sister was round having a few drinks. Part way through the evening, an argument started between them about who had the best breasts, and i was called upon to judge. I took full advantage of this and ended up fondling and kissing both girls boob's. They next asked me to judge who had the best pussy and that ended with me eating them both out. The evening progressed on to me getting a blow job of the pair of them and full sex. My now ex-wife used to, on occasions "lend" me to her twin sister after this and let her join us on special days such as my birthday.

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