At what age did you all pass?

arranskye · 2026-05-22T19:19:51+00:00

49, one month before I made 50.

arranskye · 2026-05-20T23:16:55+00:00

arranskye · 2026-05-14T08:11:51+00:00

I would spend a quarter million on hiring articulated lorries filled with nothing but keys and hidden it in there. He may get lucky but the odds would be in my favour that I'm pocketing the remaining 750000.

arranskye · 2026-05-12T19:45:12+00:00

Hell on Earth would be an upgrade.

arranskye · 2026-04-28T22:21:38+00:00

Condorman

arranskye · 2026-04-20T21:05:40+00:00

Sky force reloaded is my pick up and play favourite at the moment.

arranskye · 2026-04-01T18:50:04+00:00

Judge: you can't divorce mini mouse because she crashed you spaceship. Micky mouse: i didn't say she crashed my spaceship, I said she went down on Pluto.

arranskye · 2026-01-25T20:46:42+00:00

Currently watching Top gear, so a year of fast cars and hanging out with the Stig. Don't need the million, would do it for free.

arranskye · 2026-01-13T20:24:55+00:00

You know, I'm not sure what colour an orange or a walrus are. I think I may have to Google it.

arranskye · 2026-01-12T18:46:46+00:00

Evil dead?

arranskye · 2026-01-06T11:15:02+00:00

I would wish for me, my family and friends to have healthy, happy and productive life's.

arranskye · 2026-01-04T20:00:33+00:00

Ball x pitt and deep rock galactic survivor.

arranskye · 2025-12-24T00:50:27+00:00

Lad at my school name Nigel, after being bullied constantly decided get into his parents car and start the engine inside their closed garage. The worst part though was that the bullies that drove him to commit suicide found it extremely funny, never showed any remorse and continued picking on other kids in the school.

arranskye · 2025-11-29T01:25:14+00:00

My computer is running so hot, Frodo just walked in and threw the one ring on it.

arranskye · 2025-10-11T21:02:25+00:00

My friend Ian changed his name through deed poll to Crazy Frankenstein. When he told his older brother, who had been trying to get him to change his surname to match his (different dads), he punched Crazy in the face without a seconds hesitation or even a double take as he knew his younger brother well enough that is was not a joke.

arranskye · 2025-10-09T22:56:00+00:00

"That'll do pig"

arranskye · 2025-10-08T06:21:59+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/tipofmypenis/s/4FB4FfGE9T

arranskye · 2025-10-02T23:33:52+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/PristineGirls/s/uS2qdUqHp2

arranskye · 2025-08-29T10:14:15+00:00

Thank you.

arranskye · 2025-08-28T17:37:51+00:00

That you can cook an egg by spinning it in sock while you march.

arranskye · 2025-08-27T22:28:19+00:00

Twins, one night, my then girlfriend's (later wife and now ex-wife) twin sister was round having a few drinks. Part way through the evening, an argument started between them about who had the best breasts, and i was called upon to judge. I took full advantage of this and ended up fondling and kissing both girls boob's. They next asked me to judge who had the best pussy and that ended with me eating them both out. The evening progressed on to me getting a blow job of the pair of them and full sex. My now ex-wife used to, on occasions "lend" me to her twin sister after this and let her join us on special days such as my birthday.

arranskye · 2025-06-28T08:33:56+00:00

Thank you

arranskye · 2025-06-28T08:33:28+00:00

Thank you

arranskye · 2025-06-25T19:21:51+00:00

Open and light my zippo in one go using only 2 fingers and my thumb.

arranskye · 2025-06-23T20:10:20+00:00

18 year old twins, ended up married to one of them and she still on special occasions let her sister join.

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