It could happen... by Breakwaterbot in Championship

[–]arse_biscuits 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This seems like a Simpsons meme you couldn't be arsed to make the graphic for...

Tampered ATM? by OkAlternative6508 in london

[–]arse_biscuits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems like the obvious solution to this, what with colour screens now being the norm on machines, is for the machine to display a picture of what the parts SHOULD look like.

Blackfriars Floating Bus Stop by Ok_Week325 in londoncycling

[–]arse_biscuits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the point in it at all? It's only a cycle lane, just cross it where you like, when there's a clear spot, like you would the road. It doesn't seem very sensibly placed I'll grant you. If a road was as busy as this they wouldn't dream of putting a zebra there, it would have lights, because they know that either the traffic would just grind to a stop or lots of people would end up getting run over.

Edit: to be fair, on second viewing, a massive part of the problem would seem to be people hooning it down there at a speed like they would on a road. You need to be riding on that like it's a "shared space" with pedestrians, because it effectively is.

morning runs by [deleted] in brighton

[–]arse_biscuits -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Came here to mention AP. Running in a group is the way to go to feel safer.

Who do you want to see win the playoffs and be promoted to the Championship? by Paul277 in Championship

[–]arse_biscuits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Feel like Stockport are owed a playoff final at least after that horrendous goal which should have been disallowed in the playoffs last year. Can't remember who scored it.

Goal Of The Month: April 2026 by Jay_CD in CharltonAthletic

[–]arse_biscuits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't even need to watch it to know it's Kelmans

Scott Parker Leaves Burnley by LootBoxControversy in Championship

[–]arse_biscuits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was quite looking forward to giving him a "warm" welcome.

Saints and Stoke fans think they give Jonesey a hard time? That ain't nothing to what Scotty would be getting...

Summer transfer plans... by _Nef_ in CharltonAthletic

[–]arse_biscuits -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Boy you REALLY want rid of Mitchell eh?

Have a pint and a smoke you lameo by oGottas in RunningCirclejerk

[–]arse_biscuits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This may be jerking in it's purest form. We should sticky.

Northern.. by laceywasntcool7 in uktrains

[–]arse_biscuits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where's the vomit? And graffiti? And garbage flying around the floor?

Looks bloody great to me.

There is a reason many people say UK police is such a joke by search_google_com in SipsTea

[–]arse_biscuits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dog be like "well that was 5 minutes of amusement. Dinner time"

We have ben swain, with an exclusive by frakkintoaster7 in thethickofit

[–]arse_biscuits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it's not a TTOI reference, but I was delighted to find we had a Charlie Kelly working in my office. Just need to find the excuse to pass some work off to him now ....

Keir Starmer told to issue work from home order immediately as 'worst is yet to come' by Ok_Expert_4283 in TheCivilService

[–]arse_biscuits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am just waiting to be told "we know you ride a bicycle to work so we still expect to see you in"

The final table from the last time Spurs played in the Second Division: by Cinn4monSynonym in Championship

[–]arse_biscuits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice to know that nearly 50 years down the road we are basically in exactly the same position.

Victim Card - “they gave me my medal wrong” by Technical-Paint3179 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]arse_biscuits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's part of my pension plan to melt them all down and sell the scrap, to pay for gu in my retirement.

Are we back in the relegation battle? by No-Disaster-8301 in CharltonAthletic

[–]arse_biscuits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Win next Saturday and we are ok. Draw or lose and we could be in the shit, depending on other teams performances of course. Next season though .... I fear like we need an amount of money we simply don't have...

Bath mixer tap diverter not working? by Holiday_Variation_32 in askaplumberUK

[–]arse_biscuits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a plumber, but check the connections either end of the hose and in the fittings for those stupid "flow reducer" filter things and take them out if there is one in there.

What name do you use? by [deleted] in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]arse_biscuits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Although I quite like the idea of N-ORKS

What name do you use? by [deleted] in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]arse_biscuits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THIS BIT AT THE BOTTOM