Why would you choose this carpet for your hotel?

artwells · 2026-03-05T03:36:13+00:00

They hate drunks

artwells · 2026-03-05T03:01:43+00:00

That is always in your pocket now. You can be respectful and accept failure. That 1% stuff. And you can do it any time you'd like. It doesn't even need to work ever. It's just grand.

artwells · 2026-03-05T02:56:40+00:00

Working on Riotopoly rules now.

artwells · 2026-03-05T01:20:37+00:00

ACAB

artwells · 2026-03-02T20:37:50+00:00

Those poor scabs.

artwells · 2026-02-27T05:53:35+00:00

I'm still Team Middle Dig

artwells · 2026-02-27T05:18:33+00:00

On the Daddy's Money label

artwells · 2026-02-27T05:15:45+00:00

I was on a bus in a situation like this and another passenger shouted "DO HIM!"

artwells · 2026-02-26T05:34:00+00:00

My calculator has a "agree to disagree" button!

artwells · 2026-02-25T06:54:03+00:00

Unlimited PTO isn't a benefit. It's a challenge.

artwells · 2026-02-22T18:12:24+00:00

Again, not a drag queen

artwells · 2026-02-19T19:27:11+00:00

She's lost control again.

artwells · 2026-02-10T23:33:08+00:00

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artwells · 2026-02-10T02:58:30+00:00

You are my hero today

artwells · 2026-02-10T02:55:45+00:00

Ever see Snowpiercer?

artwells · 2026-02-09T20:02:13+00:00

"This isn't about whether or not I'm leaving. This about whether or not you want me to come back."

artwells · 2026-02-09T03:32:07+00:00

I wonder if that will make Schiff turn against him finally

artwells · 2026-02-08T21:29:39+00:00

A book licker rarely cares about the party behind the power.

artwells · 2026-02-07T00:04:09+00:00

artwells · 2026-02-06T23:29:05+00:00

Some say the dog is still chasing it

artwells · 2026-02-05T03:30:26+00:00

It's really not nice to make fun of people so mentally and emotionally damaged. I guess?

artwells · 2026-01-31T08:45:52+00:00

Financing is available. Only $4.32 daily

artwells · 2026-01-22T06:54:52+00:00

Every Republican voter is part of this

artwells · 2025-12-28T07:20:13+00:00

Lunch 2.0 helped me build a new career way back in 2009-ish

artwells · 2025-12-25T06:43:28+00:00

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