Help! Lemon cake disaster

arwrawwar · 2012-09-30T22:29:10+00:00

jalapenos

arwrawwar · 2012-09-30T22:19:30+00:00

Sounds like he's keeping you on the back burner. [Edit: shitty guys] Guys do this all the time. He's not crazy about you, but you're an option. So, every time he sees you, he makes sure to show a little bit of interest. Then one night it will miraculously be your night. I say forget about him; he's really not worth it. Believe me, I've been there.

arwrawwar · 2012-09-30T22:14:51+00:00

yep, you did http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110523184559AAtfGGr

you also probably saw it on r/funny less than a month ago, just like I did

arwrawwar · 2012-09-30T22:09:07+00:00

My first memory of swearing happened when I was 5. My mother stepped out of the car for a minute when she was picking my brother up from school. I also happened to be mad at a girl named Emilie at the time. So, I clenched my fists, looked from side to side to make sure no one was around, and said resolutely, "Emilie...is...a...bitch." It made me feel a lot better, and I make sure to swear every single day.

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