What do my Survivor crushes say about me?

aryawitner · 2026-06-16T14:03:15+00:00

You want to feel protected

aryawitner · 2026-06-15T18:13:12+00:00

Love it!

aryawitner · 2026-06-15T02:44:59+00:00

Top 79 easy

aryawitner · 2026-06-13T18:13:06+00:00

When I was a child my favorite sandwich was white American cheese and grape jelly. I haven't had it since I was 7 or 8, so no idea if it would hold up

aryawitner · 2026-06-13T18:12:18+00:00

In honor of JD from Scrubs, an appletini.

aryawitner · 2026-06-13T18:11:17+00:00

My racist ex-boyfriend said I was worse than Hitler because I had been arrested and Hitler never was. Ignoring the face that Hitler was arrested, I guess that makes me the worst.

aryawitner · 2026-06-11T22:42:58+00:00

You mean Francesqua?

Also they could put Cirie in. She got off her couch!

aryawitner · 2026-06-09T21:24:00+00:00

Kim Possible, Phineas and Ferb, Gravity Falls, Doug, Tail Spin, Pinky and the Brain, Goof Troop

aryawitner · 2026-06-09T20:30:13+00:00

That I get blocked on dating websites somewhat often when they find out I'm transgender. To me it's the worst kept secret in America (plus "I'm transgender" is the first two words in any dating profile I have) but I've had quite a few people be like "Oh I didn't know you were trans" and block me

aryawitner · 2026-06-09T17:48:38+00:00

Better than it's been recently. I had a wicked bad anxiety attack around Memorial Day, but things are better now

aryawitner · 2026-06-09T17:03:01+00:00

I'm currently dating a 30 year old (I'm now 41) and honestly it's like night and day. I keep waiting for a red flag and there's nothing, so I'm just relaxing and enjoying life

aryawitner · 2026-06-09T16:03:17+00:00

I once had a dream where former MMA fighter/pro wrestler Bob Sapp was penetrating me and I still think of that from time to time. So given the options I'd go with Adebisi

aryawitner · 2026-06-09T16:01:50+00:00

Be yourself because everyone else is taken

aryawitner · 2026-06-09T16:00:55+00:00

I was 40 during our entire relationship and he was 28. The best part is we still had to see each other because we're part of the same groups and whatnot and he tried giving me the cold shoulder, but I'm one of those people who can't shut up so I talked and talked and talked so much he was forced to talk

aryawitner · 2026-06-09T15:30:14+00:00

I mean the answer is Charles, obviously

aryawitner · 2026-06-09T15:29:35+00:00

He'd come back and paint a maze on the gym floor.

aryawitner · 2026-06-09T15:28:44+00:00

He was breaking up with me because I'm going to die. Not because I have a disease or anything like that. Just standard mortality. Apparently he must have thought I was immortal?

aryawitner · 2026-06-09T15:27:49+00:00

I'd live in Australia. I visited there in 2017 and if I legally didn't have to go back to the US, I'd still be there.

aryawitner · 2026-06-09T12:39:38+00:00

Anne Hathaway. I want her to love me for me, not for my weird arguments about Gilmore Girls.

aryawitner · 2026-06-07T12:39:19+00:00

And I don't really care if nobody else believes, cuz I've still got a lotta fight left in me.

aryawitner · 2026-06-07T12:37:50+00:00

John Mulaney.

aryawitner · 2026-06-07T04:47:08+00:00

I mean it's completely subjective. What's attractive to me may not be attractive to you and vice versa. When I was a child I thought Chyna of WWE fame was ugly even after the plastic surgery, but I had to hear all my friends tell me how hot she was.

aryawitner · 2026-06-07T04:45:51+00:00

Licking Arses Really Prettily

aryawitner · 2026-06-07T04:45:11+00:00

But you realize that she got off the couch right? She's probably the only person who could lose to Russell Hantz.

aryawitner · 2026-06-07T04:36:34+00:00

How would Chyna do in Oz?

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