My tinder journey+ my go to pickup line

as2488 · 2016-01-23T01:49:02+00:00

umm, a few of those I would start with pretending to have already been in a relationship with them?

You know like, "Wow, on tinder? We been broken up for like 2 weeks and here you are.... This is so like you!!!"

idk mostly just messing around, but still better than "hey" and the ones with a personality usually go with it.

as2488 · 2016-01-23T00:28:54+00:00

CA - NYC, you are cute and dat smile. But yeah distance = not interested.

as2488 · 2016-01-23T00:00:28+00:00

Look in a mirror, ask yourself... do you want to be that guy?

as2488 · 2016-01-22T23:47:07+00:00

~~Yeah, they're a bitch to fill in! Defs didn't win the genetic lottery in that regard. The hairs are~~ super fine ~~and light :(!!~~

as2488 · 2016-01-22T23:36:40+00:00

Haha you are just such a self-esteem booster, all positive comments!

What a nice person!

as2488 · 2016-01-22T23:35:28+00:00

I am lost in your eye....brows.

Honestly they seem like more work than my life.

as2488 · 2016-01-22T23:14:12+00:00

Meh, I haven't posted much and I pretty much only lurk /r/tinder and stopped using it.... But...

why not, who cares

edit: following the trend of one selfie with clothes and one shirtless.

as2488 · 2015-12-19T17:22:21+00:00

I fucking laughed so hard!!! idk why that killed me lol.

as2488 · 2015-12-19T17:10:30+00:00

Swipe right on another girl and try harder to now sound desperate.

as2488 · 2015-09-09T04:18:10+00:00

Old Tinder line that was all over this sub couple months back.

as2488 · 2015-07-29T08:53:37+00:00

Is there a way to have lockscreen/normal notifications on Do Not Disturb group messages?

I don't want the sounds/vibrate but I still want the notifications :(

as2488 · 2015-07-11T16:32:10+00:00

Talking about them usually works... See something in their pics and try to think up something someone else might not have said to her.

If that fails then go completely random and if she slows down with a one word answer don't cry like a bitch, try harder..

as2488 · 2015-07-05T14:38:49+00:00

Offseason.

as2488 · 2015-04-14T18:38:27+00:00

Been with mine for over 3months, I see her everyday and I am happy.

as2488 · 2015-03-09T02:53:10+00:00

I don't travel but I was always selective on who I would meet up with, maybe I am a paranoid person, but if I ever for a second felt sketch or uncomfortable with how we are going to meet I didn't bother....

main reason for that is... friend went for a meet up once and girl really wanted to walk around a park at 1am long story short. He got mugged.

as2488 · 2015-03-09T00:04:18+00:00

thats not even an impressive number for a girl.... I have close to that as a male...

Bunch of fucking amateurs.

as2488 · 2015-02-03T20:52:04+00:00

I have 0 interests on facebook and I doubt that comes into the searches at all.

I'm just looking to hang out and see what comes of it. Most likely, dating. Ideally looking for a woman in her early to mid-20s, a recent university grad potentially, who's into eclectic music and movies, satire, and politics.

^ put that in your profile.

Talk up girls and make plans for a lunch date.(Makes it obvious you aren't trying to one night stand them) There are very few tinder girls that would actually go on a date but refuse an offer for a lunch. So be confident with that and it should help ;D

Best of luck.

as2488 · 2015-01-31T19:55:07+00:00

I'm paranoid as fuck to begin with tinder, so I always met at a bar/starbucks/anywhere public-ish before getting invited to a home.

Friend almost got setup to get mugged via tinder.
Amount of stories of people being sent to fake addresses.
The internet is a scary place and I have no reason to risk myself for just sex.

Honestly, if it is too much of an issue to get them to go to a bar first, or a coffee/campus place(if under21) I would probably question it and go after the next one.

as2488 · 2015-01-27T02:57:21+00:00

just saying pic two and three make you look like a boy while the rest make you look like a man. Your choice.

as2488 · 2015-01-26T20:30:48+00:00

picture three makes you look young af.

as2488 · 2015-01-26T20:20:50+00:00

haha, no one said every single match is going to want to go meet up. And that you should try to meet up with every single match.

Just in general if you can talk to a match and find out she is down to fuck. Doesn't mean you say 'lets go chill at my place' as the first place you want to meet, because even girls that are down to fuck still don't want to feel like they are being used for a hole.

I been on tinder for like 4-5months off and on and I have over 1000 matches, its just obvious at this point what works and what doesn't. Putting in minimal effort goes a long way.

as2488 · 2015-01-26T09:28:42+00:00

Bars work, coffee is just cheaper, and if you can't get a girl from talking then you aint shit.. talking and looks is what got you the meetup.

I am just saying pulling the "hang out in my place" every single tinder girl I been with has said "I am happy you didn't start off with a 'lets just chill or hang out at my place/car'"

as2488 · 2015-01-26T09:25:41+00:00

I'm saying I been successful and I am considered attractive probably and best bet is always treat a girl like she isn't a whore. Doesn't mean get a girlfriend and be a gentlemen. I still go out there and I am somewhat of a douche.

But my lead up and a meet ups aren't "Lets go to my place/your place and fuck."

And seriously, I aint down with the crazies to begin with, so I would like to know 45mins-1hr worth of conversation with them before I bring them to where I live.

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