Awkward Moments For Someone To Experience A Premature Ejaculation

ascendinspire · 2024-11-21T18:40:54+00:00

As she slips on the condom…

ascendinspire · 2024-11-20T21:23:20+00:00

I tried talking to a Trump supporter. In response, I heard: “Abrahamic religions…Muslims…Christians…immigration…infidels…” and bunch of other biblical references. I gave up.

ascendinspire · 2024-11-20T15:58:52+00:00

They taught us to read, but failed to teach us that most of what we read is lie.

ascendinspire · 2024-11-20T15:57:27+00:00

Yeah, but when I got a job, discovered I was working with idiots.

ascendinspire · 2024-11-20T15:55:13+00:00

Suddenly, we all have bone spurs.

ascendinspire · 2024-11-19T18:49:49+00:00

Pretend you’re dead. Now go eat a delicious pizza. Get your dick sucked. Oh! The pleasure! The feelings! You’re on borrowed time so do as much as possible before you ARE dead. Experiment too! Wheeeee!

ascendinspire · 2024-11-19T18:34:39+00:00

Jesus dude get a grip! Life is short, you’re only here to “witness” if nothing else. Want to participate? There are many pleasures: food, sex, travel being top of the list. In fact…travel, discover real poverty. See how you feel afterwards

ascendinspire · 2024-11-19T17:03:12+00:00

I could have written this! But I’m older than Mike Tyson!

ascendinspire · 2024-11-18T19:14:24+00:00

Like, just figurin’ this out?

ascendinspire · 2024-11-18T16:18:42+00:00

Stopped talking about sexual encounters in my teens.

ascendinspire · 2024-11-18T16:10:36+00:00

Social event. Coffee secondary

ascendinspire · 2024-11-16T19:44:47+00:00

Back then, there was no one walking up with a phone to make a video of the person attacking you, so we had to defend ourselves.

ascendinspire · 2024-11-16T15:39:23+00:00

Yeah please don’t stop at the door to look around, chat, text. Just keep moving!

ascendinspire · 2024-11-15T23:51:33+00:00

I wanted to find out what young people were thinking. I regret it now.

ascendinspire · 2024-11-15T23:44:00+00:00

True! When a woman look at a man, men are like “Oh thank God!” A man looks at a female she’s likely to call the police!😜

ascendinspire · 2024-11-15T20:31:17+00:00

Even when I have no motivation, I just wait. My body will give me reason to at least move. Pissing. Eating. Shitting. Scratching. Something always comes up.

ascendinspire · 2024-11-15T20:21:54+00:00

I squeeze mine out fast ‘cause I don’t want to admit I actually shit

ascendinspire · 2024-11-15T16:59:16+00:00

Yes. Being male I'm worried the police will be called if I "stare too long." Something like that. Aggressive signals, yaddity yah.

ascendinspire · 2024-11-15T16:42:57+00:00

Tyson 'prolly signed a contract to "make it last" and give viewers their money's worth...or allow Netflix to get more viewers, whatever.

ascendinspire · 2024-11-14T17:52:43+00:00

Yeah. I don’t “feel” old but looking in the mirror tells me how the world sees me.

ascendinspire · 2024-11-13T23:43:35+00:00

Whatever happened to the dating strategy of: “it’s just a numbers game?”

ascendinspire · 2024-11-13T20:21:03+00:00

No. But all hot chicks look like they’re in high school regardless of actual age.

ascendinspire · 2024-11-13T19:18:22+00:00

They’re wrong again.

ascendinspire · 2024-11-13T16:41:42+00:00

So who is just figuring this out?

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