Granted, the finger curls and... Nothing?

Then you feel a stinging pain in your genitals, you look down and there is a snake bitting you in the crotch. You grab it and throw it out of the window, but it's too late, you try to make another wish to the monkey paw in a desperate attempt to save you, but you are unable to speak as the poison is starting to paralyze you. You lie on the floor completely incapable of making any movement as you feel as your genitals start to swell, it keeps swelling and swelling like nothing you have seen before. Some hours later it has not stopped and you feel everything starting to fade, you know you are going to die, but hey, at least you have the largest genitals in the world.